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“Space crabs” sounds like something you might wake up with after a drunken night at a Star Trek convention.
Not that I would know anything about that.
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I often find myself praying for some mac and cheese. Usually it’s at about 2 a.m. after a night of binge drinking. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were similar circumstances that led to this tattoo.
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Let’s see, how do I drive this home without hammering everyone over the head with it? You might think that this tattoo makes you look like a stud, but you actually come across as kind of a pinhead.
Nailed it.
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Oh that is just gross. That guy on the right looks like he’s WAY older than that kid.
Today we bring you a new feature here at Ugliest Tattoos: Ask a BicepTM. If you’re in need of the answers to life’s burning questions — Is there a god? How many roads must a man walk down? Should I go back to school to get my degree in medical billing? — just Ask a BicepTM! Let’s try it!
Bicep, what should I become?
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Bicep, should I buy The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD or Blu-ray?
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Bicep, my girlfriend wants me to engage in complicated sexual acts involving role playing, leather bondage wear, and a chimpanzee named Jim Lehrer that she met on the Internet, but I prefer good old fashioned cunnilingus. What is your opinion on the matter?
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THANKS, Ask a BicepTM! I just have one last question. Are you totally awesome?
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Do YOU have a question that only a bicep can answer? Well then you’ve got some serious problems, my friend. Maybe you should seek professional help from a licensed therapist.
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Ha ha, suck it, Tracy! When you run into her at T.G.I. Friday’s (because you just happened to be going there for a pomegranate margarita after work and not at all because you know she works there and that Tuesday evenings are her shift) you’re going to be all like FACED and she’s going to know that she meant NOTHING to you, that she’s VOID, and that you don’t give a shit that she cheated on you with that bartender, Chad (which is a stupid fucking name. What kind of a name is “Chad”? Sounds like “choad” if you ask me).
Of course, for her to see it, you’ll have to take off your shirt first. And shave your mountain of chest hair. That could get you kicked out of the bar, but it’ll be worth it to see the look on her face.
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Compelled to do my due diligence and thoroughly research this image* before posting it (lest I get a million comments that say, “You IDIOT, you haven’t seen [name of some stupid Internet video featuring a unicorn fighting a robot dolphin] on [name of some stupid Internet site that features things like videos of unicorns fighting robot dolphins]?!!?!?!?!!!!11!?! It’s HILARIOUS.”), I’ve determined that it’s from deviantART, a site that, as far as I can tell, is for emotionally disturbed teenagers to post Photoshopped pictures of themselves having sex with their favorite Dragon Ball Z characters.
Anyway, this particular deviant seems to have struck a chord among his peers, because we have not one, but TWO tattoos of his masterwork:
Photo by: GeekyTattoos.com
You know, I used to draw pictures of waffles fighting pancakes in my notebook in high school. Anyone want to get a tattoo of that?
*i.e. look at one Google search result and then give up
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What an interesting plank to have in one’s political platform. While I can see some benefits to removing the business of murdering from the hands of criminals and letting the government take care of it (no I can’t), I’m not really sure you’re going to get much support for your stance.
Except maybe from this guy:
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Submitted by: His facebook. via Submission Page
I’ve never watched Lost. And I probably never will, since I’m sure that, by the time it’s all on DVD and I get around to putting it in my queue, I’ll have heard about whatever the big reveal is in the course of everyday conversation since people NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT LOST.
Anyway, I know nothing about the show, aside from the presumable premise of some people getting lost and that this one lady is apparently very sad about her J.C. Penney wardrobe, so I won’t comment on this tattoo.
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I’ll admit that this one is impressive. And maybe I’ve just been writing for this site for too long, but I admire the restraint it must have taken this guy to get Hand with Reflecting Sphere on the back of his head instead of the Tower of Babel on his penis.
*Editor’s Note* We know it’s a ‘shop. But it’s a COOL ‘shop, so let it be.
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