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Don’t hassle the Hoff, especially right now when he’s about to give someone a rectal exam.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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OMFG! I think the person who would actually get a tattoo of David Hasselhoff ALSO has a drinking problem…
He has!!!! He is a good friend of mine!
Why is The Hoff striking the same pose as The Fonz?
aaayyyeeeeee!
‘Scuse me — give TWO people a rectal exam. At the same time.
It looks like someone cut the fonz’s, I mean hoffs, right index finger off. He must’ve hassled the wrong guy.
It’s the Yakuhasslefonz!
I don’t want to know what he did to lose his pinkies.
Didn’t the hoff have a singing career? Thankfully I’ve never heard any of his songs but I’m sure that would be enough to want to chop off his pinkies.
Maybe they grafted it to his left thumb? I’m not sure what’s going on there, but that left hand definitely is deformed. The rest will be a blur in no time at all, so it’ll probably end up looking like the Hamburger Helper hand caught in a tornado.
When I see this tattoo, I do not think “Hoff” or “Fonz.” I think “Botched forceps delivery.”
I love how the tattooer just gave up on the hands. Like, “well, those hands are looking pretty good if I say so myself. So… actually, I’m just going to leave them that way, because I’m afraid that if I try any shading, I’ll just mess them up… That’ll be twenty dollars.”
Or maybe it’s just the latex gloves he’s wearing that make the hands look like that. The rectal exam theory is looking more and more accurate the longer I look at this tattoo.
Apparently he tried to give someone a rectal exam while they were holding a frying pan, because the side of his face has been bashed in.
You’re gonna fit right in around here!
Well stated.
If I had two shoots that I could use and do NOT go to jail I would shoot hasselhoff. twice. to make sure he is dead. he deserves to be portrait in this horrible way!!
WTF does it say?
Don’t hassle the hoff, or it could be Don’t hussle the Hoff. I can’t see quite clearly without my bi-focals.
Old man Blake is right, it’s “don’t hassle the Hoff.”
WTF…..that’s rediculous. What a horrible tattoo. I’m a fan of tats that make us laugh but this is just …….. stupid.
On a funny note: My brother dated a girl in highschool who was completely insane and obcessed with David Hasselhoff. She used to tell people that she was having an affair with him and he would pick her up in the Kit car to take her out in the evenings. This of course was nothing compared to the time that she took a cabbage path doll to school and told everyone that it was her real Hasselhoff baby. WOW……that’s about as insane as this shitty tattoo.
That’s… wow. I was about to say bat shit crazy, but even that isn’t a strong enough term. Seriously delusional for damn sure!
BTW, “don’t hassle the Hoff” has been around for some time now. I can’t remember if that started being said after he posed nude with a puppy in front of his junk, or after the infamous “trying to eat a hamburger while totally fubar on the floor” incident.
I’ve seen other tats of David Hasselhoff with the same phrase written with them. Somewhere out there are a few tattooists who must have laughed their way to their banks.
BTW this didn’t happen back in the 80′s when he was even a ligitimate “star”. She graduated in 2001. This somehow makes the story kinda sad. LOLZ! Fu***ng nutcase.
Caption WIN. That made me laugh so hard!
What would make this tattoo even better would be if we could establish that this tattoo of the Hoff is really ON the Hoff. He seems like the kind of guy who might actually do that . . .
This is yet another one that maybe could be hilarious if the work was better. But then, should a tattoo ever be hilarious? Permanent hilarity? I’m not so sure.
A little known fact is that “the Hoff” actually wrote a children’s book. My daughter has the German version of it. Scary huh?
For all the work that went into his face and clothes, his hands look as though they were drawn by a child.
Or are those gloves…