Submitted by: Abbey via Submission Page
Let’s see, what do we have here? Poor choice of lipstick color, skin that only an entire freight car full of Marlboro Reds could love, and the facial expression of someone who thinks that cocaine is one of the supplements you can have added to your smoothie at Jamba Juice.
This face is looking kind of familiar to me.
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Ha! I clicked on the “kind of familar” fully expecting to see Amy Winehouse….thanks for the surprise!
I fully expected to see Lindsey Lohan.
I think Jessica must have had a few decent nights’ sleep lately because the comment here and on the “Loyalty” tattoo are TOP notch!
I just noticed that the smoke from her ciggarette is apparently attached to her hair? I know this isn’t the least of this deformed baby raptors problems but what the hell is that all about?
Maybe it’s supposed to be the personification of cancer or something…
Makes surprising sense.
What the hell??? Some mutant Star Trek/alien fetus who has smoked too much meth is your idea of a good tattoo???? Plus, given the amount of hair on the unshaved leg area, this is going to be a million times worse with hair. Ick, ick, ick, and oh yeah ICK!
Also looking at the things? hands it appears it is also a gang member, so I really am in awe of this guy for his ability to cram every horrible type of person in to one distorted abomination. (Slow Clap)
I have to wonder – how exactly do you express what you want done in a hideous fashion to the artist. Because it looks like the tattoo may actually be well done (or at least for this site). But even if it’s not – what exactly do you tell the person to get them to think up this horror?
Tattoo Artist: Hey what can I do for you?
Guy: Uh what does it look like, I’m in a tattoo parlor so I obviously want a tattoo. Retard.
Tattoo Artist: Ok, Ok. Sorry.
Guy: So if you’ll stop asking stupid questions, I’d like to tell you the tattoo I want to get.
Tattoo Artist: Shoot. (Thinking evil thoughts)
Guy: I’d like to get a tattoo of my beloved daughter Emily, who is better then you will ever be. Just like me. (Laughs snobbishly)
Tattoo Artist:?????????? Uh
Guy-What are you standing around for,get me a chair!
Tattoo Artist- Ok (Laughs maniacally to himself)
I’m pretty sure that’s what happened, I honestly don’t think someone would get this monstrosity on purpose.
Don’t people look at the tattoo before they get it? And really, if it’s hideous – are you going to take a picture of it then post that picture on the internet for all too see????? I looked at Chris Mars site and I guess I could see the idea, but Mars stuff is at least not a horrific trainwreck – I’d say it’s interesting to look at and consider. This thing??? It’s so truely awful it shouldn’t be related to Mars work at all, and I’d have been picking at the tat, trying to get as much ink out as possible, then trying to get it off. Gak.
That is def the gang sign of the Van Buren Boys. He’s making the hand gesture for the #8.
What ever gang he/she/it? is affililiated with, I would not screw around with it. If I saw this thing walking towards me down a dark alleyway I would quickly scan the area for the nearest flamethrower.
It’s a Seinfeld reference. Kramer was cornered my the gang, then let go because he had a salt shaker….8th President…….oh nevermind.
DOH!
Obviously a case of someone so desperate for 5 seconds of fame that they will permanently disfigure themself to get on Ugliest Tattoos. A late-trimester-abortion attrocity of a tat.
You have a Hello Kitty tattoo, don’t you?
I am not from the US but this one here was my first thought reading familiar:
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/larry-king-shawn.jpg
oh ouch to Larry King LOLOLOLOL
This is a Chris Mars inspired piece. ( chrismarspublishing.com ) Im a fan of his paintings and scratchboard art. He derives his vision from having grown up with a mentally ill older brother. He has said in interviews that he felt his brother and people like him were beautifully scarred in their own ways. This tattoo though is a gross misrepresentation of Chris Mars’ talent. Some things are just best left alone.
“A Soother for Trudy”
http://www.chrismarspublishing.com/sootherfortrudy.htm
That’s what I love about this site. This isn’t just idle time away from work: you learn things. Like, Chris Mars is a talented painter; this tattoo artist can do a relatively faithful reproduction of a complicated piece of art; and some people should never be allowed to have more than $50 on hand at any one time, because they will buy some awfully stupid things with them.
i like his work a lot, thanks for the link.
http://www.chrismarspublishing.com/images/PAINTINGS/Painting%202007/28SootherForTrudy.jpg
Mars work doesn’t look like a Star Trek/alien fetus who has smoked too much meth. I don’t know if the artist was that bad (as the work on the tattoo isn’t that bad all in all) or if the design just is not something that translated well.
Janet Reno?
Guys guys, everything is just fine. See, the figure is giving the “ok” sign.
Love. You.
Okay, I can see this is the Mars painting. But honestly, at first glance I was thinking a different Mars entirely — I was getting a Kuato vibe.
I’ve woken up hung over and next to worse.
So we’re talking coyote ugly here??
What the f-?
Okay, I can see the similarity to the Chris Mars painting, but it seems… lacking, somehow. The painting is cool, but the tattoo just scares me.
The baby from Eraserhead?? Naw…
hmmm Chris Mars, never heard of his work… checked out the links and tks to those who posted them… NOW i get the tat, but something is missing….as compared to the artwork itself.. i agree with that statement.
Yeah, something makes this just… I’M SCARDED!!!!
MOM!
This is seriously the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. It just makes me want to tear the picture off this website.
Nicely done eyeballs though. All bloodshot and watery.
Oh please may I have a fork so I can stab my eyes out.
It’s Iggy Pop! There is no other explanation.