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Christ, really? My high school dropout cousin has sent me drunken text messages with fewer spelling errors than this. If your tattoo is dumber than a guy known for trying to sell meth at a garage sale (he couldn’t quite figure out how to use “that Greg’s list thing”), then I think you need to take a step back and reexamine your life.
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Who is Loyaly and what are they doing to be Rewaded? Is Loyaly some new brand of reusable tampons or something????
this is like an Elmer fudd tattoo!
THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!
or jfk
I think Loyaly is his dog and rewaded mean that his dog will be buried in a big hump… like wadded up… who knows…. some people should just be shot!
This made me fall out of my chair!
really? clear out of the entire chair? this tat did it??? we have seen some really freakin weird tats and THIS is the one that did it…. WOW! LOL
Did you really laugh out loud over TheSheep’s comment?
Whoa.
I hope this one will try something longer. Such as a bible verse or something…
“The path of the rigtous man is bset on all sadde by the inequiety of the sell fish n the tiran of ivol man. Bleset is he wo, in the nam of charities and god will, seperds the week though the valle of the drkness. For he is trly his brotha’s kepper and the kinder of lost children. And I will strkdown uon theye with goreat vengance and furious angrrr those who atempt to poisonn and destro me brothers. And you will know I am the Lard when I lay my vngnce upon you.”
that’s not a bible verse, silly…that is from samuel jackson, book 4, verse 6
Jackson’s verse is an adaptation of Ezekiel 25:17…
My mistake. Sorry. Shall I whip myself ?
But…Maybe, the “something” in my sentence means “something else than a bible verse”. It could, i think, but i can be wrong, english is not my first language.
Anyway, i beg your pardon, next time, i’ll quote L.F. Céline or M. Proust. It’s far better written than the bible. But not as widespread.
And next time, maybe, you could avoid saying names such as “silly” to someone you don’t know…
Saying it the way he did (using the word “silly”) is a light-hearted, nice way of being more personal or familiar, as opposed to stiff, with you.
If you do decide to whip yourself, remember the internet rule “pics or it didn’t happen.”
It makes my heart happy thinking that this choad is walking around in public with this on display.
Really! Think of al the heads turning as he passes…Then they all tilt slightly to the side to read it…
Anyone have ANY idea what body part this is? Maybe the extra letters have yet to be revealed…Or, to take it too far, this tattoo is in fact on an abortion.
I think it’s on a sad, skinny bicep.
an unicep
Yup. For all the world to see, unless they wear long sleeve shirts year-round. Not only that, this is not one that can easily be corrected.
This week’s bonus internets to Jessica for the superb title and commentary!
“Loyaly will be rewaded”.
And so will all toilet paper not properly folded scrunched. You have been warned.
Holy jumping Jesus on a hot plate! What a fucktard.
You may very well have just invoked the Internet Rule of Probability (© Anna Rexia, 2010) with that. We possibly may see at some point, a tattoo of Jesus jumping around on a hot plate. Sorry, but you only get partial credit if he’s on a pogo stick or surf board.
Even if the pogo stick is on fire?
Maybe he’s foreign and it’s the equivalent of Americans getting a tattoo of a mispelled Japanese phrase
Ding ding ding we have a winner! (I hope)
One aspect of being born a military brat is, I have been fortunate to live in places all over the world, and meet many people of varying cultures, races, etc.
I’m fairly certain, even by the poor-quality mobile picture, that the person it’s on has a ruddy skin tone, owing their heritage in at least part to, being western European. Think “ginger.” So, either UK, Ireland, Australia, Canada, or USA and therefore should claim English as their native language.
Narrowing it down, based more upon online experience with how people “talk” (spell), I’d say they’re American. Sadly, Americans seem to be the worst offenders when it comes to spelling.
Germans also have the same skin color as UK, Ireland. etc.
Parts of both Italy and Spain are very pale.
Poland is very, very “ginger.”
Many parts of Russia have a skin tone similar to this.
(That being said a few former satellite countries do as well.)
I would not make such an assumption as to to say this person should have english as a native language.
I do think it’s an American, but certainly not by skin tone.
First rule of getting inked: Proof read, people, Proof read!!!
I’ll say it slower so the choadiest out there can understand:
PROOF………..READ!!
Proofreading doesn’t matter if the person doing it is illiterate.
LOL
You have a point. That makes it even sadder. What if he DID look at it and think “Sweet, now I have a really bad-ass tattoo. Shouldn’t have ANY trouble getting laid now!” ?
What’s sad is the person giving AND recieving the tattoo must have been illiterate.
He should have at least made the guy stop after missing the ‘t’!!!
Maybe I should get a job working the front desk in a tattoo studio. I have management and editorial experience, and I love body art, so I could proofread designs with text and help research for contextual meanings of Far Eastern language tattoos. Then again, I’d be really tempted to keep quiet when someone really wants that tattoo they think says “badass” in Kanji when it really means “malfunctioning donkey.” I think I’ll call a few shop owners I know. I’m on hiatus from music (not playing gigs lately), so I could get some pro bono work done (job perks!) and have some lulz too.
Damn, I kind of want to see that movie.
I do too. Can we get Chuck Norris in there somehow?
Well let’s see I haven’t started casting yet. I was trying to get F. Murry Abraham as the sensei, but I suppose we can just throw Chuck Norris into a grey wig and give him some crows feet.
I like the idea that this guy was trying to get a tattoo of a phrase that sounded faintly bad ass (the implication of loyalty being rewarded is that disloyalty will be punished, after all), but also all principley and honorish and stuff. Sort of like John Wayne, but if John Wayne was a script tattoo… And then he just totally fucked it up by spelling not one, but two words wrong. Makes me laugh inside delightedly.
Poor guy just has such a thick Boston accent, that spelling looked fine to him.
“‘Re wah did’, yeah, wicked pissah!”
roflmao
Ye yellow war dead, Bill.
I think he was drunk … the tatooist was high and between them they thought they got the whole thing right and it was wicked awesome to them until they sobered up and said… oh hell no!
I think loyaly is the name of his muzzle loader. Those guys give their guns some weird names.
My question now is what exactly is happening to Stupidty? Is Punshed some new word to mean Punched and Punished?
Purposeful typos, though she may have done the latter that way, implying that the person should be punished by punching them. I vote “yea” on that one.
At first I thought this was a Rocky Horror quote, but upon re-examination it turns out Frank said “Loyalty such as yours will not go unrewarded.” Now I don’t know what this is about.
Reminds me of a cat here in Charleston who got huge tat of the word Strength, and I mean huge, it took up his entire outside forearm in (I know, overused) old english text… but it said ‘Strenth’…. No fixing that!
Should be a ‘a’ in there between ‘got and ‘huge’ sorry, I’m a really adept speller, just drinking.
Loyaly??? I believe it is supposed to be Loyalty?