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I Maded You a Severed Head But I Eated It

Justice is a Bolshevik Cat?

Submitted by: ghostchild504 via Submission Page

This is why I would never get a cat. One minute they’re swiping at your ankle from under the couch, and the next minute they’re sitting at the back porch with a severed head and an AK-47. I just can’t deal with the moodiness.

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  1. Blake says:

    I think it’s awesome. It’s always good to see a tattoo incorporating my love for re-animator and the justice system. At least I think that’s the re-animator head.

  2. grey says:

    sekhmet, is that you?

    • WordFuzion says:

      That’s what I was thinking too! The heart on the scale is very Egyptian mythology too.

    • Mitos says:

      but the scale confuses meeee
      wasn’t it anubis/maat who weighed the hearts of the dead?
      and this looks like sekhmet.
      could be bast.
      watever im a nerd

  3. jesi says:

    why the nipples, man? WHYYYY?

  4. ranana says:

    yes the kitty nipples are a little creepy lmao

  5. Amanda says:

    I iz in yur juztice system makin yur lawz.

  6. Grace says:

    Now THAT’s funny!

  7. Zombie Cupcakes says:

    Zing of the day!

  8. nyr says:

    I think it’s cool… a bit odd content-wise, but I bet there’s a story. Plus the ink is pretty good, nice shading a color. At least is not some youtube phenomena… that I know of…

  9. Kit says:

    I hope you are paying jesi five million skillion dollars for setting you up with an opening line like that, because the result is pure poetry.

  10. Gentle says:

    Well, it’s bound to happen to all of us at least once. I actually like this. It’s technically well done, and it obviously has meaning without the meaning being too obvious. I’d like to hear the story.

  11. wachel says:

    i think its Bast from Neil Gaimans the Sandman comics. If not, they probably lifted the cats face from it anyways…

    • Ringo says:

      Then again, Bast ist an Egyptian goddess and Lady Justice – to whom the symbolism in this tattoo refers – is of Roman origin. Also – at least in “Seasons of Mists” – Bast is dark furred. [/geekmode]
      But you could be right about her being the template for this tattoo.

      Anyway, a seriously weird mixture of symbols.

    • jesi says:

      yeah doesnt really look like any rendition of bast that i remember from the comic… although the creepy, cat-nipple sentiment is the same [really, gaiman, must you make with the furries?].

    • Noelegy says:

      Yeah, I was thinking Bast’s gone bad…

  12. Weregoat says:

    reminds me of Mars Attacks! when the aliens take the head off the dog & put it on the girl’s body. (unless i’m wrong and totally just made it up, i was like 8 when i saw this movie…)

    still creepy.

  13. sivadselim says:

    That’s a weird tattoo.

  14. PsychoJenic says:

    I’m confused.

    Is this supposed to be Bast, weighing the heart of a dead zombie junkie? Bast did not perform such tasks. And why the rifle? Is Bast on a cleansing spree again?

  15. ro mo says:

    i like it!

  16. Blake says:

    I really wish there was some way to make this the Ugliest Tattoos slogan.

  17. luna says:

    i know the movie that Weregoat is talking about it had the big marsians it was hilarious this is the link from imdb http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4186217472/tt0116996

  18. jamisings says:

    Someone’s been watching way too much Doctor Who.

  19. Elizabeth says:

    How creepily Freudian.

  20. angelbrujah says:

    I like it, not really sure why but I do. The execution, like the subject, is odd …but overall I am pleased by it.

  21. Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

    I actually like this one for both it’s quirky aesthetics and the fact that it’s very well inked!

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I fully agree. I find the use of the light blue for highlighting a bit off when compared to the other colours, but that may be the artist’s personal touch, along with the cool glow of the heart. The cat’s eyes seem a bit reptilian to me, which just adds to the cool “what?” factor, as opposed to WTF, which tends to have negative connotations.

      Indeed, this one must have an equally-cool story and/or meaning behind it, which is a great departure from so many others. Excellent execution of the inkwork. I love this one!

      Oh, and IN before some douchewad yells “man hands.”

  22. yujin says:

    i love your comments on cat mood swings! you really make me laugh – and make my day! love this site

  23. Yes says:

    How do they do it?

  24. Denice says:

    As ‘The Onion’ sez- Kittens think of nothing but murder all day long. Cats act on their ideas all day long, I see.

  25. Seven says:

    This is absolutely spectacularly amazing. I love this so much!

  26. reno911 says:

    This is pretty epic.

  27. miss lady says:

    i’m not certain but i think this might be a tattoo of an illustration by artist Patrick Woodroffe. I would look it up so i could say for sure but i know i won’t be able to find it on the internet… he was pretty prolific in the 70s. if it’s not, oops. everyone who liked this tattoo should look woodroffe up anyway. patrick woodroffe goes hard.

  28. “My cat is so cute! You should see him when he’s playing with a pair of my rolled-up socks!”

    “Oh, yeah? Let me show you what MY cat can do….”


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