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Forgive My Singing Tonight, Folks. I’m a Little Horse

Funny Tattoos - Horse PianistSubmitted by: Facebook via Submission Page

Looking at this tattoo is kind of like hearing a punch line without having heard the joke that preceded it. “No, no, I said ‘horse PIANIST.’” Or “He doesn’t know that one, but maybe if you hum a few bars?” Or “So then the rabbi says, ‘There’s no such thing as kosher foie gras. Hey, what happened to my bunion cream?’”

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  1. Alex says:

    I never thought that whole “Shut up woman and get on my horse” flash was funny. :/

  2. Milojade says:

    http://getonmyhorse.com/ (that’s the “that’s Why” of the “What?”)

  3. Ben says:

    Source fail, it’s from “Shut up woman, get on my horse,” not just some arbitrary thing the guy made.

    http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

  4. Omer says:

    Yeah… You don’t know the reference, eh?

    http://getonmyhorse.com/

  5. snoogy says:

    shut up woman get on my horse!

    the only thing keeping this tattoo down is the lack of coloring

  6. LuckyCat says:

    This guy reminds me of the “Hankering for a hunk of cheese!” guy from the 80′s Saturday morning cartoons.

  7. Oni says:

    I may be labeled a bad person for this, but I think that’s actually pretty funny.

  8. Kris says:

    It’s from a video! This is my horse my horse is amazing! Give him a lick, he tastes just like raisins. Very stupid, but very funny!

  9. zen says:

    i wonder if it tastes just like raisins ?

    • Anna Rexia says:

      The horse itself, or the horse’s winky?

      • zen says:

        the horse of course (of course). the winky is just for tugging on to turn him back from a plane. if you don’t like that then i’d better not tell you where the lemonade is made (mmm sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade).

  10. dude says:

    at least it’s without the giant horse penis. should be painted.
    and the video is fucking funny…

  11. Yes says:

    Before I saw that video I thought the tattoo was cute. Not so much anymore, though.

  12. kered says:

    It’s very much a flash-in-the-pan type of thing, but it’s a well-done tattoo and HOPEFULLY something the person can look back on fondly one day.

    Hopefully.

  13. enamy says:

    i would just like to know where this “sweet lemonade” comes from.

  14. Kelsey says:

    SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE!

  15. ive got a jar...of dirt says:

    i like weebls cartoons but a tattoo of them? woah.
    get on my horse ill take you round the universe :)

  16. shnoopydoopydoo says:

    I have seen some pretty weird flash animations… this is in the top 10!
    Doodoo caca is the best though.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca

  17. Solarmew says:

    I actually kinda like it! ^.^

  18. kvltcomic says:

    Oooh, that’s dirty!

  19. Nate says:

    Getonmyhorse.com revolutionized my life. So I’m not surprised this guy got the tat.

    Link is too the flash animation

  20. Jugga Jugga says:

    psykodelic hahaha it like alison wonderland shit

  21. Just Some Guy says:

    All I want to know is why didn’t the artist finish this tattoo in one sitting? Shade and slap some color in that fucker call it done…

  22. Caitlin says:

    Whoever has this tattoo, marry me. Just do it. Now. Please?

  23. Viviel says:

    I really hate that flash animation. I just hate it.

  24. Kohoutek says:

    Oh wow, I LOVE it.

  25. shannon says:

    Can’t wait to see what this one will look like when it’s done!

  26. Sam says:

    I, for one, am wondering what an adherent of the Insane Clown Posse would make of this. We just don’t ever get that perspective here…

  27. TheSheep says:

    I think that thud you heard was my jaw dropping and hitting the floor after I clicked on that link.

  28. Ratch says:

    Why has nobody ever got the Pink Floyd ‘Back catalog’ art work tattooed on their back? That’d be a joke every one could get.

  29. Sierra says:

    Thats a video :D its probibly one of my favorites out of weebls stuff. I was saying “OH THATS AWESOME” when i say this tattoo.

  30. qulia says:

    omg i luv that song >w<

  31. Chris says:

    i’m not sure if I should thank the people who shared that link or curl up in a ball, but just wow.

    • Long before dawn says:

      As you please. It won’t matter. You have viewed it and it’s been imprinted into your brain. You will join our ranks soon.

  32. OMG says:

    Go to newgrounds and search horse. This is an awesome vid!

  33. OMG says:

    OMGWAFFLESAUCE!

  34. floatdub says:

    How did you not know this was an internet meme? Millions of youtube views, multiple sites dedicated to playing the flash in a loop, covers, remixes, etc.

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=look+at+my+horse+my+horse+is+amazing&search_type=&aq=1&oq=look+at

    Goes on this list now:

    http://ugliesttattoos.com/tag/internet-phenomena/

  35. me says:

    This guy is obviously asked for a tatto of a “horse penis”……..

  36. Senta says:

    I fail to see how this is regrettable. It’s quite interesting and amazing actually.

  37. essi says:

    This should have the Internet Phenomena-tag :\

  38. bloog says:

    Dear whoever updates this site,

    You are on teh Internets. You should recognize something that is obviously a reference to the Internet itself. But thanks for bringing attention to this tat. Good job.

  39. MMFHL says:

    I guess I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

  40. Mike says:

    Ooo that’s dirty!

  41. Dr. Dot says:

    This particular flash cartoon has got to be one of the most wide-spread, remixed, parodied and copied of Weebl’s entire library. I’m not sure what that says about his fan base. And I’m not entirely sure I want to know.

  42. Dani says:

    WEEBL = <3
    But even as amazing as they are, I wouldn't get a tattoo of any of his flash cartoons XD

  43. Dr. Dot says:

    I would, but it likely wouldn’t be this one. It would probably be the picture in the third verse here: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/We+Are+Mature/ (that what is referred to as ‘immature pap’)

  44. medusachic666 says:

    This needs to be tagged as an internet meme, cause yeah, this thing has started to go viral methinks.

  45. Cassie says:

    This is my horse.
    My horse is amazing.
    Give a lick –
    mmmm
    Tastes just like raisins.

  46. Glenn says:

    Wow! I actually know the girl who is getting this tattoo! And i have actually had sex with her ^^

    And the tattoo is actually quite awesome even if you dont get the reference.

    • Dr. Dot says:

      Congratulations on getting laid. It doesn’t suck, well, unless it does, which in and of itself doesn’t suck.

  47. SeedOfErin says:

    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing… give ‘im a lick — MMM! it tastes just like raisins… at the tug of its mane, it turns into a plane, and then turns back again when you tug on its winky! OHHH, THAT’S DIRTY! Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade… (http://getonmyhorse.com/)

  48. Ginger Snap says:

    If someone gets a tattoo of the kittens from Cyriak’s animation ‘MEOW’, then I will have seen everything. This is, dare I say it…amazing.

  49. Meep says:

    ….And now, the song I’d FINALLY gotten out of my head, slips back in….Look at my hooorse, my horse is amazing~….

  50. JoshT says:

    Look at my horse,
    My horse is amazing,
    Give it a lick.

    Mmm it tasts just like raisins.

    By the stroke of his mane,
    He turns into a plane,
    Then he turns back againe,
    When you tug on it’s winky!

    Ooo, That’s dirty!

    Do ya think so?
    Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

    Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade.
    Sweet lemonade, ya sweet lemonade.

    Get on my horse,
    I’ll take you round the universe,
    and all the other places too.

    I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

    SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MA HORSE!

  51. robertbobbybob says:

    did he do that just so he could say “look at my horse”?

  52. meaghan♥ says:

    OHMYGOD. WIN. ♥ ♥ (-:

  53. teenagelobotomy13 says:

    give it a lick… ooo it tastes just like raisins!

  54. Ross says:

    One look at this tattoo and now that song will be stuck in my head all damn day.

  55. Brandy says:

    lol epic win!!! i love it :3 come on woman get on my horse

  56. Abby says:

    LOOK AT THAT HORSE. THAT HORSE IS AMAZING!!

  57. Tom says:

    But are you guys aware of the really awesome kickass cover by The Nerd Follia?

    It really is good.

  58. dee says:

    zomg! this tat is awesome. get on my horse my horse is amazing give a lick it tastes just like raisins. lol

  59. Marianna says:

    MMM SWEET LEMONADE.

  60. MamaMonkey says:

    OMFG. This is an epic win! “I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything!”

  61. Brooke says:

    Total win! And seriously if your job is to moterate a site like this shouldn’t you be well versed in silly Internet culture. Next they’ll knock a locate tattoo

  62. TomTurkey says:

    I fear everyone is missing the importance of the message in this work of art.

    “A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. Not kid friendly.”

  63. Jay says:

    If I had a talented 5 yr old in my house … I would not fall asleep when he was holding a needle and a bottle of Carters stamp pad ink!


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