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LEGALIZE MURDER

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What an interesting plank to have in one’s political platform. While I can see some benefits to removing the business of murdering from the hands of criminals and letting the government take care of it (no I can’t), I’m not really sure you’re going to get much support for your stance.

Except maybe from this guy:

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  1. Rheanna says:

    i can’t stop looking at that boil/zit thing above the tattoo and it’s bringing me visions of that “world’s biggest zit” video i saw on facebook

  2. 13 says:

    Why does Charlie have such a big forehead?

    • Jimbob says:

      Maybe his fat belly has stretched it since he had it done.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        If it were to get stretched by fat, it would be from the eyes down, not the forehead. Another screw-up on this tattoo is the hair. He is facing more to his right, while his hair is like it should be if facing forward. This obviously is pre-prison (most recent incarceration, that is) rendition, as it is missing the swastika.

    • Bettie says:

      That was my first thought too! Which maybe says something about me, since most people’s first thought might have been, “why get a tattoo of Charlie Manson, let alone a huge one on the side of your less than washboard stomach.” Maybe I’ve just be frequenting this site for too long, but my first thought was, “what the fuck happened to Charlie’s forehead? It looks like the top of his head got sucked into a taffy puller before they were able to shut it off and save the rest of his face from being similarly stretched.”

  3. tina says:

    Rheanna,I’m with you there…it actually bothers me more than that stupid tattoo.
    ewwww.

  4. Zombie_Cupcakes says:

    Is the top one a woman? Either way, creepy zit is so bad!

  5. jon says:

    “legalize bacne” seems like the more appropriate choce.

  6. jose says:

    Legalize murder is a black metal comedy. That is what makes that tattoo even sadder.

  7. Melissa says:

    Shoulda spent the money on Proactiv instead of that stupid ass tattoo.

  8. Brett says:

    If you’re gonna get writing across your shoulders, make sure it’s not off center and crooked! HaHa

  9. Rheanna says:

    lmao im so glad i wasnt the only one that was drawn more to the zit than the tattoo! Not that i havent had a bad zit or two in my teenage days, but i would at LEAST photoshop that shit out or wait until it wasnt there to take a pic.

  10. Blake says:

    I bet that guy on the bottom also has a john wayne gacy tramp stamp.

  11. Zangan says:

    Are you sure that isn’t Lt. Dan? It looks like Gary Sinise to me.

  12. Betelgeuse says:

    Comment win.

  13. Blake says:

    I thought it was an x carved on his head not a nazi symbol. And I think the reason it’s missing is because he didn’t have it in his mugshot.

    • Yes says:

      It was an ‘x’ first, then for the trial it became a swastika. And also, this isn’t a mugshot, it is just a photo of him- I believe in handcuffs.

      I had a phase.

      • Blake says:

        Lol I would say there are worse phases to go through but I can’t think of one. No wait, an Albert Fish phase would be.

  14. January says:

    I’m kind of wishing that he’d used his belly button as one of Manson’s eyes. Now THAT would be creepy!

  15. Zla'od says:

    I guess the top guy is part of the pro-death movement, then.

  16. Zla'od says:

    Or maybe he feels that Charlie has been unjustly imprisoned, seeing as how he didn’t actually kill anybody. (He just encouraged other people to do it, and anyway, he’s arguably not responsible for his actions considering that he’s bat-shit crazy.) So his image of Charlie is sans-swastika. On the other hand, he still has a goatee, and those are well-known symbols of evil…

  17. Miss says:

    Mr Manson’s hairdo is oddly shaggy – doesn’t he still have 1970s long curls?

  18. j says:

    if the definition of murder is “unlawful killing”, what happens when you legalize it?

  19. Anna Rexia says:

    Where have you been all my life?!

  20. thatmffm says:

    As one of the few people around that will freely admit to being a GG Allin fan, I feel compelled to point out that “Legalize Murder” was a song GG did with AntiSeen, and this tattoo is probably some kind of homage. Although it looks nicer than any ink GG had, but that’s not saying much.

    • mjripe says:

      That was my first thought too. I’m a fan who grew up in NH. However the nice lettering also made me think it was NOT a G.G. reference.

  21. Angus McPhail says:

    At least the guy with the hydroencephaletic Charles Manson tat will never know how idiotic the thing really looks

  22. woo says:

    The thing that bothers me (only marginally more than the zit from hell) is that murder is, by its very nature, illegal. If it was legal it wouldn’t be murder, you dumb hick! If I was a robot that would have made my head explode.

  23. aaron m says:

    is the title of the picture from a beatles song? i’m thinking helter skelter

  24. Chicklet says:

    To paraphrase Gabourey Sidibe on Mike Tyson’s face tattoo, “A tattoo of Charles Manson says, ‘You know what? I’ve gone just about as far in society as I want to go.’”

  25. Denice says:

    I think you could change that first tat to read ‘Legalize Mordor’ and make it a ‘Lord Of The Rings’ thing. And Charlie could be ‘The Hobbit’. Actually- this Manson is missing his forehead swastika. Every girl digs forehead tattoos, you know. That’s why his head looks so ‘empty’. And those honking boils. Perhaps you should go to a dermatologist, not a tattoo shop, dumbass!

  26. YES! My first thought was- “Wow- they really messed up Snoop Dog’s hair on that one.” I didn’t realize it was supposed to be Charles Manson until I read the comments. D’oh.

  27. J-Ri says:

    The comment for these is a win for the person who moderates this site. Is it Jessica? Jessica, comment WIN!

  28. lameo says:

    Since when did Charles Manson resemble Snoop Dogg?!

  29. jackie says:

    in lincoln log font?

  30. Roxy Raccoon says:

    Charles Manson was from Ohio?
    Sheesh, my state is just full of notorious serial killers. :P

  31. Roxy Raccoon says:

    Why the heck does the smiley with his tongue sticking out always come out so happy?

  32. Hazey says:

    OMG that’s soooooooooooooo weird, I was totally just singing ‘Helter Skelter’ when I saw the title of this ugly tattoo. Of all songs………..:O

  33. PearlRabbit says:

    I thought it was Darnell from “My name is Earl.” You know, the Rubber Band Man from the Staples commercials.

  34. Lamia says:

    Hahaha I thought it was Snoop Dogg too. As a matter of fact, I’m not actually convinced it is Charles Manson, considering it looks nothing like him.

  35. Lola says:

    I love the Beatles and I really love the song Helter Skelter. I really don’t want to associate it with the third eye zit that guy has and Snoop Dog/Charles Manson. It makes me want to cry, and when I cry god kills kittens!

  36. Mary says:

    What’s really stupid about this tattoo is that murder IS legalised. To legalise something is to make a law about it. I think he really wants it decriminalised.

  37. Jessica says:

    Beavis grew a beard.

  38. H6 says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it was snoop dogg

  39. Madd0wFan says:

    Will someone please make a conjecture about wtf is hanging on either side of zit boy’s head? Are those dreadlocks or his ear lobes? Or is he hanging himself to make a political statement that will only be understood once we’ve read his back?

    Also, in spite of how it pains me, I must say that Charlie Manson was born in my home state of West Virginia. He was the son of a Charleston street walker.

  40. Aubkeneeze says:

    First thing I saw was You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer.. Anyone else think of Thrice when they read that?

  41. anon says:

    Kinda looks like Charlie M and kinda looks like Snoop took out his cornrows

  42. runlevel0 says:

    Ugliest Snoop Dogg tattoo I’ve ever seen :P

  43. 2010 says:

    It’s tommy lynn sells. he was a serial killer


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