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Ah, nothing like a croissant and the paper on a Sunday morning, right? Right?
Hello?
Where did everyone go?
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Well he’s obviously a fan of french breakfasts, with his croissant and coffee. I just hope his ar*e doesn’t carry on the trend and ‘belch’ after breakfast to show appreciation for the meal. Some things you don’t need!
My question is…why did that person feel the need to pull their pants all the way down?
That’s your only question? Wow. I can think of a few dozen more.
Maybe they were worried we may think the bum cheek was a face cheek due to the hair? (possible) Or maybe they just wanted to show you their 4rse? (That’s the one!)
hahaha! This is so weird! The tats that people get…………….. you guys always find the best (worst) tats ever! Thanks!!
I think I am more disturbed by the fact that I had to look at this person’s butt than I am by the tattoo itself! But I guess if you are dumb enough to get a tattoo of a croissant on your butt you are dumb enough to bear it all in a photo…. idiot
Now maybe I’m staring way too hard at this guy’s butt, but is that coffee that the croissant is drinking, or some sort of greenish goop?
When the hair grows back from the shaving for the tattoo, it’ll be a moldy croissant
ROTFLMAO! Coffee snort supreme!
I think it’s supposed to be coffee.
Seriously if you’re going to pull your pants all the way down to show a tattoo you could have shown by not pulling your pants down at all, shave your ass first.
Why is his ass so hairy?
Oh IDK, maybe he’s over 18?
Men’s posterior regions are naturally hairy, which makes wiping extremely painful at times. But what I want to know is what is that brown smear to the left of the tattoo. Wait, nix that.
No, it’s okay. It’s just an ink smear from the black used in the outlining and some shading, with what I’m pretty sure is yellow from highlighting the croissant guy.
I’ve seen more than my fair share of grown men’s rears, and this guy really isn’t that hairy.
gross, sucks to be you
When breakfast becomes sentient that’s something to panic over, not commemorate on your ass.
PMSL – great call.
I thought it was supposed to be a morning turd.
Something that close to the bum, kinda brown-ish, a lovely taper….. I’m definitely thinking turd, too.
Not well thought out…when his butt hair grows back, that croissant is going to have a serious case of mold. Also, it looks a lot like Zorg’s pet from “The Fifth Element”.
i saw that on modblog, it’s actually a chick.
it’s like the glass half-full/empty question. the optimist sees the flakey, buttery croissant. the pessimist sees the turd.
I soooo hope that is a shadow to the right of his crack. His hairy, hairy crack.
I think this picture should also be submitted to Photoshop Disasters.com.
its sad that for the first few minutes all i could think of was ‘what a stupid tattoo’… then finally i was like wait… seeing ugly asses on this site doesnt even phase me anymore. i come here too often.
It’s hair, people. And it’s not even that much of it. Get over it.
What? Is your ass fuzzier than this? Cuz out of the nekkid men’s asses I’ve seen in my life, this one’s pretty hairy.
You must be kidding. This one is particularly fuzzy, but not like some I’ve seen, and I’m as queer as a football bat. Maybe that’s why, though, because I’ve been around plenty of “bears.”
Hairy ass is hairy.
It looks like one of the monsters from Monsters Inc.
“Marge” – Mike askes her how jury duty went for her as he and Sully were walking through the entrance of the power plant.
Haaaa! So true, I can see it exactly!
lol, that’s exactly what I thought when I saw it, so had to look for the monsters inc. comment. thanks
Umm that’s just gross
That croisant looks like he’s staring up at something in fear. I wonder what it is? Maybe he’s just afraid of that oddly shaped buttcrack sitting next to him.
Wait. You focused on his buttcrack, not the tattoo or the hair? I’m worried about you, Blake.
Mom what did I tell you, I’ll get over my buttcrack fetish when I’m ready. Gosh.
I thought he looked more like he was looking over his “shoulder” suspiciously. Like, maybe the tattooed guy just farted, and the croissant was wondering what that smell was.
I think the tattoo is done well and, at least to me, original. Maybe he got it on his butt so that very few people know about it. I do agree with the “pants a bit far down for the pic” sentiment, though.
I do think it is well done, it is just strangely placed… It is neither on the cheek, nor the hip. It seems a bit random in where it is.
I’m a nurse and that smudge is a resolving bruise. Maybe he fell on his ass and damaged the judgment center of his brains.
I HOPE this is a GUY’s ass.
Ever notice that everyone seems to put gag tatttos (like I am hoping this is) on thier ass. I’m assuming because it is easy to hide.
I think this is adorable btw……odd but adorable……
I’m reading the previous comments and thanking all that is holy that I’m checking this site on my BlackBerry, where the resolution isn’t high enough to see the hair or the cup of green guk.
That’s a croissant? I thought the guy was advertising he had worms and that he was comfortable about it.
Flaky…I’m going with Flaky.
I see what you did there.
Gross! This is so wrong!
This is a Misfits album cover, duh!
Looks more like one of the monsters from Monsters Inc. that slide across the floor.
This one is a reference. In there’s this cheap 25 cent gum you can get from every single corner store everywhere called super tattoos. It comes with one temporary transfer tattoo. Most of them are pretty standard, guys skateboarding, stupid tribal stuff, lipstick marks… but this one with the crossaint, watch, and newspaper always shows up, in like, every third pack. AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS IT. So it was a mindfuck temporary tattoo long before it was a mindfuck real tattoo.
thought it was a reference to a b3ta meme http://www.b3takit.co.uk/smugbastard.jpg may be wrong
Well, Real Men don’t get Tats on their ass!
Unless of course …. this girl has a hairy ass in which case … oh W.T.F.