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BURN!

Clever Cover-up

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Ha ha, suck it, Tracy! When you run into her at T.G.I. Friday’s (because you just happened to be going there for a pomegranate margarita after work and not at all because you know she works there and that Tuesday evenings are her shift) you’re going to be all like FACED and she’s going to know that she meant NOTHING to you, that she’s VOID, and that you don’t give a shit that she cheated on you with that bartender, Chad (which is a stupid fucking name. What kind of a name is “Chad”? Sounds like “choad” if you ask me).

Of course, for her to see it, you’ll have to take off your shirt first. And shave your mountain of chest hair. That could get you kicked out of the bar, but it’ll be worth it to see the look on her face.

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  1. whatever says:

    He doesn’t seem to have a nipple… or… is this his hairy back?

    • Shark says:

      Nah, it’s there. Just buried in that massive amount of chest hair. Trace a line vertically from the right side of the tat, and at the very bottom of the photo, you can make out the top of the areola.

  2. Yes says:

    No one is ever going to see that tattoo when the hair grows back, so I don’t know why it matters. But it is kind of an interesting take on a vintage, though stupid, tattoo concept- other people’s names. What do you do when that person is no longer relevant to your life? Not simply a slash mark. Oh, no. Void that sucker.

    I like it.

    • 13 says:

      I like it too. It’s a unique idea to cover an ill thought out name tattoo…at least I think it’s unique, maybe there are a lot of people with them, I don’t know. Either way, I like it.

    • faeriemama says:

      Isn’t it kind of an unwritten rule NEVER to get someone’s name tattooed on you? Unless it’s you’re child.

  3. DarthRove says:

    That’s right, Tracy. You meant so little to me that I got a tattoo so I’ll always remember how little you mean to me. Always. Forever. Meaningless.

  4. Blake says:

    Good idea. But I don’t understand why there isn’t a red square around the void to make it look like a stamp.

  5. Why not just laser remove that crap and pretend it never happened?

  6. Mille says:

    - erhm… No nipple –> not chest hair.
    That, my friends, is a prime example of waaaay to much back hair. Nice…

    • Lexxy says:

      Oh my, I thought it was a chest until you pointed that out…..wow. She is probably better off without him.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Actually, I’m not expert but it looks like it is a chest and the nipple was photoshopped out.

      • Mille says:

        But there’s no chest muscle either, is there? Or have I been staring at it too long, so now I can’t see the obvious?
        It’s just so… hypnotizing…

        • Anna Rexia says:

          You stared at it way too long. It’s his chest – left, upper pectoral to be precise. As in, he had her name over his heart. Such a romantic!
          Just the edge of his areola is in the picture, at the very bottom. More hair there, so it’s kinda hidden anyway.

          • Mille says:

            That is a way crooked nipple, if that’s it, in the lower right-ish corner… (- and sorry for the valspeak) That is, like, totally eew…

            - alright, I admit it! I’ll say anything in order for me NOT to come to the conclusion that I’ve been staring at this pic for too long…

            • Anna Rexia says:

              I’ll try to clarify what I mean: just the very edge of his areola is in the picture. It’s really hard to see because of all the hair. Plus, it’s pretty close in colour. There isn’t enough showing to tell if it’s more oval, though a lot of men (and women, too) don’t exactly have round areolae.

              I think I’ve used some form of the word areola way too much for one thread. Now I see why people call the entire thing the nipple. Easier to type, too.

  7. Russ says:

    The CARDINAL rule of tattoo’s: NEVER GET A PERSON’S NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY, ANYWHERE (unless it’s the name of your child or a dead friend).

    • Jessi says:

      My personal rule of tattoos is to never get the name of someone who is not a blood relative tattooed on my person (dead friends are a possible exception to this rule). And, even then, I don’t believe in doing so until the person has passed (it feels like bad luck to me…).

  8. qui says:

    if it’s a chest… where’s the damn nipple? is’nt it someones backside? brrr

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Okay, what’s the deal with people wanting to know where guys’ nipples are in pictures? Is this some sort of fetish that I did not receive a memo about?

  9. Kit says:

    It looks to me like one of the passes you get at a high-tech place. They have your name on them, and they’re printed with special ink — after 24 hours, the word VOID appears and invalidates the pass. That’s so you can’t keep the pass and come back in a week later and steal secrets.

    So to me, this looks like this guy’s name is Tracy, and he took a tour of Hewlett-Packard yesterday.

  10. Betelgeuse says:

    I like the idea, but, holy crap, that is an awfully done tattoo.

  11. VenomZ302 says:

    I don’t think that’s chest hair…
    *shudder*

  12. sneeky pete says:

    one would think that if tom jones was going to get a tattoo he could afford a better artist

  13. LynzCatastrophe says:

    Its funny tattoo i admit, but I simply cant get past all that hair, is that his chest or stomach of back? waaaaaaaay to much, i can’t stand body hair.

  14. PixenKristen says:

    The box around the name makes it look like without the “VOID” on it, it would be like a name tag. Weird.

  15. dj says:

    Jeezy Creezy. That is NOT a back. The nipple is just out of frame. Do you people not know your own anatomy? Do you not own a mirror? Your nipple is nowhere near your pit.

    Never mind it would make no sense to tattoo a lover’s name off to the side of one’s back; middle, maybe, or tramp stamp sure if you’re a CHICK so they can see it while you’re bent over. Dudes do it on the chest because it’s over the *heart*.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      THANK you! I don’t get it sometimes. Either it’s because I have more experience in life and thus have seen more bodies, or I’m more astute that many others when it comes to playing “name that body part” here. Maybe both. I’ve only been wrong once, and even then it still was not a 100% thing.

      I mean, geez louise, if a lesbian has to tell you where the tattoo is on a man (and where his areola is), there’s something wrong.

      • lola says:

        this is the internet. if you’re commenting on a forum and have seen more than one naked body, you’re greatly in the minority.

        or just bored.

  16. Elizabeth says:

    I love this tattoo! And the great part is that I’ve seen it before– not this specific tattoo, but a guy who had his wife’s name and the date they got married tattooed on his chest, then after the divorce has a red VOID stamped over it. Awesome.

  17. Bustaclip says:

    Seen it already, and done MUCH better. The one I saw looked like a real VOID stamp, and this one looks like crapola.

  18. Sarah says:

    Am I the only one that sort of thinks it’s a little funny? Yes, creepy chest hair and having to remove your shirt, but hell, if you can’t have a laugh at having someone’s name formerly tattooed on your chest, what CAN you do?

  19. lola says:

    I actually kind of love this…

  20. Marian says:

    Oh. My. God. It’s a pelt.

  21. YemYem says:

    Actually, a simple google search shows that this guy DOES have an oddly placed areola… with “before and after” pictures from the artist of the “void” stamp.

    http://acidrabbit.com/?p=215

  22. Dee says:

    Oh dear God the hair!!!!!!!!! forget the tat, it’s the ungodly amount of hair… monkey man has arrived !!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwwwww

  23. indytron says:

    to be honest, the man should’ve made the black ink box print around the VOID red since the actual ink is red. Just saying.

  24. Guy is a freakin’ gorilla. Who’s going to see a tattoo under all that fur? He could have the names of sixteen other women under there, and nobody would know it.

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