Submitted by: sadly, i know this person via Submission Page
I don’t really know what’s going on here. I think that’s supposed to be Jesus with a giant boner, but it could also be Zeus with a giant boner, or Dimebag Darrell with a giant boner, or Hubert Keller with a giant boner.
I’d ask that lady in the macaroni-shell necklace down by his feet, but she looks a little, um, distracted.
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Why does she have a beard and mustache?
Why is gravel coming out of his penis?
Perhaps I’m not interpreting these images correctly.
just a heads up,,, ha,,, have that rash looked at, you might just have something going on there….
It’s like one is Super-Boner Jesus and the other is Transgender Jesus.
Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus. I’m so glad that concept came up again.
I’m still waiting for the WWWTPJD bracelets.
Bracelets? You mean you haven’t gotten your WWWTPJD tattoo yet?
Ok, I don’t mind swallowing my pride and admitting my stupidity… I know about werewolf tranny polio Jesus (how could I possibly have forgotten?!) but I have no idea what the 2 extra W’s are for on the front, nor what the D is for at the end. I am praying for enlightenment!
What would … Do.
Kinda like the WWJD bracelets that were all the rage when I was a kid.
The more alarming part of this photo is his bizarre amount of neck/shoulder/back hair.
UGH i was a much happier person before i saw that. wait… he IS werewolf tranny polio jesus! and he’s about to transform into wolf form!
Kevin Sorbo as boner Hercules. With a Zombie princess!?!?
The back hair adds a nice je ne sais quoi, no?
Er… no!
His arms look weird,and does she have a hairy bootyhole? And for a guy with a giant shlong he has some itty bitty balls.
Most women that I’ve run across have hairy bootyholes.
True, but that thing looks a brillo pad!
His ARM looks weird? What about the fact that if this picture were to happen in real life, that would be an 18-inch penis?
Is she wearing a phantom of the opera mask?
Nah, just a ‘pearl necklace’, I’m assuming .. Also assuming it’s supposed to be Mary Magdalene, and that this is a very graphic representation of Kazantzakis’ _Last Temptation of Christ_ .. Excuse me while I go find a holy water font, I need to wash my mouth out.
That is a huge tattoo for a very t…….iny idea.
According to the latest research, this is how the Merovingian Dynasty originated. The Catholic Church tried to cover it up. Fortunately, this guy has Greek-looking back hair.
BLESSED are the meek…
Forget about the dumb tattoo – ew, ew, ew about the werewolf-like back hair!
Why does he have 2 penises? And horns? And is that bigger thing really a penis? Or an alien? What’s with the “cut here” lines around his pecs? Where’s her other arm? Instead of spending money on an ugly tattoo, why didn’t he just get electrolysis? What is it about this tattoo that I just can’t stop asking questions? Is it some sort of voodoo thing?
Keep your shirt ON, pal.
I love where the tattoo “artist” decided the chicks legs should suddenly end.
“…..aaaaand that’s enough leg, dontcha think?”
Maybe it’s just because it’s a small photo and my eyesight isn’t great, but it looks as if he has full genitalia BENEATH the giant boner. WTF.
Dude, i saw this guy at a Social Distortion 8 years ago in cleveland. It ws the agora and man this guy and his buddy were total wack jobs to say the least.
It’s amusing that so many tattoo “artists” avoid drawing hands and feet like elementary school children…but are so willing to detail a sacrilegious erect phallus. Priorities, I suppose.
Isn’t he supposed to shoot it towards her? lol. he should be making her another necklace lol
I think she is felching him.
Seriously that dude with the Jesus boner on his back should shave his back or keep his shirt on.
It’s Chris/Flea!!!
Wow, someone dated this guy? D:
The sad thing is, I’ve seen this tattoo. But without the necklace and smaller. That means more than one person out there has this tattoo…
I take that back. I just found the picture I took of the tattoo at Warped Tour. It’s the same idiot. Just so you know, there were several girls laughing at your stupidity behind your back.
You are a loser. Dimebag has more worth in his little pinky than what you’ll ever be worth, you hairy monster sicko!