Alright kids. It’s Friday and it’s time for a round of Shoot, Screw, or Marry. It’s been a long week and I am way too tired to actually be funny, so I’ve found some other guys to do it for me. Pop the top off your Starbucks cup and pour in some liquor, because here we go:
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First up is Barf from Spaceballs. He’s his own best friend!
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Next is Napoleon Dynamite. I actually never saw that movie. But apparently it was great. Or at least one person thought so.
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And finally, Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, a movie that I love with the fire of a thousand bottles of scotch.
Well, I going to have to shoot Napoleon Dynamite, because that movie hit a little too close to home looked kind of lame. Screw Barf (even though that might be illegal in some states) because you can’t really expect commitment from a mog that travels through space for a living. And I’ll marry Ron Burgundy because I love jazz flute and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany. And I’m a smelly pirate hooker from Whore Island. And I’ve seen that move way too many times.
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