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Yet Another Whale Tail Fail

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Sometimes it’s just too much trouble to put on eyeliner day in and day out. That’s why some women opt for permanent makeup.

I guess the same goes for being a skank.

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  1. Guy Incognito says:

    Is it sad that what bothered me most was not the thong tattoo, but how very crappy it is in quality?

    • Elizabeth says:

      Not sad at all.

      I’m personally more disturbed that from the way she’s bending over, it looks like she only has one butt cheek.

      • Kit says:

        That. Where are the buttocks? I never thought I’d be frantic to see ass-crack, but now that I’m faced with the alternative, it would be a real relief.

        • Bettie says:

          That was my first reaction too. WHERE IS THE ASS CRACK???!!!??? Oh my God, her ass cheeks must have been fused together in some freak nuclear waste control accident, and now she can no longer wear thong underwear so she had to have some tattooed on. Poor thing. I’m thinking (scratch that, desperately hoping) that this is just poorly photoshopped, and that there isn’t really anyone in this whole wide world who lacks an ass crack in this fashion. How does she go number two??? Dear God, I’m just scratching the surface of the implications here, and my mind is already reeling!

      • Saligia says:

        Unibutt!

    • bellefemmeici says:

      I feel the same way. It might be sad, but oh well. ;)

    • Lyndse says:

      Pretty sure it’s just drawn on with Sharpie.

  2. Sharlee says:

    That looks more like it was done with a sharpie. At least, lets hope so.

  3. Yes says:

    I agree. In some universe this might be a little bit funny, if not for the poor artistry.

  4. yourmum says:

    wow.. if only she had a chode.
    that would make it perfect
    now excuse me i’m gonna go vomit

  5. dude says:

    Im not even sure thats a girl, what makes it not only sad and ugly but also disgusting…

  6. Stripperclip says:

    WWwwwwwwAAAAAaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!

  7. ta2dman says:

    I have seen a fair number of sexy underwear tattoos. This one is by far the poorest execution. Why does the underwear stop as it goes around? Why are the lines so bad.

    Oh, and it looks like a guy to me (as have all of the other sexy women’s underwear tattoos I have seen).

  8. I Call BS says:

    looks like it was done with colored markers to me…

  9. markiemaypo says:

    I think that a matching bandana on her face would bring the whole hole look together.sort of a ying yang effect.

  10. spikopath says:

    What would really look cool is a tattoo of a tramp stamp right above it!!

  11. V says:

    The people most likely to get a tattoo are the people who should the least.

  12. jamjam says:

    I can see her real panties just above her belt… so I’m wondering… why would she put this up so high on her back? it makes you think her ass is up there and makes everything look all distorted. I’m only seeing this as big as my cell phone screen allows, so I can’t see a lot of detail… please someone tell me this is just drawn on with markers or something… /shudder

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Sorry, but it gets more disturbing. Those do not appear to be panties, but men’s briefs. But wait, there’s more! It’s a real tattoo. I’ve seen other pictures of it. Apparently, whomever has it loves to show it off, yet so far no angles that would definitively give away their gender.

      • jamjam says:

        am I seeing this right though? its up on the hips above the ass? because even the skinniest dudes have asscracks, and those are some meaty hips!

        • Anna Rexia says:

          There are conditions which cause shorter intergluetal clefts (butt cracks). It looks to me that it’s more likely that the person has tall hip structure (more likely female in such case) and that her/his pants are lowered to just at the top of his/her crack. I think that if the tattoo was done with the side straps at a higher angle, it would give a better perception than the way it’s represented more as a bikini than a thong.

          In short: the thong is wrong.

  13. enamy says:

    a skanky trend made permanent… classy!

  14. Shannon says:

    WOW! As far as tattoos go, its terrible. And if those were real panties, they could be found on the bargain rack at wal-mart. GROSS!
    I also think thats a guy. For some one who is proud of their thong tat, why are they wearing tighty-whiteys? Actually they aren’t very whitey.

  15. Milo Johnson says:

    Thank god for pants.

  16. Backcrackiswack says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees that as one giant ass instead of two cheeks.

  17. toadhole says:

    For the love of Pete, where the heck is his/her ass crack? This seems all out of proportion. The total lack of a discernible waist, tighty-whitey “real” underwear and white tee screams “MALE” but the belt and pants are screaming “ANDROGYNOUS FAIRY”? Plus, why does it stop? Like a really cheap shirt/vest combo where the vest is actually only sewn to the front of the shirt. Sad….

  18. ThaSandman says:

    This reaffirms one of my personal beliefs: “NEVER trust a man in a white belt!”

  19. Rarelycien says:

    Flabby-ass skank in training…hmmm Poor execution of a thong…pray this is removable with soap and water! Ack!

    • whatever says:

      i agree. pray for this being markers, better even, pray for this being some “decorate the passed out drunk” joke. i refuse to believe that someone would actually WANT something like that on their back.

  20. Yes says:

    I’m 99% sure it is a man. With very poor judgment, nonetheless.

  21. jonobebe says:

    wait… where is that butt crack???!!!

  22. Denice says:

    All the fun of a thong without flossing the walrus, If You Know What I Mean… (That’s a man, baby)

  23. fleakfragfry says:

    My first instinct was that it was a dude. But the hips seem too full and wide. Slim for a girl, thick for a dude. If this is a dude, he’s a born femme. Awful tat, either way.

  24. KateIndeed says:

    I’m thinking (hoping? praying? begging?) that’s drawn on with sharpie.. There’s no way any sane person would do that to themselves. I also am not convinced it’s a woman at all. Other than the belt (and I’ve known guys to wear girls’/girly belts), there doesn’t really seem to be anything feminine about.. it. Oh, the sadness of this image.

  25. mjapd says:

    I am more concerned that she appears to have no buttcrack…perhaps the thong tattoo is to divert attention from what i can only assume is a colostomy bag elsewhere

  26. dcc says:

    where.is.the.crack….seriously disturbing

  27. ive got a jar...of dirt says:

    im 80% positive thats done with some markers.
    and that it is a guy.
    but that doesnt explain where his crack has gone.

  28. Chavezzz says:

    Assback

  29. TheCannyScot says:

    Maybe it’s Beldar. Doesn’t seem to be Prymatt.

  30. Mallory says:

    Yeah, it’s drawn on. You can tell the difference when you’ve seen a few real tattoos.

  31. Rico says:

    A) Isn’t this on a guy? (If not then I’m not sure this person should be drawing attention to their man-butt.
    B) WHERE DOES THE ASS BEGIN?

  32. Janice says:

    Thats the most white trash I ever seen, so sad

  33. Jay says:

    Now I Know!!! … Aliens do not have ass cracks. Please forward this photo to MUFON immeadiately!!!
    We’ve got ‘em now. Heh, … heh, heh…aaack!


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