Hey fans of tats—we (the Cheezburger Network, AKA the folks behind this site) are forking over $4,000 to Lance Armstrong’s LIVESTRONG Foundation and have secured an inky permanent spot on the hide of our good friend Drew Olanoff (a cancer survivor and Internet celeb). That’s right—Drew’s going to get a tattoo of YOUR CHOOSING!

Drew searches for available real estate. Photo by kk+
And since no one has more refined taste in tattoos that the wonderful readers of Ugliest Tattoos, we need your help coming up with a non-ugly design. So hit us with your best, most creative, most MEMEingful design—double points if you can incorporate a Cheezburger meme and LIVESTRONG (don’t take Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus riding a yellow bicycle because that one’s MINE) into your design. And if you’re not an artist but have a GREAT IDEA, email us a description with lots of details.
Submit your designs via email at ugliesttattoos@gmail.com by midnight PDT on Sunday, April 4. We’ll narrow it down to the five best candidates and the winner will be picked by a panel of judges (celebrities! Maybe!).
The designer of the selected piece will win 5500 Internets and the satisfaction of knowing that his or her design will forever have a place on Drew’s skin. The rest of us will win the opportunity to see the video right here of Drew getting inked and the chance to get a FREE sticker of the design from the good people at Sticker Giant.
So get out your Magic Markers (or, if you’re me, open up MS Paint) and get designing!
If you would like to join in the fight against cancer by donating to LIVESTRONG, click here.
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