Ugliest Tattoos: Bad, Awful & Horrible tattoos

Archive for March, 2010

They’re Actually Stuck Together That Way. Too Much Hair Gel Will Do That

Mar. 31, 2010

Douche Stamps

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I actually don’t know what’s more frightening: the tattoos, or the fact that I can actually smell the eyebrow wax and BOD Man Body Spray through my laptop screen.

PS: Don’t forget to send us your entries for Drew’s tattoo by this Sunday (4/4) at midnight PDT! REMEMBER: bonus points for a design that involves a Cheezburger meme and LIVESTRONG (think bikes, yellow wristbands, punching cancer in the face, etc.).

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They Make a Special Soap for That, You Know

Mar. 31, 2010

Better Scorpions Than Crabs

Submitted by: Facebook via Submission Page

Yeah, that seems like a good idea. A tattoo of some arthropods crawling out of your pants. Why don’t you don’t just go ahead and get Paris Hilton’s face tattooed over your own while you’re at it?

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I Feel Like It’s MY Birthday Too

Mar. 30, 2010

Rock On, Christian Stoner Bowser

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Jimmy had been to plenty of tattoo parlors with flash art of Bowser surfing in front of a pot leaf and cross while playing a single-neck guitar, but it wasn’t until he walked past the Sky Maul tattoo kiosk at the Atlantic City airport that he saw him—right there on the wall—rocking the double neck. Jimmy knew at that moment that it was meant to be.

Mod Note: We are aware that this is from Whitest Kids You Know.

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Tell Me More

Mar. 30, 2010

Ah, the Truth Comes Out

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I’m sure that this tattoo is the result of someone having lost the bet. And YET, I’m finding the power of suggestion overwhelmingly influential.

But maybe that’s just me.

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ONE! One Gigantic Sesame Street Tattoo!

Mar. 29, 2010

Funny

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

The Count is great and all, but there’s only one Sesame Street character I’ve ever loved enough to honor with a permanent spot on my body:

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CONTEST! Please Save This Man from Getting an Ugly Tattoo

Mar. 29, 2010

Hey fans of tats—we (the Cheezburger Network, AKA the folks behind this site) are forking over $4,000 to Lance Armstrong’s LIVESTRONG Foundation and have secured an inky permanent spot on the hide of our good friend Drew Olanoff (a cancer survivor and Internet celeb). That’s right—Drew’s going to get a tattoo of YOUR CHOOSING!

Drew searches for available real estate. Photo by kk+

And since no one has more refined taste in tattoos that the wonderful readers of Ugliest Tattoos, we need your help coming up with a non-ugly design. So hit us with your best, most creative, most MEMEingful design—double points if you can incorporate a Cheezburger meme and LIVESTRONG (don’t take Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus riding a yellow bicycle because that one’s MINE) into your design. And if you’re not an artist but have a GREAT IDEA, email us a description with lots of details.

Submit your designs via email at ugliesttattoos@gmail.com by midnight PDT on Sunday, April 4. We’ll narrow it down to the five best candidates and the winner will be picked by a panel of judges (celebrities! Maybe!).

The designer of the selected piece will win 5500 Internets and the satisfaction of knowing that his or her design will forever have a place on Drew’s skin. The rest of us will win the opportunity to see the video right here of Drew getting inked and the chance to get a FREE sticker of the design from the good people at Sticker Giant.

So get out your Magic Markers (or, if you’re me, open up MS Paint) and get designing!

If you would like to join in the fight against cancer by donating to LIVESTRONG, click here.

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Who? Your Tattoo “Artist”?

Mar. 28, 2010

Wanted for Failing

Submitted by: Robert via Submission Page

I see Jon in the middle there, but where the fuck is Richie Sambora? Maybe the fat guy from Insane Clown Posse ate him.

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They’re Discussing Whether or Not to Ask That Bantha if She Wants to Try a Threesome

Mar. 28, 2010

Win.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I had to step outside of my apartment and flag down a Star Wars nerd (it’s easy—just pretend you’re talking on your cell phone and loudly mention something about ”Princess Amidala” and one will pop out of nowhere to correct you) to remind me that the thing on the right is called an Imperial Walker.

And really, that seems like enough of an accomplishment for one day.

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Wake Me Up When Someone Gets a Tattoo of the Lady in the Radiator

Mar. 27, 2010

Funny Tattoos - Rocky Dennis from 1985 movie "Mask"

Submitted by: MySpace/Random search for Rocky Dennis via Submission Page

Aw, look you guys! It’s Courtney! She grew up to be a lovely young lady after all. Kind of a five-head, but not quite the Klingon we were expecting.

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I’d Rather Have a Popped Green Balloon

Mar. 27, 2010

Funny Tattoos - Location Location Location!

Submitted by: “Can We Find ONE Million Tattoo Fans. Do You Like Tattoos? Tattoo Lovers” on Facebook via Submission Page

Aww, Eeyore is sad. Eeyore doesn’t want to be ON your butt. What would make Eeyore happy?


Submitted by: a guy i know had it done via Submission Page

Why, what would make Eeyore happy is being IN your . . . oh for fuck’s sake. Really? Eeyore fucking Tigger? I just can’t with this.

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