Submitted by: Blake via Submission Page
I’m beginning to wonder if Rob Zombie laid down some sort of decree that all Devil’s Rejects tattoos must be done by his mildly retarded nephew, Doug Zombie. Doug’s a good kid and deserves a break. Just not one that involves playing drums on one of Uncle Rob’s records, so maybe the tattoo thing will shut him up about that for a while.
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Well, on the bright side at least…
I’m sure that there’s something well done in this tattoo. Can anyone help me out? Anyone?
Ohohoh! The second last line in the height… measurement thing is straight!
No. There is nothing well done except that it is so bad that you can keep looking and laughing for a long time.
I dunno… the one next to the 5 looks straighter to me…
I thought the one next to the five was slanting down a bit, but looking closer, I think you might be right.
I would like to give credit to Anna Rexia for giving out the link to this *cough* beauty, and apologize to Ok Then for telling her that it would probably be 8 to 10 months before this would show up.
Saying that I never noticed the 6 6 6 on the measurement thing, I guess that’s a nice touch.
My first thought was actually “Can’t this kid count?” And then I realized “Oh, 666. That’s almost clever.”
But, I can’t seem to make sense of the 55.
Maybe that’s the number of botched face surgeries she got before taking the mugshot?
or the number of NORMAL fingers she would like to have
What? Who doesn’t want hands like that? You could use them for combs, serving salads, weeding the garden, mashing potatoes…..
The possilities are endless
*possiBIlities*
shit. i guess you’re right, they would come in handy. they would make great backscratchers too!
Go, TEAM!
I just now noticed her, well, cleavage. At least I think that’s supposed to be cleavage. Which is off center. And way too high up. And squished.
I won’t even start on her cube-shaped head. yet.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the 5s and 6s are for actual height measurement, with the inches lopped off by a sloppy drawing/photo…. aaaand that would make her 6’2″, which brings me to my next question: who dates a chick that tall and ugly and tattoos her on his body?
Is that supposed to be her cleavage above the sign? It confuses me because either her boobs are so big that they overlap, or they’re the size of grapes right in the center of her chest.
Oh, and she has the foundation line along her chin. You always want to blend your makeup.
Honestly. the first time I saw this, I thought it was Buzz Lightyear dressed in a daisy dukes costume.
LOL that is the best first impression ever. and really accurate.
I just figured she was mashing the sign against her chest so hard that it was causing boob smushing above ane below.
“AND below. AND.” Sheesh. One piece of cake for dessert and my blood sugar apparently makes me incapable of typing.
I don’t remember her shaving the back of her head in either of the movies. I do believe Sherrie Moon would be bothered by this piece of…. ummm… well whatever this is.
The hands. Those have to be the worst hands ever. And the shading on her arms. Wow.
Her right arm definitely looks like a crack addict arm.
BTW, I loves your avatar. I loves Toki!
Everysbodies shoulds loves Toki!
Awww, I loves Toki toos!
Is it still too early to make Thalidomide baby references?
Toki Wartooth ams the BEST!
WOWEEEEE!!!
I don’t know or care to know what Toki of any kind is, but these tattoos are driving me nuts. I guess anyone who gets a permanent homage to any aspect of Rob Zombie’s life put on their body, and pays for this level of fine artistry, deserves this type of outcome.
Toki is a character Metalacalypse. I didn’t know who Toki was either, but the girlish screams led me away to google.
Apparently the tattooist has seen someone do shading. Once. On video. A while ago. Now they have tried to recreate it from memory. At least it’s inside the lines!
Yes it is pretty lousy…
This is fucking horrible. I can’t even think of anything clever to say.
This person is already putting away pennies for laser tattoo removal. Guaranteed.
Are you kidding me? I bet they’re busy trying to find a shop that’ll do the next tat for $20 AND does financing!
Maybe it means “Nobody gets Baby out of the corner!”
i’m crying. its just… bad. i want to know who tattooed this and how they thought it was GOOD. ughhhhh
Don’t they have to have a license to do tattooing???! After all you do have to have one to cut and style hair.
Why is it you can be 6′ three times … at different heights? And … nevermind. oooo, that’s bad.
Terrible, just terrible! Do the numbers indicate “Baby” is close to 7 feet tall? The hair is limp and unrealistic. The shading just sucks. Not a very good portrait at all. I see a big coverup in the recipient’s future. Or a lot of laser-removal. I’ve seen some GREAT tattoos and some LOUSY tattoos, and this is LOUSY.
we’ve seen a lot of bad tattoos on here, but im going to go out on a limb and declare this one the worst.
Remember being in 7th grade and the kid sitting next to you would doodle characters in his notebook? This is that kid.
I remember him! He used to cut farts and then sniff them, kept a booger collection in his locker, and threw up during sex ed. Gotta be the same guy.
So if I am reading that chart right, Baby was 6’9″ ? Does that mean the tall malformed guy in the movie was 12 feet tall?
Would someone please clue me in? What’s this tat referencing? I wanna get in on the hate!
Agreed. This is where pop-reference tats fall over. Even though the name of Rob Zombie has been mentioned, without using Google I have no idea of what this is about, why the person should choose to have this lovely artwork as a companion for all eternity, and why this particular reference above all other Rob Zombie references. I guess that would make for a very short conversation should we ever meet IRL….
anony mouse: hey, nice tat. what is it?
canvas: awww man you don’t know Rob Zombie?
anony mouse: no, that particular honour has not been mine.
canvas: ……….
Rob Zombie is writer and director of the horror film “The Devil’s Rejects”, which features his beautiful wife (which this tattoo does no justice) Sheri Moon. The character “Baby”, played by his wife, is what I can only assume is protrayed in this horrible tattoo. Not only would Sheri be disgusted by the artists attempt at her portrait… Rob would probably make this guy his next victim if another movie is made.
We can only assume this wasn’t done by a tattoo ARTIST. It was done with whatever tools and color were available in the cell block.
Prison tats rarely include colour. It’s far more profitable to smuggle in drugs and cigs than it would be to bring in coloured ink. That said, there is a LOT of very well done prison ink out there. This tattoo must have been done by someone who either did not apprentice anywhere, apprenticed under an equally-bad inker, bought their rig on eBay, or a combination of the above.
My favorite part of this tattoo is that the shading around the neck/shoulders/chest area appears to have been very carefully done. Don’t get me wrong, it’s uneven and terrible, but it looks like the tattooer was trying very hard to do it well. Which I think is adorable. But then by the time he got to the face, he totally gave up and just did the whole thing in gray.
No one has even mentioned that the neck width is about two-thirds of the width of the torso. Proportion. On of the easiest parts to get right if you’re an artist. Just measure. Even the left-brained can do it.
After reading all the comments and some googling, I found this: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_e637764639f4b880d6b6ff07d83bf3a5.jpg
The 6 6 6 5 5 is 66, 63, 60, 57, 54 (inches) cut off short and copied verbatim.
The top boob shading appears to have been added in interpretively.
Excellent work, Skye! I can now appreciate the full depth of disgust everyone is feeling. And it is definitely warranted. Yikes!
Are you kidding? What happened to tracing paper? I am the least talented person when it comes to drawing, so tracing paper is my friend. My daughter could draw better than this at 10! (it’s obvious she didn’t get her talent from me) I would have done this for whatever price they paid and still done a better job without ever having picked up an ink gun in my life. Please tell me they were drunk, high, or unconscious to have ended up with this mess. Looks like long sleeves or long pants should be their fashion choice for the rest of their life.
Dear lord. There are no words…
I, for one, would love to have a neck that’s as large as my abdomen. Indeed, if I did, I would have an arrogant look on my face, too, lips slightly parted in defiance.
that guy has a good point about the 66655 hahahaha