2010 AprilUgliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

Can I Get to the Haight on This Thing or Not?

Apr. 20, 2010

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Not the Brightest Idea

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

If you’re having trouble finding accessories that convey the depth of your commitment to the hippie aesthetic, then try getting one of those accessories TATTOOED ONTO YOUR FACE in ink that is only visible to other hippies (i.e. people who own or will go within 100 feet of a black light). Devendra Banhart could stick a tie-dyed bong full of dirty poet blouses up his ass while spinning on a vintage turntable in the back of a VW bus and he’d STILL have nothing on this guy.

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That Means It’s Time for a Sandwich, Right?

Apr. 20, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Will You Look At The Time?

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HAH! Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hee. Hee hee hee. Hoo.

Wait. What?

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Another Disney Film I’ll Never Be Able to Watch Again

Apr. 19, 2010

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Submitted by: ladybelle via Submission Page

This is actually perfect, because I have a tattoo that makes my crotch look just like Monstro. Let’s go to Pleasure Island, baby.

Pinocchio becomes a real NSFW boy after the jump. Click to see more… »

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They Seem . . . Nice

Apr. 19, 2010

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Derp Family Photo

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If my family were this, um, unique looking, I think I’d try to find a different way to pay tribute to them. Like maybe making a charitable donation in their honor. Or getting their names written on a grain of rice. Or telling people that I’m adopted.

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Of Who Now?

Apr. 18, 2010

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But Not Loving Enough for Quality Work

Submitted by: Jacqueline via Submission Page

Wow, what terrible luck. To lose a loved one (or a loved something—it’s kind of hard to say for sure) is bad enough, but to have that followed up by your tattoo artist suffering a stroke right in the middle of a piece? What are the chances?

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Wait, Where’s Justin Bieber?

Apr. 18, 2010

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Rush Didn

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So you won’t sew patches onto my denim jacket for me anymore, will you mom? Well, I’ll show you. I’ll show ALL OF YOU!

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You Asked for it: MORE PENIS TATTOOS!

Apr. 17, 2010

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Submitted by: Sappu via Submission Page

Ha ha, just kidding. No penis tattoos today. Nothing but this perfectly innocent tattoo of a young lady riding a giant cock.

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Check, Please

Apr. 17, 2010

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Loved That Scene In Aliens

Submitted by: ORSM via Submission Page

I know this is supposed to be a reference to Alien, but, like every other 13-year-old in the room, I can’t help but think of Spaceballs.

In fact . . .

Ahh, much better.

On that note, aliens seem to be everywhere today.

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And, for the First Time in My Life, I DON’T Want a Glass of Red Wine

Apr. 16, 2010

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Once a Month, Red Wine

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

This is the second time I’ve seen a tattoo that is intended to be sexually charged but instead makes me think of the Olive Garden. I don’t know whether to add a tag for “intended to be sexually charged but instead makes me think of the Olive Garden” or to start a whole new site.

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No One Hears Me Sing This Song

Apr. 16, 2010

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Roll for Damage to Your Sex Life

Submitted by: Jaime via Submission Page

Well nerds, what’ll it be? Dungeons and Dragons nerd?

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Guitar Hero nerd?

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Or, uh, whatever kind of nerd this is? Choose quickly, because they all have basements to get back to.

Personally, I’m going to hold out for a Magic: The Gathering nerd. I have standards.

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Archive for April, 2010

Can I Get to the Haight on This Thing or Not?

That Means It’s Time for a Sandwich, Right?

Another Disney Film I’ll Never Be Able to Watch Again

They Seem . . . Nice

Of Who Now?

Wait, Where’s Justin Bieber?

You Asked for it: MORE PENIS TATTOOS!

Check, Please

And, for the First Time in My Life, I DON’T Want a Glass of Red Wine

No One Hears Me Sing This Song

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