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Submitted by: gr8ful via Submission Page
They say that the green M&M’s make you horny. But I think you’re going to need more than a tenuous urban legend in this situation. Have you tried getting a tattoo of some bacon?
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original pic plz
I think this is the original image. The owner edited it with the ms paint (most probably)
Bump. Submitter? Care to share a link to orignal?
In reference to the caption, maybe the bacon strips are further down.
I was going to say the same thing lol
I used to love M&M’s and I’m not horny anymore. Yuck.
That is some terrible smegma problem she has there…
Hahahaha! Smegma, haven’t heard for a long time
Seriously. Gurl, you in danger!
eeew. smegma.
This is why I don’t want a tattoo anywhere because I am scared it will look like this wayyy sooner than it should. I know they wont look fresh forever, but DAMN. Just knowing that at one point in my life, for the REST of my life, I could have that on my skin some place terrifies me. (Still want one though but this is as good enough of birth control for me if tattoos were screwing around)
Well, shaving does dull it down a lot. I know quite a few people with skull tattoos who have to get them touched up all the time because they, you know, shave their head.
This isn’t a real tattoo…it looks very fake.
That little jar of m&m’s next to the recliner is now getting changed out. Thinking red licorice…
I was considering having some M&Ms. Now I don’t want anymore…
oooooh, acid wash jeans…hawt!
I commend you for noticing the fashion choices of this poor soul.
Those aren’t acid washed. They’re bleached denim. Every so many years, they come back. Why they dye the denim, then bleach it before making it into jeans is beyond me, though.
Seconded..
What you don’t see is the Baby Ruth tattooed on the other side.
yo i aint gonna complain if u move that camra down a bit mo hahahahaha. yea show us soma dat neden ICP represent all the juggalos and lettes out there chillin an laxin in the dark carnival
ICP 2010 here we come baby yea!
Sup sup Jugga. Saw all ur messages on all the ICP and Juggalo forums about this website. U right Jugga, this website pretty tight and seem like a good new place fo all the jug family to meet and talk about tats an shit. Thanks fo posting this websit on all the juggalo forums klown!
The ICP forums are for the “jugg family” to meet and talk about “tats an shit”.
Please leave all of us poor, innocent people out of your ridiculous ass-raping of the human language, and go talk about your poor music taste somewhere else.
agreed take it back to the ICP forums. Please!
“ass-raping of the human language”
I have GOT to remember that one!
Glad I could be of service.
Love you!!!!
can we use basic English then… Cuz Mo’ o’ dat shit is putting me off s’all am sayin. Don’ go hatin me for tellin it like it iz bud.
Seriously, WTF with all the ICP shit?
Go yell that to your trailer buddies.
Please could somebody tell me what language this post is in? Google Translate couldn’t identify it for me.
Once it is identified can we block it?
It’s like Flatulae, only native-speakers understand it. In this case, speakers also think they’re “ossom” or something of the sort.
Industrial-strength white trash.
insane clown posse? ferreal? Those dudes are still alive?
Sadly. :C
Mmm, that’s a sweet shaved cooter…I’d take a lick or two!
As puns go, an M&M for mmmms, lacks the wit of a concussed slime mold.
Probably not the best place for a tattoo of something green and crusty…
can someone please explain to the blonde what the things on both sides of the m&m are?
Well seeing as how she is likely standing with her legs together, as her pants are still on, chances are those are skin rolls, not fat rolls. I would be more grossed out if that area was completely seamless in the way she is standing. She’s a human, not a Barbie doll, and humans are made of skin that moves, not plastic that doesn’t.
I am by no means skilly, but sitting or standing I can’t even force my legs to get rolls there… I mean, yeah. there should be definition between the thigh and her girly bits… but its just… strange to have that extra roll there. never in my life have I seen a fat roll like that except on a baby.
skilly? wtf… skinny. lol.
Those are her hands.
Seconded. Vote’s up for hands.
I have always personally felt that, as a woman, shaving your pubes makes you look like a prepubescent little girl and I have always seriously questioned the mental stability of anyone who likes that look. That being said, the candy tattoo doesn’t do anything to help make her look like a mature woman, either. I’ll pass.
agreed!
Well, how else is she supposed to get rid of the crabs?!! Actually, I couldn’t have said it better myself. It kind of makes me want to call Chris Hansen when a guy says he likes it clean shaven.
well its a nicer when giving oral sex to a woman that’s shaved.
i like the tat
its cute and cheeky
and it looks more like a regular waxing not shaving
I am going to politely argue against that– as a lesbian whose partner does not shave. It really isn’t any harder to perform at all, so long as she trims resonably well. But for a woman to shave or wax, it involves lots of maintenance and often times discomfort. And If my current partner shaved I just really don’t think I’d find that appealing.. I’d feel creeped out about the fact that she now would look like a little girl, and then if I got over that, I’d feel guilty because she did all that work for me when it’s not necessary. I find that loving women’s private areas comes with loving ALL of it. I don’t pick and choose.
And not that I want to make any assumptions about you, but I find it interesting how many men deem it necessary for their women to be clean-shaven and then don’t follow through themselves. With my experience with oral on both sexes, it’s about the same amount of “hinderance” or “discomfort” as on a woman. You still get hair in your mouth, etc. I have never understood why some men think they are immune to hair problems down there. Not that I ever wanted my previous boyfriends to shave, but if you’re the type of guy who finds it unacceptable to go down on a girl with hair but then expect them to go down on you, it’s really hypocritical.
I thought the bad ink owner was male. Are you sure it’s a girl? Look at the hand holding the jeans. Not really feminine
Melts in your mouth, Not in your glands. Remember that, idiot.
Bet I can get it to melt in my hand!
Here’s the original:
http://tattoos.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shaved-kitty-tattoos.jpg
Good looking out!
wow…. whats up with her labia minora? still want it guys?
..Nobody else picked up on the fact that this is most likely a guy? Look at the way the “v” comes down. It looks like something is “tucked” away. Ugh, eye bleach.
Well, at least have to give her kudos for her shaving skills.. not even a razor bump or anything.
What are those swirly things on the sides? Are they just random designs or are they supposed to be something?
so…why did that chick get a male-looking green m&m?the green M&M is the only female EVAR noted publicly by the company..a ‘smurfett’ if you will,and the general non-thinkig public always leave such madness unquestioned…lolz!
What is with the folds of flesh above the jeans, below the tattoo?
they’re her hands holding her jeans
Umm maybe I’m not seeing what you are seeing, but those aren’t fat rolls. Definitely hands. On the account of the thumb and fingers you can see.
The same person who says, OOOOH I have a piercing!!, and then pulls down their pants…..
Way to think this through having a picture taken (probably by an ex)
Yaaaay!! Everyone gets to comment on my cooter!
(click the link in the comment below)
I’d prefer Skittles, but that’s just my opinion I suppose
Or how about the Reese’s peanut butter cup with a bite taken out of it?
Maybe it is a new form of birth control… that would scare most guys away I think.
It makes vajazzling look just that much better
i hear the blue m and ms give you AIDS lol
I am wondering if anyone has tested the “melts in your mouth, not in your hand” theory on this girl?
Know what folks … This is the first Excellent I gave and I’m on page 110!
http://gatheringofthevibes.com/forum/showthread.php?p=725213 Scroll down and you will find the unedited pic, YOUR WELCOME!!!