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Pedant Title: Roosters Can’t Talk!

I See What You Did There

Submitted by: diditforthelulz via Submission Page

What? What is it that you heart, Chanticleer? Spit it out, goddammit, we want to know!

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  1. Tom says:

    I’m hoping it’s Nandos.

  2. Kit says:

    Woops, Blake. Mouseover text = you can’t use the internet anymore. Dang.

    • Blake says:

      Okay since I repeatedly had to explain the wonderball phenomeon to you, will you please explain Mouseover text, and why I’m being banned from the internet by the almighty kit for it?

      • Kit says:

        No no no, not banned by me. By Jessica!

        Position your pointer … mouse … thingy (there is nothing I can say that won’t sound ribald, not in the penis-drenched context of this site) over the photo. A caption will pop up. Big laffs!

        I am glad I could provide you this service. Mouse spared by lion subsequently chews through net in which lion is trapped.

        • Kit says:

          You’re absolutely right. You didn’t say love. You said heart. And lo, you’re still on the internet. Are you a lawyer, by any chance?

          • Blake says:

            No, but if I ever sell my soul and decide to become one, I will most definitly put this conversation on my resume.

          • Kit says:

            GAH I meant “you didn’t say heart. You said love.”

            Tell me again why I was acting all arch and amused about your attention to detail?

            • Blake says:

              I didn’t wan’t to be one of those know it all smart asses and make a comment like “Ugh I said love not heart the You dim Ding bat lolololol i’m mocking ur faileure” But if you want me to say it I will. Better late then never I reckon.

              • Kit says:

                I deserve it. You can even work a string of exclamation points and numeral ones in there if you want to. Just hang on a second while I cover myself with this dropcloth first.

                • Blake says:

                  This conversation has taken up over half of the comments. I suppose thats some kind of grand accomplishment, which makes this a time for celebration and not overusages of exclamation points. Which sucks because I really enjoy using exclamation points. !!!!! There got that out of my system

  3. mildew says:

    i keep pitch’n em you keep miss’n em,,, keep your eye on the ball boy,,, eye ball,,, i made a funny,, a joke that is,,,,,,,, wheres foghorn when you need him???

  4. tamajinn says:

    Sort of reminds me of the “Chickenfoot” eposide of Invader Zim. “I lived…. I laughed… I LOOOVED!”

  5. omgshoes says:

    it must be Pertelote…

  6. Jennifer says:

    Everybody loves chicken.

  7. Zla'od says:

    I assumed this was a Peter Pan reference. Something about crowing.

  8. Zla'od says:

    Or maybe he’s a Communist from New England. You know…a Rhode Island Red!

  9. Danzaaa says:

    CHANTICLEER!!! Rock-a-doodle all the way! But stupid tattoo regardless

    • rayne says:

      finally, i was worried I was the only one who got that reference

      • elativeillative says:

        I’m not sure if it was supposed to reference Rock-a-doodle specifically–Chanticleer the rooster is a character that dates back to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. Rock-a-doodle is a pretty sweet movie, though. The owl used to scare the crap out of me.

  10. Anna Rexia says:

    I understand what it’s supposed to mean, but the rooster is the one saying “I ♥,” so what exactly does the rooster love? Does the rooster love himself? Other roosters? Little baby ducks? Old pickup trucks?

  11. Hello says:

    So it really is a metaphor for masturbation?

  12. Medievalist says:

    Thank you so much for your allusion to Canterbury Tales in the title! Academic humor is my favorite!

  13. My roommate has a t-shirt with a rooster saying “Rock Out”. I love watching him try to explain to people what it means.

  14. Maggie says:

    HAHA! Love the Chaucer reference, but I’m a nerd when it comes to 13th century lit. Maybe it is Pertelote, after all they did copulate 20 times in the Nun’s Priest’s tale, at one time!

  15. Samantha says:

    Aw, I feel like a retard for also immediately thinking “Rock-a-Doodle” instead of Chaucer. Whelp, childhood memories trump intellect!

  16. Tsuki says:

    lol, did she make a Rock-a-Doodle reference? <333

  17. Shelley says:

    The best part of this was referencing Rock-a-doodle. hah!

  18. ItachiFan Girl says:

    i read a book called A GIRL NAMED ZIPPY and they had a pet chicken and wanted to mate the chicken named speckles with a rooster. it said he was handsome but agressive and eventually he killed speckles TT_TT my piont is that there are 2 names for a rooster, red and chanccileir or watever u called him. i like chickens better

  19. Amanda says:

    I don’t know why this tattoo is here, its a good one?

  20. whowhatwhere says:

    I’m sorry but now you have been kicked off the internet.

  21. gounette says:

    i’m not agree ….^^” this tatoo is very beautiful and the bubble makes very American tee-shirt tourist… I lOve ♥

  22. Chlo says:

    Actually the tattoo artist who made this tattoo is French !
    You can see her work here : http://sangnoir.canalblog.com/archives/p10-10.html


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