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And You Won’t Be Mad When My Dog Chews on the Cord, Right?

Control Freak

Submitted by: MIMI via Submission Page

I know I said last week that I was saving myself for a Magic: The Gathering nerd, but I take it back, because I’ve found my soul mate. A guy is cool with it if you’re constantly punching the Konami Code into his torso during sex, right?

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  1. Elizabeth says:

    My first thought: “At least it wasn’t lower, with the cord tattooed along his p****.

  2. Sam says:

    …and I REALLY don’t want to know where the zapper gun is!!!

  3. Brent says:

    Pfft Nintendo rules. I thought the bad tattoo was the fricken minty/weedy heart up there :P

  4. Blake says:

    I’m diggin that heart at the top right corner. I want it.

  5. january says:

    has he had his RIBS tattooed on on the left hand side??

    • Anna Rexia says:

      He has a tattoo that covers part of his ribs, yes. I tried to find an original of this picture in hopes that there was a link that included what the tattoo is, but no luck. Only a slightly larger version of the picture that shows more of his tummy hair was found.

      • january says:

        But it looks like he’s had ribs over his ribs, so to speak.

        • Barbary Lion says:

          That looks to me like the border on a Grateful Dead rosette or something like that–looks like it’s bones arranged in a circle, and I know I’ve seen dancing bear and Space-Yer-Face artwork with bones as the frame. That’s just a wild guess though.

  6. gas station bathroom says:

    Cover your happy trail, man.

  7. Teresa says:

    Can’t get beyond his crooked nipples.

  8. Kirky says:

    Oh my God! it’s my hairy chested soul mate!! I have a Super Nintendo Controller tattooed on my back!!

  9. Sharlee says:

    Goddamn it he stole my idea. Except I want mine as a tramp stamp. Hellz yea.

  10. some call me Tim says:

    I thought that was a heart from Kid Icarus. Maybe?

  11. Angelbrujah says:

    He could have at least picked an artist that could draw a straight line.

  12. MTGTrapped says:

    Girl, be careful which Magic: The Gathering nerd you fall for! They’re not all they’re cracked up to be. Trust me, I’ve known for the past two and a half years.

    I know they’re cute and all and if you don’t mind being second to a piece of cardboard, you’ll be fine. But if not, beware!

    • SecondBest says:

      Ugh…I know all too well how you feel. God forbid I ever want to go on a date on a Friday night and he miss FNM! It’s shattering to a woman’s ego for their men to want to be surrounded by fantasy, cardboard, and other men….*sigh*

  13. Lala..la says:

    I can’t help but view the entire thing as a gestalt, which leaves me with the image of eyes-mouth-juicebox? Ah–now I see. It is a sloth enjoying a Nintendo themed beverage.

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