2010 FebruaryUgliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

Charged with Arson, Destruction of Property, and Dinosaur Theft

Feb. 18, 2010

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Mario Brother Couple Tattoo Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Cute, but, um, are those supposed to be Mario Brothers mug shots? Since when is it a crime to stomp on turtles and consume psychedelic mushrooms?

And while we’re on this subject, why are they called the “Mario Brothers”? Isn’t that like me referring to my brother and myself as the “Jessica Brothers”? I don’t think he’d like that very much, even if he were just a palette-swap version of myself. And he’s not. He’s way taller than me and doesn’t have a mustache.

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About as Charming as a Tramp Stamp of Your Credit Limit

Feb. 17, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - I Don't Recall THIS Step Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Some exhaustive research revealed that a bottle of this particular hooch will cost you something in the neighborhood of $1000 (and up to ten large, depending on the vintage).

So I’m guessing that this guy probably wouldn’t enjoy an average night in with yours truly:

Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a little when I say “average night in.” It basically takes the Queen of England coming over for me to find my thrill anywhere other than Strawberry Hill.

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Did You Come Up with That One All by Yourself?

Feb. 17, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - I Submitted by: It’s mine via Submission Page

Oh look, something that’s stupid AND unfunny. I didn’t know there was a tattoo equivalent to a Carrot Top joke.

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Banzai!

Feb. 16, 2010

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Looking at this tattoo brings to mind only two words:

The two words, by the way, are “grow up.”

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Bitches Would Have Preferred to Keep it That Way

Feb. 16, 2010

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Which is a Good Thing, Actually
Submitted by: I met him at a party via Submission Page

I had never heard of Jenkem, so, since we here at Ugliest Tattoos are all about the serious journalism, I looked it up on Wikipedia.

I have some regrets about that.

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Ugliest Tattoos Presents: Fun Facts About Mount Rushmore for Presidents Day*

Feb. 15, 2010

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A Monument To Our Zombie Presidents
Submitted by: i took this picture with my crappy cell phone camera via Submission Page

• Funding for the carving ran out in 1941, ending the project short of its realizing the sculptor’s original vision, which was more like this:

Funny Tattoos: Twelve stories high, made of radiation
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• In 1937, Congress considered adding the head of civil-rights leader Susan B. Anthony to the monument, but the bill was struck down when Abraham Lincoln’s head was heard to say, “A girl? Ewwwww.”

• ZOMBIES!!!!1!

_{* some of which I made up}

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USA! USA!

Feb. 15, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - What Submitted by: Facebook via Submission Page

This looks like a tattoo of a Brad Neely comic. I have no idea which one and am way too lazy to research that, so instead, and in honor of the Father of Our Country on this Presidents Day, here is the Greatest Video—nay, the Greatest Thing of All Time:

No need to thank me. Wait, I take that back. You should totally thank me.

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You Give Rawr a Bad Name

Feb. 14, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - No, It Doesn Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Happy Valentine’s Day, UT readers! “RAWR” means “I love you” in Dinosaur. We would also like to add “Blargh grawrorowr garrrrrr.” That’s Dinosaur for “I probably shouldn’t have started drinking champagne at 9 a.m. Where the fuck are my pants?”

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Awkward Conversation Heart

Feb. 14, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - I Have a Heart On For You
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I’ve heard the expression “fucked in the head,” but never “fucked in the heart.” And yet, I guess I appreciate that this tattoo is of the latter rather than the former.

COMMENT WIN from spikopath: “His heart condition is congenital.” HEYYO!

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Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Whose Insane Tattoo Makes Us Want to LOL?

Feb. 13, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Someday Her Prince Will Come
Submitted by: On the internets via Submission Page

To be fair, this is a lot better than the last Snow White tattoo we saw. But then again, so is the proverbial poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Or E. coli. Trench mouth. Really, anything.

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Archive for February, 2010

Charged with Arson, Destruction of Property, and Dinosaur Theft

About as Charming as a Tramp Stamp of Your Credit Limit

Did You Come Up with That One All by Yourself?

Banzai!

Bitches Would Have Preferred to Keep it That Way

Ugliest Tattoos Presents: Fun Facts About Mount Rushmore for Presidents Day*

USA! USA!

You Give Rawr a Bad Name

Awkward Conversation Heart

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Whose Insane Tattoo Makes Us Want to LOL?

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