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Pedant Title: Roosters Can’t Talk!


I See What You Did There

Submitted by: diditforthelulz via Submission Page

What? What is it that you heart, Chanticleer? Spit it out, goddammit, we want to know!

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  1. Tom says:

    I’m hoping it’s Nandos.

  2. mildew says:

    i keep pitch’n em you keep miss’n em,,, keep your eye on the ball boy,,, eye ball,,, i made a funny,, a joke that is,,,,,,,, wheres foghorn when you need him???

  3. tamajinn says:

    Sort of reminds me of the “Chickenfoot” eposide of Invader Zim. “I lived…. I laughed… I LOOOVED!”

  4. omgshoes says:

    it must be Pertelote…

  5. Jennifer says:

    Everybody loves chicken.

  6. Zla'od says:

    Or maybe he’s a Communist from New England. You know…a Rhode Island Red!

  7. Danzaaa says:

    CHANTICLEER!!! Rock-a-doodle all the way! But stupid tattoo regardless

    • rayne says:

      finally, i was worried I was the only one who got that reference

      • elativeillative says:

        I’m not sure if it was supposed to reference Rock-a-doodle specifically–Chanticleer the rooster is a character that dates back to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. Rock-a-doodle is a pretty sweet movie, though. The owl used to scare the crap out of me.

  8. Anna Rexia says:

    I understand what it’s supposed to mean, but the rooster is the one saying “I ♥,” so what exactly does the rooster love? Does the rooster love himself? Other roosters? Little baby ducks? Old pickup trucks?

  9. Medievalist says:

    Thank you so much for your allusion to Canterbury Tales in the title! Academic humor is my favorite!

  10. My roommate has a t-shirt with a rooster saying “Rock Out”. I love watching him try to explain to people what it means.

  11. Maggie says:

    HAHA! Love the Chaucer reference, but I’m a nerd when it comes to 13th century lit. Maybe it is Pertelote, after all they did copulate 20 times in the Nun’s Priest’s tale, at one time!

  12. Samantha says:

    Aw, I feel like a retard for also immediately thinking “Rock-a-Doodle” instead of Chaucer. Whelp, childhood memories trump intellect!

  13. Tsuki says:

    lol, did she make a Rock-a-Doodle reference? <333

  14. Shelley says:

    The best part of this was referencing Rock-a-doodle. hah!

  15. ItachiFan Girl says:

    i read a book called A GIRL NAMED ZIPPY and they had a pet chicken and wanted to mate the chicken named speckles with a rooster. it said he was handsome but agressive and eventually he killed speckles TT_TT my piont is that there are 2 names for a rooster, red and chanccileir or watever u called him. i like chickens better

  16. Amanda says:

    I don’t know why this tattoo is here, its a good one?

  17. gounette says:

    i’m not agree ….^^” this tatoo is very beautiful and the bubble makes very American tee-shirt tourist… I lOve ♥

  18. Chlo says:

    Actually the tattoo artist who made this tattoo is French !
    You can see her work here : http://sangnoir.canalblog.com/archives/p10-10.html

  19. Kit says:

    Woops, Blake. Mouseover text = you can’t use the internet anymore. Dang.

  20. Zla'od says:

    I assumed this was a Peter Pan reference. Something about crowing.

  21. Blake says:

    Okay since I repeatedly had to explain the wonderball phenomeon to you, will you please explain Mouseover text, and why I’m being banned from the internet by the almighty kit for it?

  22. Kit says:

    No no no, not banned by me. By Jessica!

    Position your pointer … mouse … thingy (there is nothing I can say that won’t sound ribald, not in the penis-drenched context of this site) over the photo. A caption will pop up. Big laffs!

    I am glad I could provide you this service. Mouse spared by lion subsequently chews through net in which lion is trapped.

  23. Kit says:

    You’re absolutely right. You didn’t say love. You said heart. And lo, you’re still on the internet. Are you a lawyer, by any chance?

  24. Blake says:

    No, but if I ever sell my soul and decide to become one, I will most definitly put this conversation on my resume.

  25. Kit says:

    GAH I meant “you didn’t say heart. You said love.”

    Tell me again why I was acting all arch and amused about your attention to detail?

  26. EngineeringGirl says:

    I’d hire you.

  27. Blake says:

    I’ll be damned. Goodbye soul, I hardly knew ye. ;)

  28. Blake says:

    I didn’t wan’t to be one of those know it all smart asses and make a comment like “Ugh I said love not heart the You dim Ding bat lolololol i’m mocking ur faileure” But if you want me to say it I will. Better late then never I reckon.

  29. Kit says:

    I deserve it. You can even work a string of exclamation points and numeral ones in there if you want to. Just hang on a second while I cover myself with this dropcloth first.

  30. Blake says:

    This conversation has taken up over half of the comments. I suppose thats some kind of grand accomplishment, which makes this a time for celebration and not overusages of exclamation points. Which sucks because I really enjoy using exclamation points. !!!!! There got that out of my system

  31. Hello says:

    So it really is a metaphor for masturbation?

  32. whowhatwhere says:

    I’m sorry but now you have been kicked off the internet.


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