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I’ve spent hours trying to come up with a clever Picture of Dorian Gray joke, but fuck it. The only two words I can think of are ASS FACE. HA HA HA!!!! Ass face. Ass face ass face ass face. Ass. Face.
Ass face.
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You know you’re ugly when your ass face looks better than your face face!
That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this!
Wow. That makes me want to punch him in the face. Both of them.
Since my mind lives in the gutter, all I can say when I look at this is
nice tuck job.
I think the tattoo pretty much speaks for itself.
Win.
I was actually thinking the same thing. I have been staring at this picture for a bit trying to figure out how he hid things so well.
Also, I wonder how he hid it during the tattoo. Just seems a bit awkward to be that exposed for a long amount of time. I hope getting tattoos isn’t a turn on for him.
His face is hard enough to look at once. Bad move dude.
This kid needs to kill himself so that we don’t have the misfortune of him breeding…die!
I think it could also be said that the tattoo on his arm is fairly bleak as well. I wonder if he designed that himself…when he was five?
Seriously, how much of an egomaniac do you have to be to get a tattoo of yourself on your own ass?
I think Steve-O from Jackass has a huge picture of himself on his back.
Yes he does… but he’s Steve-O. So it’s ok.
Wow….just….wow. Why the fuck would you need a tattoo of your face elsewhere on your body? Is is like showing a second form of identification? And how do you let someone fuck up that badly when they are looking right at you? And, to second Anna’s recent comment about that god-awful red stuff used for so many portraits lately….why??
I think the tattoo on the guy’s hip looks better than his real face. It’s possible the tattooist didnt want to look at the guy’s face that much (or his ass) and tried to hurry it up.
Wow….just….wow. Why the &^*$ would you need a tattoo of your face elsewhere on your body? Is is like showing a second form of identification? And how do you let someone fuck up that badly when they are looking right at you? And, to second Anna’s recent comment about that awful red stuff used for so many portraits lately….why??
Wow….just….wow. Why the &^*$ would you need a tattoo of your face elsewhere on your body? Is is like showing a second form of identification? And how do you let someone ^$(* up that badly when they are looking right at you? And, to second Anna’s recent comment about that awful red stuff used for so many portraits lately….why??
(sorry if this multi-posts…i had to remove the inappropriate words and it took a few tries)
By “that awful red stuff” I presume you are foolishly referencing the red swelling and blood that accompanies a brand new tattoo such as this? It’s kind of unavoidable unless you have blue blood.
Romulans (sp?) must look freaky when they get their tattoos done
Nope, (s)he is referring to my not-so-lovingly calling a particular shade (over)used in so many crappy portrait tattoos as “hickey purple.” It’s more of a puce, though. I say purple because a lot of people don’t know what puce is and read it as a “hickey puke,” which brings some weird questions.
I guess if he overhears someone make some snarky comment about his other tats, he could pull down his pants, moon the person, and say, “Why don’t you say that to my face?”
That’s the only reason I can think of for getting this tattoo, which is one more reason than I can think of for most of the art on this site.
Or “Talk to the ass!”
Wouldn’t it be thigh face? Oh well I’m convinced this man has mental retardation, there’s just something about both smiles that says “derp.” to me. And does anyone else find it funny that the placement of his hand makes it look like he’s running that cord in the back through his legs?
I have a number of inappropriate comments about boyfriends and “look at me when we’re having sex”. Yep, inappropriate.
But ass face pretty much covers the topic.
i was totally gonna say “look me in the eyes when you f*** me!” im inappropriate.
I believe “ass hat” also works in this context.
Must be what the ‘A’ stands for
It’ll be useful to identify him when his decapitated body turns up in a dumpster. Does the fuckwit intend to keep that hat on for the rest of his life?
Ass clown?
Of the “no talent” variety?
I hope this tattoo comes to life and he has to watch himself shit for the rest of his life.
you rock! this could possibly be the best result to this terrible choice.
I laugh every time I look at this guys faces.They seem to fit him so well that it is funny.It is also well done.
Heh. Ass Face. Epic Lulz.
I didn’t need to see that.
We can probably be grateful for the choice of site, it could have been far worse. He could have positioned the mouth over his A-hole, then he would have the cutest round cheeks ever…
First Thought: WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS PENIS??
So — does this mean that his asscheek will wrinkle and show all the signs of his moral disintegration while his face retains its special and unchanging “beauty”?
Pardon me, but you’ve earned an internet high-five for that, clever one~
Now that I’ve been to work and come back to this, his tat looks an older asian version of himself.
You go now! You been lookin for hours!!
When I saw this on one of the voting pages, my first thought was that he looks a LOT like Eddie Deezen.
It’s crappy portrait work, but he’s not the only guy to ever get a tattoo of himself on himself. Steve-O got a full back portrait of himself making a funny face and thumbs-up gesture. I can’t remember who did that one, but they did a fantastic job.
I just want to kick that smirk right off of his face, then his ass/face.
I would like to think that’s not him but a picture of his identical twin brother on his arse but that thought is just as creepy.
Why… Just… why? ._.
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I vote for: So the guy doing me from behind can look into my eyes while he’s doing naughty things to me.
Ick.
why would you put a self-portrait on your OWN ass???
Because putting a portrait of yourself on someone else’s ass would not be a self portrait?
I would suspect this was an ex-boyfriend of mine but he would never wear that hat…
All our condolences.
First thought: gives new meaning to an ass for a face
gives the phrase “turn the other cheek” a whole new spin….
I guess someone could kick his ass and face at the same time.
This is the reason why some people should never be allowed to have tattoos let alone breed.
Why does his tattoo look like “Urkel” when his face looks like Screech?
great conversation starter: who do you think this is over here, uh? Just guess…
The Joke could be: “He’ll live long after his cheek dies of necrosis” or “if he takes a gander at his ass his face will fall off… the real one”
Do this:
access youtube.com
search for hitmanbreakeroftheeye
the one singing songs which were title me singing boom boom pow, etc. etc.
and see the resemblance