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I have a tattoo kind of like this. It says “Get a tattoo.” It’s nice having that sense of accomplishment.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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this one is actually pretty awesome
I agree! It’s nice to see something besides penises (or is the plural peni?) riding rockets or with butts. Thank you tattoo guy for keeping it simple and fun!
Rock on dude, rock on!
1. buy gum
2. chew gum
3. kick ass
I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
Hehehe “They Live” is one of my favorite guilty pleasure films.
…Does this mean he already has taken all of the names of all of the people? Everywhere? That has ever been or will be born? Focking metal!
1 poop
2 wipe
3 kick ass
shouldnt it be in the opposite order… its “kicking ass and taking names” right?
You’re right. I wish you hadn’t pointed that out because now it bothers me.
I noticed that too.
Otherwise, I have no complaints. But if you think about it the other way around it doesn’t seem as “kick ass”. 
*blinking*
Not for me, but so help me, I actually LIKE this one!
And no penis!!!!
Unfortunately, there is. It’s under the scrap of paper.
1:Scratch
2:Growl
3:Ember
4:Tail Whip
+1.
Great pokemon reference. But seriously tail whip Sucks! What the hell does it do?
It increases your agility!
Or lowers their defense. That’s right. I’m nerdier than you. : p
I completely agree that Tail Whip sucks, as do most moves that don’t do damage I basically just copied a Charmander’s starting moves as best I could for whatever reason. XP
I always get rid of any move that didn’t do damage. I have never been a strategic player, but a damn good one.
So did I, tail whip never worked for me.
I just want the person who has this tattoo to say one quote:
“today i’m giving out bubble gum and ass kickings…. and i’m all out of bubble gum.”
That poor donkey: I can’t work out for the life of me why donkeys are so hated in the USA.
*facepalm*
Oh! Kick ARSE!! I get it now
Wouldn’t a simple “post it” suffice? Dang! Seems kind of stupid to me….but then, some of these so-called “works of art” seem stupid!! Go figure!
We are adding a post-it below the note in the next session…. ( I am his artist.) Great minds think alike.
I think they meant an actual post-it. Not a tattoo of one.
My soul mate! My to do list says “put ice on butt”
This is funny, but I wouldn’t want it as a tattoo!
Against my better judgement, I think this is pretty funny.
chew nails
kick ass
I’m reserving judgement on this one till we hear the wise words of Messrs Jugga-Juggah.
look like this juggalo been gettin down an busy wit his list hahaha
the devil horns makes this tattoo so much more badass. or is that the spiderman web hand?
Devil horns/rock n’ roll/Hook ‘em Horns. Spiderman web had would be bent back, and the fingers aren’t always done like that.
/geek mode
Damn! Someone beat me to the “They Live” joke. :::sigh:::
Neener neener, I’m bigger nerd!!! Rowdy Roddy Piper back in the day…woof.
I’m gonna cry! I did this tattoo, and it’s on ugliesttattoos.com or whatever. This sucks. It’s on my friend, Tim….the order of “taking names and kicking ass” was his decision….and, yes we are adding a post-it….
bah.
it looks way better than most of the pieces on this site, and it doesn’t belong here…. : (
If anyone wants to see more of my work go to
http://doctah-jones.deviantart.com/gallery/#tattoos
Don’t feel bad, many of us like it! And I don’t believe it is the artwork people are commenting on.
I think everyone was pretty reserved in their comments on this one. It’s not at all bad work. I took a quick look at the link under your name (how do you pronounce that?) and wow, from what I see, you do some damn fine work, and so do some of your coworkers. I LOVE the tattoo of evil monkey from Family Guy!
One thing we often have to tell newbies is that this site isn’t only for ugliest tattoos. It was easier to keep the site name that register a shitload of others. We’ve seen some really good work on here. I think Jessica posts those to make up for the tattoos of penises and vulvae. And Werewolf Transsexual Polio Jesus.
Thanks so much! Yeah, I have seen some really awesome tattoos on this site…makes more sense now that you have explained it.
Yeah, the artwork on this is fantastic. I think a better name for the site would be “weirdest tattoos” since a lot of the time the tattoos are really well done, if really odd.
Take names, kick ass, get sober, regret that to-do list was ever written on skin in permanent ink…
He was totally sober…that’s just his peronality. He does stand up comedy, and improv…to each his own…
Don’t sweat shit like that, darlin’. I don’t think I’ve seen a comment by her yet that wasn’t negative. Plus, this is the internet. You can’t get all sensitive over some things or the hyenas will eat you alive. Looking at your work, you have no reason at all to be insecure. I don’t let just anyone with a tattoo rig near me and if I lived in SoCal, I’d come talk to you to see if we mesh and if so, set an appointment for some work.
I clicked on your link too, and agree with Anna-there’s some great stuff there. I like the Warhol tat, myself.
And the one here isn’t horrible, kinda cute, in fact. Maybe it’s just me, but as long as there isn’t a penis, a bleeding vajayjay, and/or a Werewolf Transsexual Polio Jesus (aka WTPJ) I’m pretty much good with it.
I’m a middle-aged woman without any ink (thought about it a long time ago, chickened out)-if I were 30 years younger, and near your shop,I might look you up.
yeah, I’m not taking it too seriously….now that I have seen many toher awesome tattoos on this site….it just kind of caught me off gaurd at first.
I like it.
‘ never get it inked, but it’s cute.
See, if i was walking down the street and saw a t-shirt with that on it in a window, I might stop and chuckle. I might even take a camera phone photo and send it to my little brother. But I would never purchase the shirt, and i would definitely never tattoo it on my body.
I don’t understand people who have silly jokes that they likely didn’t even come up with in their tattoos. Those jokes are not going to be funny forever. And, really, that’s how you choose to express yourself?
He does stand up comedy, and improv…to each his own…
..and funny tattoos are awesome, not everything has to be serious…people will always get what reflects their personalities…
Funny concept tattoos can be awesome. And you’re right, not everything has to be serious. But who wants to look at the same cheap joke every single day? I just can’t believe that any intelligent person would be continually amused by the same joke day after day. I don’t know. I’d rather learn someone’s funny from talking to them than from seeing a one-liner on their arm. But what do I know?
Awesome execution, though. It’s a really well-done tattoo. Props.
Maybe first on his list should be diet and exercise so he can actually catch someone’s ass.
Go ahead. Fap to my avatar. You know you want to.
i’m SO telling him that when I see him! The truth will set him free!
I love this so much I’d be willing to have my ass kicked in its honor. Only once mind you, and there’d better be ice waiting by.
I like this,a lot!
FUCK YEAH!!!! BEST. TATTO. EVAR!
erm.. TATTOO… yeah