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Dream Big. Like, Six Tons Big

What Dream is That?

Submitted by: Traci_H via Submission Page

I had that dream once, and I’ll tell you what: that is the LAST time I mix jalapeño poppers and Tequiza right before bed.

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  1. sparksnsmoke says:

    There are just so many things wrong here. The tires are flat on this bike, it has major emissions issues and any sane biker knows that dino would need a ninja style bike to accommodate his short arms and long tail.

  2. Envy says:

    Is… he wearing a full leather bodysuit?

  3. Dee says:

    So funny !lol I don’t know what he’s wearin but I agree with sparks, that dino could only ride a ninja style bike, no way could he even reach the handle bars here….. pshhhh, people just don’t think do they LOLOLOLOL

    • Ringo says:

      This Dino is living his dream of riding a non-ninjastyle bike.
      What bothers me more is, that Dinos would probably be more comfortable with Oakley-styled sunglasses than Ray-Bans.

  4. Becci says:

    Am I the only one that thinks this is crazy awesome?

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Nope. I think it’s cute. It’s not the best work I’ve seen, but far from the worse. They could have used more colours, or at least more variations in colouring.

      re: what body part is it? It looks like left bicep to me. I can see a smidge of t-shirt at the upper left of the black.

    • anna2 says:

      no- this is pretty funny

  5. ben says:

    looks like the colors were done by an anti social 4th grader with anger issues and a penchant for small animal torture.

  6. Kim says:

    It would be awesome to have on my Trapper Keeper in 7th grade. Tattoo, I don’t know.

  7. bigdad says:

    Gotta wonder what sucked bad enough to get covered by this crap?

  8. markiemaypo says:

    “Livin’ the Dream” and wearing the nightmare. What body part is this? I don’t get it.What dream?

    • ben says:

      looks the flabby shoulder of an elderly baby boomer. it’s one last attempt to reclaim attention from a world anxiously awaiting the death of the 60′s.

  9. Blake says:

    His dreams must be very modest, because that’s the shitiest motorcycle I’ve ever seen. His back wheel looks completly melted.

  10. jesi says:

    dino’s feet are too small! he’d fall right on his giant head!

    • Blake says:

      Maybe his dream was to get a raptor foot transplant.

      Also just remembered who he remined me of. Jack Nicholson in the Bucket list. lol

  11. Pol Pot Plant says:

    Tattoo? This is obviously painted onto a potato! :P

  12. Melissa says:

    More like livin the nitemare. Where’d my post from earlier go?

  13. Melissa says:

    tuckermax.com

  14. Jules says:

    what body part is this?

  15. Orionsbelt3 says:

    Is that the top of his head? I can see why someone would day dream about riding their bike, but why the T Rex? I do like that Rexy is wearing leathers.

  16. Mrs_Traci says:

    Well…I saw this tattoo on a fan page of a local tattoo shop. I think it’s hilarious that they were actually proud of this..

  17. roflcopter says:

    Dude. That’s the dinosaur from that terrible 90′s cartoon “we’re back” O_O

  18. MrIronic says:

    Can a T Rex do ironic laughing? Hope so, cause those black exhaust emissions would be his crushed up friends & family.

  19. Dante says:

    Oh my god my childhood! There was a book about this when I was a kid and for the life of me I can’t remember what it was…

  20. Kae says:

    Ok, I know this is an old thread, but that’s the T-rex from that movie, Theodore Rex, with Whoopi Goldberg… they are cops, and he’s a T-rex…. yeah…

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