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Ring Pops AND Cheesecake. You’re Welcome

Ring Pops?

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Well apparently it’s Ring Pop Day here at Ugliest Tattoos. All I need to see now is someone with a candy necklace permanently inked onto their collarbone and my day will be complete.

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  1. Ewe says:

    alihfgiahgipoahgpiah

    ^ that’s me textually throwing up…

  2. Blake says:

    God that Thug life font is bad. It looks like someone pissed on her chest.

  3. Heather Rupert says:

    No way! This is freakin’ rad! I especially love the hearts coming out of the guns. Go on wit your thug life, girl!

  4. ally says:

    this looks like it should be a shirt design…….not a tattoo covering someone’s entire stomache -.-

  5. miss kitten says:

    all i gotta say is pregnancy.

    cause stretch marks come along with nearly all pregnancies (some women luck out, but not many) and they play merry hell with ink. and they’re the seventh level of hell to ink over.

    (i have a rose on the hip, and one leaf has a bit onto a stretch mark. that wee bit hurt more than the rest of it together.)

    • Rheanna says:

      i totally agree. no matter how hard i tried, there was nothing stopping me from getting stretch marks when i was pregnant. she better adopt or it’s gonna look like an ugly tie-dye t- shirt after she has a baby.

      • Phaufie says:

        The stretch marks will ruin it and if she has to have a C-section her Dr. is going to HATE her. Stapling a tattoo back together is not a pretty picture.

        • Rheanna says:

          holy mother of sweet Jesus….. i didnt even think about stapling a tattoo back together….. ROFLMFAO!! i could only imagine the horror show that would be!! I had a c-section, luckily i had no tummy tats.

      • jenna says:

        hahaha ugly tie dye!!! i got the worst visual!!!

    • Elizabeth says:

      Yeah I got stretch marks from hell with both kids, even with using gallons of cocoa butter and olive oil and god knows what else. It might just be a coincidence, but the only women I know who escaped stretch marks in pregnancy were those who had gained and lost a lot of weight as kids or teenagers.

    • Danielle says:

      The first thing I thought of was what is that going to look like postpartum. God help her if she has twins or more and ends up with “twin skin”.
      P.S. I did my OBGYN rotation last semseter and docs don’t try all that hard to line up tats that get sliced in a c/s.

      • Blake says:

        That stomach post C-section has to be the most disturbing thing I’ve imagined in a long time. But I’m sure this website will beat that record tomorrow.

    • angelbrujah says:

      ok, as noted not all women get stretch marks (like me, not even a little one) but more importantly not all women get PREGNANT. Don’t you think we think about this before we get ink like this??????

      Personally if I gain a lot of weight next time I get pregnant and it is so bad that I am covered in stretch marks…..I am not going to be showing off my gut, with or without ink. Stretchmark commentary makes about as much sense to me as the “what’s that going to look like when you are 70″ comments.

      • angelbrujah says:

        Wow, what an interesting remark. Are you implying that healvily tattooed girls are all sluts? Are you implying that girls with one little tattoo are somehow superior? Is this a racial thing? What the hell are you going for because I am not getting it…….Is it that you don’t like it therefore she must be a whore? BecauseI am not really getting anyhting along those lines from the content of the tattoo so I am really curious where your coming from.

        • Blisterpoo says:

          Well chances are good thhat anyone with “Thug Life” tattooed on them is not good with life desicions.

          • derpty derp says:

            It’s not racial. It’s not superiority. It’s that any girl who would get this ridiculous tattoo on herself is clearly a moron. Stupid is as stupid does, Forrest.

          • angelbrujah says:

            Gotcha. I was missing your meaning but I see where you are going with it now, lol. I think it is meant to be ironic though. Hence the hearts and ringpops. So I am thinking she is witty and not nearly as stupid as someone who would actually get a 2pac or 50 cent or whoever the hell it is related tat.

        • angelbrujah says:

          honestly, maybe you should take your own advice. And no thanks on the cookie, maybe you should lay off them too…… stretch marks wouldn’t be such an issue for ya.

        • robert ot says:

          yes dumb sluts like these are the type that drink at a party too much get a train done on them and have no recollection but everytime the fellas see her they remember. oh yes they remember and share the good memories over an ice cold beer.

      • miss kitten says:

        as noted, i *am* a mom, so that’s where my mind went. :)

        and i’ve known too many “gals” who had kids, lost the baby weight and thought “ok, i have a great shape now” (granted: several of them really worked at it and DID have a great shape) and ventured forth in bikinis, stretch marks looking like a purple inked thunderstorm.

        some people have more elastic skin than others do. and generally the paler the person, the less elastic. but that’s going by the women i happen to know, and your experience may very well be different than mine.

        (oh yes, and i have 7 tattoos and want more. so for me its all about placement, and meaning.)

        • Kit says:

          Is *that* the connection? The paler the skin, the more stretchmarks?

          Because that would explain mine, just from PUBERTY. I’m so white that when I stand in the sun you can’t look directly at me. And at age 11 I went through puberty in approximately 30 seconds (you could not only see my boobs and hips popping out, you could hear a boi-oi-oing sound). So I had stretchmarks before I was a teenager, and they continue to this day.

          And it’s because I’m pale? Sheez.

          • Babs says:

            Kit, you are so damn funny.

          • skinny and pale says:

            I am very pale and while I have some stretch marks on my hips from puberty, I did not get any on my body from pregnancy. The first pregnancy I gained only about 20 lbs and the second I gained 50 (!) from a starting weight of 120. So…I have to think it is a matter of many factors, of which skin color, fat content, age, etc have something to do with it. I take fish oil every day, and did while pregnant, so think that helped, too.

  6. Chris says:

    Where is the Cheesecake?

    I don’t see it…. orrrrrr I’m blind and/or stupid….

  7. french fries and a power drill says:

    omg it does look like some one pissed on her…

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Sorry. The request was for a candy necklace inked across a collarbone, ie, as a necklace. Good try though!

      And if anyone gets a warning from Firefox about the link, just remove the S from https and you’re golden, or simply click to continue.

  8. Zooter says:

    Two things:

    1. Do you put the brass knuckles on before the ring pop, or after? Because…just because.

    2. Aw, the guns shoot valentines! Thugs are sweet.

  9. Hirayuki says:

    I just found that one, too. Amazing what Google can do. ;)

  10. xFocalinx says:

    I like when people say “oh, the stretch marks are going to ruin it.” like the current product is amazing. lolz

  11. Elizabeth says:

    Why are there hearts coming out of the guns? Wouldn’t a brass-knucked thug have real gemstone rings instead of ring pops? Why this monstrosity?!

    • LuckyCat says:

      I know. If her guns shoot hearts what do her brass knuckles do?? Give gentle butterfly kisses?? In her version of “thug life” the Care Bears are probably a street gang.

      • Sharon says:

        OMG ‘Lucky Cat’ I now officially love you! The image you put in my mind of care bears rolling down the street with mean faces and throwing gangs signs up at everyone had be giggling like a mentalist! But then simple things please…

  12. Sarah says:

    could her belly button be any higher?

    love the hearts coming out of the guns, though. that would have been kinda cute by itself.

  13. Zombie_Cupcakes says:

    I don’t care, I think it’s hot and I would be proud to call a girl with that tattoo my lady. It’s really cute and well done.

  14. brian says:

    if you look closely, it looks like two of the little green stars are actually supposed to look like pot leaves… right next to the hammer of the gun on the left, and right under the “i” in thug life… god i hope i’m wrong

    • Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

      No, I think they are just misshaped because they are covering up a couple of stray genital warts….

  15. gas station bathroom says:

    I thought the scene kid fad died out already?

  16. sheryl says:

    Part of what ruins this for me is the fact that it’s so “busy”. Well, that and the Thug Life font from Hell. Anyhow, each individual element of the tat is kind of cute and winsome, but mashed all together…nauseous making.

    • jesi says:

      yeah thats the thing that bugs me about it too is the composition. its so busy but the dead space around her bellybutton looks weird.

  17. granule says:

    blake- bras don’t come with long sleeves… i have full sleeves on my arms. also, the tattoo is not on my chest.
    kit- take your bar-button issue up with aerie, not a shitty tattoo website.
    elizabeth- when you are “flashing” someone, typically there is nothing covering your boobs. in this case, i might as well be wearing a bathing suite.
    ohnoesdcishigh – thanks for bringing up the black sleeve (note: my ditches have hinges, not celtic knots)
    pret- any girl that can handle a 40 or two is bad ass.
    all stretch mark comments — pregnancy isn’t for me… not worried. thanks for the concern.
    zombie cupcakes – thanks for being positive on this absolutely ridiculous website that was just brought to my attention today.
    gas station bathroom – i have 3″ ear lobes, numerous subdermal implants and i don’t ride a fixed gear.. hardly scene.

    • Kelsie says:

      Sorry but if you didn’t want us to make fun of it, you shouldn’t have had the picture on the internet. :) That said though, it really is NOT one of the worse ones on here. It is as least well-done. Mostly it’s just the odd juxtaposition and crummy font.

    • Blake says:

      lol I know bras don’t come with long sleeves, that’s just the way the picture looked to me.

    • Envy says:

      Sorry to break it to you, but gauged ears and subdermal implants can be considered scene on certain people. Especially if they have this tattoo.

    • Kit says:

      Bar button?

      • Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

        Butt baron?

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Bra buttons. Easy mistake to make when your panties are in a wad. It happened to me once, but I rather enjoyed it.

        • Kit says:

          I have never, ever, ever enjoyed it when my panties were in a wad. I’ve just dug around in there and spluttered a lot till I straightened them out.

        • miss kitten says:

          bra buttons: goes back to the time before bras, when ladies wore corsets and metal busks (the front fastening) had not yet been invented. you would have had a (plain or carved) bar of wood or ivory to stick in a pocket that ran the front of the corset.

          a ribbon was then threaded through a set of eyelets and a hole in the top of the busk (the stiffener of wood or of ivory) to hold it in place, and hold the corset stiff. when the bra was invented, a wee little bow was added mid-cleavage. now, of course, you can find bows, buttons, embroidery, any sort of decoration there.

    • Pret24 says:

      I’m not arguing that. Handling a 40 or two is bad ass….but getting it tattooed is another thing. But hell, I don’t have to look at it everyday. So go on with your bad ass, candy ring, brass knuckling, bra-buttony self.

    • Zombie Cupcakes says:

      Lol it’s cool kid…I’m on BME. I see a lot worse shit every day! Lol

      Also, it’s not fair to bag on this site. I’m heavily modified and if someone posted one of my pics and people made fun of it, I would laugh my ass off. The point of getting any mod is bc you like it, not bc you want other people to like it. Just be happy with yourself.

      I must say though, a lot of people on this site are often hilarious and right on…

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Bonus internets to you for having a healthy self image and a sense of humour! I loved BME back in the beginning, but things got a bit out of my realm shortly after Shannon pierced his own uvula. I’ve heard he’s mellowed a little since then.

        • Kit says:

          “shortly after Shannon pierced his own uvula.”

          I’m going to reel off into the corner and breathe quietly into a paper bag for a while. I was a cutter for lo these many years, yet I am feeling all faint now. Yeah, I know. I know. I can’t hear you over the buzzing in my ears. La la la.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Oh, gee, is that what flashing is? I had no idea, I’m Amish.

    • robert ot says:

      granule you are correct when you stated “shitty tattoo website” at least you acknowldge what we are all thinking (except goobles this is the only venting chance she gets cos her unemployed cholo/”gangsta”BF is playing videogames on it all day)

    • rhia says:

      you are disgusting looking! Your parents must be so proud… or brother and sister.

  18. Barbary Lion says:

    I have to say my first reaction (other than holy crap) was “Why ring pops?” Is this some aspect of thug life that I haven’t caught on all those MSNBC Gangland shows? Once you’ve made it big, you buy all the weird candy you coveted as a child?

    Man, if I’m ever livin’ the thug life, I’m totally getting a whistle pop tattoo…

  19. Danielle says:

    This tat reminds me of those air brushed shirts you can get at the mall, you know the ones that were popular in 1991. If she turns around will her back say “Tori loves Billy 4-EVA”?

  20. lameo says:

    Where are the Push Up Pops? Or the Baby Bottle Pops?

  21. punjabi says:

    what a pathetic excuse for a lifeform. this stupid beeyach probably thinks this is cool? people like this are to be ridiculed and made fun of.

  22. angelbrujah says:

    I like it. Don’t care what you all think and I doubt she does either.

  23. OoGeNiEoO says:

    nothing says thug life like ring pops

  24. Gobbles says:

    i dont give a fawk, i think this is bad ass as all get out.
    i even dig homegirls response to all you haters.

    i think perhaps you’re a smidge jealous.

    rock on. totally sweet.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I think perhaps you are attempting to speak at a level much higher than your usual dialect. Haters? Ninja, please. Not one person here has said they hate her OR the tattoo work.

      Though the subject matter isn’t my cup of tea, I think the tattoo itself is done very well. Around here, people make remarks about tattoo pictures posted. Often, those remarks are in praise, sarcastic, or critical; most of the time, the criticism is towards the person with the tattoo(s).

      If you feel that we are in error, please feel free to submit this form in triplicate, to my office.

      • Blake says:

        Suprisingly the tat has grown on me a little. The font is still ugly but there is alot to admire about it. The ring pops are really well done. But I’m still laughing at people who are mad at the ones insulting it. I mean the site is called ugliest tattoos, what do you think most people are going to do. Stare in awe at its beauty?

      • Gobbles says:

        *yawn*

        whenever you’re done with your soap box, just put it away so we don’t trip over it.

        people were hatin’ on her work, i was merely throwing in my opinion. that i thought it was awesome.

        don’t be so condecending.

  25. Anna Rexia says:

    English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

  26. Madd0wFan says:

    Oh, one last thing…. since when have “Thugs” shopped at American Eagle? Don’t they have some sort of “Shanequa’s Secrets” where you buy your bling-y lingerie? Shouldn’t your bra have “ice” instead of buttons? Where you be at, playa?

  27. Denice says:

    Damn. I was hoping to see a cherry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. Bummer. Oh- and if there’s a baby the tat’s gonna read “Slug Life” -after the sag..

  28. Jenna says:

    I need to contact this woman immediately and learn how to get a nice flat stomach like that and then promptly cover it in stupid tattoos.

  29. melissa says:

    Im so glad the majority of people are more mature than this crazy wench.
    I would hate to see that tattoo after baby 15. Hood rats reproduce by the dozens ya know.

    God the mentality.
    Just looking at that photo makes my IQ drop

  30. Nerte says:

    I believe she regret it even now but she won’t admit :-)

    I mean seriously, HOW STUPID someone got to be to get this shit???

  31. toxic says:

    This is a pretty epic example of decisions you will inevitably regret. That’s my big fear when it comes to this stuff— I’m not sure if there’s even been a stage in my life where I wouldn’t come to regret the tattoos I would have gotten. I mean shit, the Dave Matthews bumper sticker I put on my car in 1999 only lasted a year before I tried to peel it off.

    Having a tattoo about your ironic hip-hop/raver period (I seem to remember people using suckers like that to avoid grinding their teeth while on X) over your lower chest is going to seem real damn stupid someday, probably real soon.

    I’m going to buy stock in laser tattoo removal companies. It’s clearly going to be a growth industry.

  32. Daniel says:

    Wow, CAAAAAAAATTY. Clearly some of you folks are unfamiliar with the concept of irony. It’s okay, I guess. It isn’t for everyone. Clearly the girl has a sense of humor. I think it’s pretty hilar. I mean, I’m sure NOBODY that left a negative comment on here has what someone ELSE would consider a “dumb” tattoo. No no, not you upstanding folks.

    • Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

      I don’t have a tatfoo that anyone else would consider a “dumb” tatfoo. Well, unless you count the 4 purple dots on my skull where they lined up the machine for radiation therapy for my brain tumor. But if you want to make fun of those, feel free, I don’t mind. I’ll be dead soon, so it really doesn’t matter what you say about me.

      • Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

        Believe it or not, not only don’t I have a tatfoo, but I also don’t have a tattoo! Gotta love chemo drugs!

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I keep seeing the word irony being used, along with other key choices. At this point there’s no other choice but to admit to being a hipster/scenester with no real sense of personal identity other than doing things to gain attention. That ain’t “keepin’ it real”; that’s a clusterfuck.

    • Pret24 says:

      I get the irony. And yes I have a tattoo I regret, but it only peaks out of my jeans when I stretch. (which, to top it off, is also on my stretch marks by my C-scar. Oy) What I don’t get about this tattoo is the choice of colors, along with cramming it all into a small space. But like I said in my former post……I don’t have to stare at it everyday til the end of time. And the upstanding folks on this website don’t have to live with the tattoos I do and do not regret :D

  33. HershaSimcha says:

    I happen to think this is pretty sweet. I’d flaunt it.

  34. lameo says:

    http://www.racheltimmins.com/ There’s her website. Clearly she isn’t that smart- she posted it on here without thinking twice about the fact her phone number is on the site. If this was /b/, she’d be threatening suicide by now.

    • Kit says:

      Wait a sec, that’s the website of the chick with the tattoo? The chick with the tattoo makes *awesome cloth lobster-hands*?

      I so freakin’ take everything back I said. Well, no I don’t. I personally still believe it is a dumb tattoo, for lo, there is no irony that won’t get tiresome after a while. But CLOTH LOBSTER-HANDS, MAN.

    • Babs says:

      Her artwork is pretty cool. It does put another slant on the tat. I am kind of disturbed by the implants though, gotta say…they freak me out a little.

      • Kit says:

        From looking at the website, I bet two things:

        1) Some people do get implants to freak out other people
        2) That’s not exactly the point of her implants

        I believe — and correct me, anyone, if I’m wrong — some artists look at everything as fair game for modification, including the human body.

        If you do it because you’re an artist who modifies stuff, and you’re your own canvas, then do you care if anyone else freaks out? Artists frequently make stuff to affect other people, so a viewer and a reaction are necessary. But sometimes it’s just enough to build and modify and mess around with things, and who cares if you get a reaction.

        I doubt I’ll ever get that far, no matter how much I build and alter stuff, because I used to be a cutter, and now the thought of doing body modificaton on my own self is mixed up with misery for me.

        However, other folks either don’t have that problem or have redirected it into different channels, so they’re okay with changing their bodies permanently and unusually.

        I really like the metal unicorn hooves and horn she made. You wear the horn like a party hat, and (as far as I can tell) you put the hooves on your hands. They completely keep you from doing stuff with your fingers. The metal is gorgeous.

        • Kit says:

          Gah, hit “enter” without meaning to. I wanted to add: the hooves and horn are a body modification you can put on and take off whenever you want. You look and operate differently, but it’s not permanent.

          And o the metal is just lovely. It looks like copper that’s been soaking in seawater. I wouldn’t want to put on the horn because then I wouldn’t be able to see how beautiful the color variations are.

          • Babs says:

            I totally want “Steven the Alcoholic Rabbit Killer.” I think it’d make a great alternative to my Mom’s Christmas Thomas Kincaid village.

            “No Mom…there’s no General Store, just the shack, that’s it. “

  35. Recneps999 says:

    I think it is pretty awesome that she came on here to face the music. Has that ever happened here?

    • Kit says:

      Oh, yeah, people come on here all the time, saying “Waaah you don’t like my tattoo well I got it for MYSELF I don’t CARE what ANYONE ELSE thinks. I truly don’t care about you, you mean meanies!”

      But honestly I haven’t seen that many comments that really are just flat-out mean with nothing else mixed in. Most people on here try to be witty, and to laugh at themselves as well as the tattoo. So the comments aren’t simply “dumb beeyotch.” They’re more like “Wait, didn’t I see that font on a bag of Wonder Bread in 1975? Oh crap, I’m old.”

      Okay, so that’s not real witty. But work with me here. I’m trying.

    • Jessica says:

      if you like that, you MUST check out the big neon swan backpiece a while back

  36. Pret24 says:

    Okay. When you see all her tattoos together it isn’t quite as harsh. I was thinking it was her only torso tattoo. But with her chest, tummy, and both arms covered it doesn’t seem as random.

  37. luth says:

    While getting preggers will be sure to ruin it, just gaining weight even for a short time, will ruin it for the rest of your life. So even if you never plan on kids, which changes for many, you still have a very high chance of making it look like an ink blot… which actually would make this specific tat look better.

    Never understood why anyone couldn’t think through a permanent decision enough to get inked in a spot that is a weight problem area for all women.

  38. Ashe says:

    haha now i thought it was a weird tat, look its all her other tats!

    http://crafthaus.ning.com/photo/second-skin-1?context=user

  39. melissa says:

    the design would be cute as a shirt or something but a tattoo? please. what kind of “thug” displays hearts and candy? makes me think of gangster candyland. how old are you? 8?
    when you are more mature, you’re going to be like “wtf was i thinking?”
    this tattoo just seems to be a phase many teenagers go through. it’s not like a religious symbol or a small, covered design that means alot to you. this is similar to an Ed Hardy design that will go out of style and you will grow out of it.
    not to mention what everyone else is saying that if you get pregnant or even just aging, this tattoo design is going to look like a blob.

  40. what a worlwind says:

    I’m sorry how thug can you be wearing american eagle?

    • Blake says:

      This leaves me even more baffled to why she got the tat. She seems like a very talented artist, why did she want thug life imprinted on her?

  41. Tattooed Suzi says:

    It is a shame that is says Thug Life. She looks like she has a smoking hot body. Thug Life kind of ruins it for me. I would love to see the rest of her.

  42. granule says:

    thank you to those of you who have viewed my metal/fiber work (regardless of whether you like it or not).
    i think there’s a lot of really harsh comments here that have nothing to do with the tattoo(s). when a person makes a choice to modify their body (positive, negative, successful or not and regardless of mode or reason) it’s their choice and i don’t think i or anyone else has the right to disrespect that person’s choice. all the negativity (here and in general on sites related to modification) is really quite a shame.

    • People have the right to think whatever they want, and the “free speech” you are exercising with this tattoo is also granted to those talking shit about it. A lot of them are ridiculously harsh, yes. That’s what the internet is these days.

      You want your choice, you have to let other people choose. You want to express yourself, other people get to express yourself. Just because the content is something you dislike doesn’t mean they don’t have a right to say it. Everyone should be able to make their own choices, doesn’t mean they don’t have to deal with consequences. Rhetoric rhetoric rhetoric.

      Btw, sweet site.

  43. opus says:

    You’re….white.

    :P

  44. Tattooed Suzi says:

    I did check out the metal/fiberwork and really liked it. I love the hinge on the inside of the elbow, that is a brillant idea. I love the old school look of the stomach tat, I just personally don’t care for the image that Thug Life represents. Having said that I love that the owner of that ink is on here to defend herself and her right to free ink. I still think that is one smoking hot bod.

  45. granule says:

    taek- i never said that people shouldn’t have the right to say what they want. it’s just a shame that there is so much negativity.

    • Kit says:

      Granule, I wanted to leave a comment on your page, but after seeing that you were kind of weirded out by your anonymous follower, I figured you didn’t need any more comments. Glad to see you again. Now I will ask you questions, which, of course, you can ignore.

      – I assume you get negativity in person too when people see your mods. Is the negativity different in person? More hidden?

      – Do the unicorn hooves, lobster hands, etc., seem like removable body mods to you? Or is my reaction to them a surprise to you?

      – I love, love, love the level ring on Etsy. It is so funny. Yes, it’s jewelry, and yes, it’s not practical, because I would play with it every waking moment. I guess that’s not a question. Oh well.

      – Who’s the model for the level ring and the lobster hands? She seems like she “gets” the pieces she models, and can communicate her reaction to them.

      • Kit says:

        Also, my comment is awaiting moderation. I wonder why. Is “lobster” a cussword? Lobster my life! Motherlobster! … Lobster! The lobstering lobster is lobstering well lobstered!

  46. granule says:

    kit- you can feel free to comment in my blog. or follow. whatev. i’m just creeped out because the one follower is following anonymously.
    answers:
    i get negativity pointed at me quite a lot. sometimes people think i’m deaf and they say the rudest things very loudly. sometimes they confront me directly. and sometimes they’re just curious and ask questions. i try to deal in a way that is polite and intelligent unless i’m having a bad day, in which case i give them hell.
    the unicorn and lobster get-ups are my commentary on our society’s ideal. everyone wants to have a different body shape, different hair, different eyebrows, you name it. well, i want to be a unicorn. not really. but i’m trying to point out the absurdity in our society. i guess i kind of want to be something else, too. (hence my need to modify/permanently adorn…but there’s more to it than that for me.) your reaction is not a surprise. all of my work relates back to modification, mutation and metamorphosis in one way or another.
    the model for the lobster claws is different from the model with the level ring. when i choose my models, i choose people who know me and who know the reasons behind my work. i tell them to try their best to look the way that my pieces make them feel.
    i had no idea that “lobster” was a curse word…
    thanks for checking out my work. :)
    funny… since i’ve been posted here, my hit count on my website has gone up 300. maybe this isn’t all bad.

  47. civil says:

    I think its cool, If you people think she actually think she thinks she’s a thug your an idiot. The sad thing it’s actually decent art work unlike most of these tattoos, and there’s a theme. Which is more then I can say for most people who just go to a tattoo shop and pull some generic picture off the wall

  48. bugeyemonster says:

    hmm…. Nice tummy, Nice rack, tattoo is a deal breaker.

  49. MeeShee says:

    Hahahahahahaha!

  50. Sarah says:

    I want to see this tat when shes pregnant ……… lol

  51. rooroo says:

    Lol, she said her models for her site were friends of hers, but they look so unhappy!

  52. Madison says:

    I hope we get an updated picture after she gets knocked up and pops out a few baby thugs.

  53. houElouis says:

    What a waste of nice breasts.

    Everyone can do whatever they want to themselves. And other people will react as they react. My problem: we’ve been given these amazing bodies…marking and piercing and ‘modifying’ them just shows that we don’t appreciate their incredible beauty. We’re in such a rush to make ourselves something we’re not…and what we are is so much more than what we’ll ever be able to artificially create.

  54. houElouis says:

    Oh…and no hating on Houston.
    We’re the 4th largest city in the U.S. and we have jobs and low cost of living and great food and music and great weather (okay, hot as shit for the next 3 months…but a cold beer at the beach or lake with cuties in bikinis beats ass cold blizzards).

  55. Jo says:

    What a fucking awful tattoo.

  56. starr says:

    all of ya r fuckin stupid n have no fuckin life!!haha

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