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Submitted by: ladybelle via Submission Page
This is actually perfect, because I have a tattoo that makes my crotch look just like Monstro. Let’s go to Pleasure Island, baby.
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Where is his belly button?
It’s a little higher.
Oh. I just thought that was an outtie.
YES!!! I was wondering the same thing!
he ment pinocchios bellybutton, because the tattooer had to draw his whole body, from behind you can see his feet and if the guy bends forward you can also see pinocchios chin
It’s just a bit higher than the tip of Pinocchio’s hat. He has an outie that makes it hard to see.
it’s out of view.
well apparently outies mean completely invisible. but in this case, it’s out of the view of the photo, right above where the photo is cropped…. but seriously? have you ever seen an outie or were you just experiencing diahhrea of the keyboard?
is gone!
So, when this guy gets aroused, does that mean he’s lying to himself about his chances of getting laid?
it’s like if some ugly chick asks him”Are you attracted to me” and he says no.
His junk goes *{whistles}}}}}}}}}}}}
Best… Response… Ever…
Not gonna lie…this is pretty funny! I like the idea of it but judging by the size, it doesn’t look like Pinocchio’s nose will be growing that much…
Ummmm, not so much. There’s one teeny weenie under there me thinks. Maybe it’s Jon Gosselin ROFL
Omg…Pedo fail.
I was just about to say this…*shudders*
I’D SAY A PEDO WIN!
Creepy = yes. Clever = yes. Disturbing= definitely.
^ This. A well-done tat in the worst possible taste.
there’s somethings money can’t for everythign else there master card
I couldn’t do him. I’d be too busy laughing my ass off.
I couldn’t do him either. The double chin would put me off.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA double chin
The REAL Perverted Pinocchio.
if you go to http://www.inkedmag.com and do a search for “pinnochio” (yeah, you gotta spell it wrong) it’ll bring up something similar, but in color and with better work.
My eyes! MY EYES!!!
Whoa, that does look real indeed. Just like Pinocchio was looking out of his trousers!
…eeew
and i thought it was crazy that there was even one person who had thought of this and got it tattooed onto themselves…
Once you find the image, and click on it to see the larger version, the text at the top says “click the image to shrink it.” I LOLd.
i think i just lost my lunch. thats just gross looking!! at least SHAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! shit! his nurses are going to get a chuckle out of this when they have to change his depends in the nursing home.
my thoughts exactly!
Oh, yea!
Looks like Pinnochio hit puberty, he has facial hair now.
Oh, good.
I just threw up in my mouth.
After clawing my eyes out.
That’ll be a fun one to explain to the nursing home staff in 50 years.
And the question was: “Name three of the most over-used, trite expressions used on ugliesttattoos.com”
I love you.
Back atcha, darlin’ =)
nothing says sexy like a chubby pinocchio who lies
Bwa ha ha! “Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie…”
But seriously, I could not do that.
So, if you’re some drunken female administering a bit of oral refreshment you get to look Pinocchio in the eyes? In kind of a lurching 3D?
LOL lurching 3D… gross
Bwahaha! And I was wondering if the snout, seen in its entirety, would have any resemblance to Michael Jackson’s?
In answer to the question “what is under a priest’s robes?”
Oh, honey… Cyberspace High Five!!
As always with tattoos of this nature, I wonder why anyone thinks it’s a great idea to get something funny tattooed on or near your genitals. Does anyone really want the first reaction of someone upon seeing their genitals to be laughter?
I do believe the purpose is to have an excuse to show off said laughable genitals.
That and if your genitals are laughable, it may be a way of telling yourself why they are laughing. “They’re laughing at the tattoo, not my oddly amusing genitalia!”
I would’ve though ‘Dumbo’ would be more appropriate, in both senses of the word……
normally i dont post, but i have to here. there are only 2 jokes i can ever remember and both are dirty. one is this-
what did cinderella say when she sat on pinocchio’s face?
tell me a lie
Has anyone noticed that he’s going commando? Ewwwwwww.
I think this is really funny. However, I feel very sorry for the poor tattoo artist that had to do it.
I am really hoping he was charged double the usual rate!
all i can think of is when Pinocchio says “I’m a real boy!” with that excited kiddy voice. ewww
Anyone else get a creepy pedophile vibe off this one?
SRSLY?
I hate to admit it, but I can answer for what you do when you see this sort of thing as the mood gets romantic.
Many years ago, I met a cool guy at a bar and ended up going home with him. As we started to get friendly, I discovered he had four tattoos. Roadrunner on inside of right thigh; Wiley Coyote on the inside of the left thigh; the whole cast of Warner Brothers characters with “That’s All Folks” in his pubic region; and finally (wait for it…..) Tweetie Bird on the shaft.
I had two reactions simultaneously… I laughed my ass off and I put my clothes back on. I then left.
good for you! thank god you didnt do it!
Are you from Santa Cruz? When I was visiting there, a guy at a bar showed me a Tweetie Bird on his junk. It’s hard to know what to say to that.
I am from SF. The guy was from Santa Cruz.
Try laughing at it. What else can you do?
There is something very wrong with that penis, and it ain’t the tattoo.
Oh, now that’s just tragic.
I hope Jiminy Cricket is tattooed on the tip of the damned penis….
Are there chicks out there that dig it?
I liked the Mario tat, where his nose is dude’s shaft. Not a Disney fan, though! Of course, there WOULD be a problem with oral on this dude.
1. Talk about getting a woody…
2. “When you wish upon a staaaaar….”
3. “Always let your conscience be your guide!”
My ex had a pubic piercing, (surface bar right above the shaft) And we used to joke about how it made his junk look like an elephant so one night he drew big dumbo ears on his thighs in magic marker…. I thought THAT was kinda creepy. Now I’m just glad he never got Dumbo tattoed around his crotch.
Well, we’re broken up so maybe it would be funny for me to know hed never be getting laid again haha.
Pinocchio must have a chin like Chesty Bond.
That’s a term?
I was wondering that too.
Same question. That’s a term? Never heard of it.
It is if you’ve ever read the Wormwood Chronicles. It’s a comic book by Garth Ennis. Let’s just say the antichrist has a weird sense of humour.
Does he say “achoo” when he comes?
O.o LOL and ewwwwww at the same time.
has anyone noted that he’s not wearing underwear?!
And I’m guessing the lie he always tells to make it get bigger is “Of course I love you”.
If he gets it caught in his zipper then poor Pinocchio ends up with a nose bleed
idk one girl that would allow pinnochio’s nose in her
:: sings :: TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
Did anyone else think of that song. “tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…”?
yeah…about 2 hours before you did…….
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What the hell is going on with his junk? Is it just me or does it appear to be covered in some sort of genital warts? There is no way that is razor burn and if you are getting goosebumps there do us all a favor and cover that nasty (not to mention tiny) thing up.
You people have never seen The Life Of Brian?
uhhhh omg that is a guy my bf thought it was a girl so i kept on going and got him sick
Someone would seriously go to all the trouble of getting a genital tattoo and NOT shave?
He will look more like gepetto when hes old
Explaining what he wanted, and why, to the tattoo artist must have been a bundle of fun. I wonder if it was a male or female tattoo artist…
Trully Pinokio..
And yes Lauren he hasnt underwear, ive notice that too.. Nice hat btw
My comeback if I was faced with that?
“Well, at least you’re honest.”
wow, genital warts. gross.
i was even surprised by the general sense of weirdness that comes over looking at this
*Gak*
I love it – I want to meet that guy and sit on pinocchio’s face and have him tell me a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously – I want to find that guy………..where is he??????
omg……
I couldnt do him either. We’d have to do it like Jews through a sheet with a hole cut out of it.
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Lie to me”
now thats what i call PEEnochio
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*sigh *yur so small though
You can lie all you want, it’s not gonna get any bigger…
is it just me or is how creepy..wrinkly..and shriveled the guys member is almost more disturbing than the fact tht he has a Pinocchio tattoo..
I can immagine a woman ” lie to me some more! “
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LIE TO MEE!
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