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Here’s a novel idea: if you’re so damn terrified of vaginas, how about avoiding them? Something tells me that you’ll have no trouble never seeing one again if you just apply yourself (or even if you don’t!).
Click through for a few more self-loathing closet cases and/or people whose mommies didn’t hug them enough when they were little bed-wetters. Warning: if you’re reading this site with your grandma looking over your shoulder (you know, like you usually do), I’d save the rest of this post for another time (like maybe this afternoon, when Matlock is on).
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Girls won’t give you the time of day, hm? Well, I know one or two who might be able to look past your stupid tattoo.
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What the hell is this? No, no, no, I said a side of sPInach!!
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I had a dog like that once. Her name was Muschi. I never figured out how she managed to survive so long… Her deformed oral cavity made it impossible to chow down those kibbles and bits. Oh, did I mention she was quite popular with the street hounds?
I’m…I… What the fuck?!
It’s a blood hound.
Only once a month.
So are we playing “shoot, screw or marry”?
I’d screw burger boy, and marry the dog owner.
The dog can be mistaken for a normal Basset and the vag in the
burger tattoo is sort of ignorable. But I would shoot the rotten vag guy,
That is just sick
Ok, the last two are retarded, but the dog one? That’s actually nauseating and creepy in so many ways.
Grotesque!!
This is … beyond words.
Images of genitalia are just teenage wankerage. If you are still so obsessed as an adult that you need a tattoo of either variation, then you either will never get any, or you get way too much store bought variety. Either way, losers, baby.
What you said.
There are no words.
The fur burger one looks like an outraged alien.
it does! i think thats its threat display.
Shocked Cyclops Vag is watching you masturbate.
Mmmmph…
@ the first photo:
As someone in the veterinary profession, I can assure you that I will be having some of the worst nightmares I have ever experienced tonight. Thanks.
Along the same lines… If this person actually has a pet, I can only wonder what will happen if they ever need to run to an emergency vet clinic and don’t remember to change out of their shorts and into some pants… I imagine some shocked faces in THAT waiting room.
Second one: so vomit-inducing I don’t think I’ll be able to eat for a week.
Wow. Can people get a Darwin Award even if they are still alive? They may not have accidentally killed themselves in a stupid way, but they have taken themselves out of the gene pool (I hope).
It is technically possible to get the Darwin Award if you’re a guy who does something retarded and ends up mutilating his own genitalia or getting his balls cut off.
close enough…
thts gross!!!!
Ugh! The first one – it’s like some kind of horrible Silent Hill monster. I tell you if that tattoo is coming towards me and a nearby radio starts giving off static, I’ll be looking for the steel pipe to start bashing away…
The first one makes me feel like vomiting. Which is probably what this idiot intended, actually. Do the world a favor and buy yourself some knee-highs.
This guy likes having oral sex with his dog??? WTF???
See, that’s the message *I* got from it, too! DISTURBING!
Come here Fido, I’ve got some peanut butter for you
oh holy mother of god.
Speaking of….I swear that’s what the middle one is supposed to be some ‘image’ of…Do you see it if you tilt your head to the right? Wait, don’t look. It’s one suck fick.
I’m not sure… but I think this qualifies as some form of animal abuse. …Not sure he should be allowed to have animals. This tattoo is quite disturbing and threatening to the canine world…
Guy with Cunthound tattoo at animal shelter: “I’d like to adopt a dog.”
Animal shelter worker: “Um, no. Just. Fucking. NO.”
that is a fine name. that is like the opposite of these tattoos.
There’s a band in Boston called Slimy Cunt and the Fistfucks
Hey that’s my grandma’s band.
Too bad #1′s artist couldn’t work a tiger into the design somehow as a sort of fleetingly relevant third element …
And…at a certain time of the month, it becomes bloodhound!
ROFL!
Comment win, even though it sickened me.
second that — for both the comment win and the frightening image given that will haunt me, pretty much, forever…
Aaaaaand we have epic comment #2.
If by “epic” you mean “makes Kit throw up too hard to laugh,” then yes, it’s epic.
You actually made that tattoo even worse. Thanks. I didn’t know anything could.
lol Sorry Kit.
I believe it is meant to imply infection. With the fact that the secretion has a greeenish tinge and there is clearly a smell issue I would say this woman needs to see her gyno.
…Or a vet.
fuck. ing. epic.
update: i did have nightmares. they involved beastiality. THANKS UGLIEST TATTOOS!
Oh lord, why is it smoking. Maybe someone has a somewhat exaggerated idea of what friction can do?
1st one: pusshound. The guy is trying to claim he’s a manwhore. Because that’s what gets you laid, duh.
2nd one: Reminds me of Me, Myself, & Irene: “What’s the matter lady? Too much cheese on the taco?” I won’t be able to eat ricotta cheese for a while after seeing that tat.
3rd: I thought getting hair in your food was a bad thing. I also thought this was the main reason why men liked women who shave. “Fur Burger” just makes me think of roadkill.
just pretend I put a “y” in “pusshound.” kthx.
They ARE prettier than ball sacks though.
Either you have a really ugly one or you have a really poor self image. Or both. And though I’ve seen plenty of pictures of male genitalia, I find ball sacks amusing, and most penises ugly.
I was just thinking someone should call the ASPCA…
Every time someone gets one of these tattoos, God kills a kitten.
I thought pic #2 was a creampie with smoke coming out of it !
Am I the only one who saw this tattoo and instantly thought of The Dead Milkmen?
yes.
thanks for making me look that up! I didnt make it to the bottom of the page btw.
I am into chicks, but I fully agree with you on the tattoo thing. I don’t get it; I love cupcake tattoos and a lot of them make me want one, but the twattoos (© 2010 Kat, aka Anna Rexia) have the reverse effect. For example, the chick with the one on her upper, inner arm, sticking her tongue out at it in the picture. I’m secure in my sexuality and my sexual desires, but.. damn, if I wanted to (for some reason) stop diddling for a while, I’d print that picture out and put copies of it on the walls.
And with that, great, here comes that weird rule of tattoos, wherein if it’s mentioned, someone either has it or will get it. Now I have to wait for the inevitable disgusting pic of a combination vulva/cupcake tattoo.
Calgon, take me away. Or Cannabis.
And like Lovecraft says, some things that are SEEN cannot be UNSEEEEN. Mostly, I’m disturbed by the level of misogynism these tattoos exhibit aside from the, erm… obvious mind-bending horror of the images.
Maybe he just likes Cats AND Dogs but could only afford one tattoo and after hours of deliberating this is what he came up with?
The second tattoo would appear to be an image of what the lads used to call at school a ‘Stench Trench’…how lovely!
thats an artist at the shop i work at in yucca valley ca. his name is phillip at strata tattoo hahahah oh ya the FUR BURGER one hahaha
The dog with the silly mouth is just hilarious. Who would ever have this tattoo painted on his body?
This is really disturbing. I really hope this guy doesn’t fuck his dog.