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This piece was done by Roget Peekytoe of Elko, Nevada, the world’s foremost tattoo artist specializing in both pet portraits and transgendered werewolves doing the Robot.
He has a waiting list of 30 to 45 minutes, during which time he’s not actually working on other clients, but rather watching old episodes of ThunderCats that he has on Betamax while having a bowl of Easy Mac. They say that patience is its own reward, but I think that the above picture suggests otherwise.
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Once I got stuck in Elko for 5 days when my clutch went out. I think that in order to live there, you are required to have a tattoo like this. Or they come to your house in the middle of the night and give you a ride to the county line. Even babies. Yep.
It’s not a badly done tat, it’s just – incohesive. It needs a theme and it doesn’t seem to have one. But the cats and roses are well-done.
Surely you jest. Werewolf Jesus is not badly done? My drawing skills far exceeded this in the fifth grade.
@ Babs: Totes. Looks like some jr. high schooler’s notebook paper doodles. Only on skin. And with no eraser. Boo.
my thoughts immediately went to “why is there a hairy jesus jacking off in the dead cat garden?!”
Not bad? What about the vastly different sized arm muscles?!
And the legs and hips that seem to slender for his torso? Is he a dwarf transgendered werewolf?
Looking at the face, I think someone started their tattoo artist career by tracing Elfquest characters.
Exactly what I was thinking! I keep seeing Bearclaw in that picture, and wishing I didn’t.
Werewolves don’t have gentials?
werewolves would be part of the dog family so their “lipstick” probably only comes out when they need it.
If they are canids their balls are out all the time, unless they have been “fixed”!
it’d have to have been fixed. there is no way there’s any testosterone in those veins anymore.
Perhaps that’s a mangina?
Mangina? No, that’s far too hairy to be Old Greg.
I think it’s a furgina.
Want some creamy Baileys from a shoe?
They don’t have legs either.
Can anyone tell what it says underneath the cat in the left top corner?
(Funny how out of all of that the only question I come away with is what it says under the cat)
I think “who live in our hearts” are the last words, but I can’t make out the previous part of it.
I actually went to the trouble of blowing this up, but I couldn’t get it it to make any sense. Something about “my Rose who live in our hearts” I think, but the pic quality wasn’t very good after I made it bigger and I couldn’t get it as clean as I wanted it. I know that doesn’t make any sense, but that was how I read it. I wouldn’t put it past this woman to have word salad on her back.
I can’t read it, but I’m guessing from the last few words that it’s something to the effect of “No one is really dead who lives in our hearts.” And from that I’d gather that she was really attached to her kitty before it was mauled by the dwarf transgender werewolf and had to be put down.
Ok, WTF is up with werewolf jesus’ left leg?
This would be Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus, apparently.
can’t. stop. laughing.
Thanks for making me shoot Diet Pepsi out my nose.
I LOVE YOU
Hilarious and right on, to boot.
Today’s bonus internets have been awarded to you, Charlene.
And they have been rightly awarded! Well done Charlene. pmsl.
Thank you, Charlene! Best laugh I’ve had all day!
Whoa. I got friends in Elko. Weird.
Nobody else has mentioned how wonderful this comment is. I would like to.
I’m going to bet the werewolf is a piece of her own art.
I agree with you on the “piece of” part.
Aside from the decidedly dodgy ‘Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus’ (thankyou Charlene…I love you!!
)it just looks messy, like she took a photo of her bare back, threw darts at it with a blindfold on and the just said “I want it there” There’s no cohesion, no flow.
Am I the only one seeing Cesar Millan (the dog whisperer dude) here? A sort of feminized version of course!
There’s a super-good chance this is my favorite copy, of all time.
BTW- I hate my stupid avatar. Does anyone know how to change that picture?
Go to gravatar.com and log in using your WordPress log in. Follow the yellow brick road.
Oh, thank you, thank you, Mike! Sorry to use this forum, to ask.
Whoa, somebody’s been workin’ out!
good god that is ugly. i’m guessing doggy style isn’t her boyfriend’s favorite position.
Haha! You’d think he’d lose his “happiness” with the werewolf tranny polio Jesus looking back at him silently asking “What would WTPJ do?”
GREAT play on what Charlene conjured up! Somehow, I don’t think there’d be a “happy ending” unless the guy closes his eyes really tight and fantasizes about something/someone else.
ps – did you see my response a few days back re: your not having any tattoos?
LOL! Yes, I saw it Anna. I should have seen you were replying to the original post and not mine. Thanks for clearing it up. Love ya girl!
What is doodled in the margins of a 6th grade social studies book should damned well stay there!
WTPJ also looks like a generic contestant from Daisy of Love, but for that looney asymmetry. Even the utter lack of manbits fits the bill.
I want to know what’s up with the semi-transparent worm tattoo just below our Savior’s leg.
I’m hoping it’s Ringworm….
…unless WTPJ is boyfies best way of ‘going the distance’ (cos lets have it understood; it’s gotta work) and unfortunately his cigarette dropped out of his mouth…”mid-happy”….
Ink smudge. I’m pretty sure the cat surrounded by roses tattoo on the right was just done, or finished. It looks pretty fresh. The towel on her head likely is an indication that she’s about to go clean up.
Also, no one’s seemed to comment about the watermelon implants the wolfie has where his biceps used to be.
Pretty sure those are the footballs Tranny Polio Jesus has tattooed on his arms. Football = manly, to make up for the fact he has no penis. Or actual balls.
Well with upper arms of such different lengths, he had to do something.
That was the first WTF moment I had with this one- are those football implants?
I’m willing to bet she’s a Twilight fan, too. Perhaps a brooding effeminate vampire tat is next?
The lack of junk is very, very disturbing… While all these descriptions of whatever it is are are very colorful, they are wrong…This is clearly a tattoo of Robert Sweet from Stryper.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/SZ1mgQGnYMI/AAAAAAAACLw/xyLwo5gAMnI/s400/378371325_l.jpg
Even the cat on the right side of the picture looks like, “Really WTF Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus?” WTPJ should really consider getting a more balanced arm workout, because his biceps look like loaves of sour dough bread.
Perhaps the most disturbing detail is the tramp-stamp of intertwined hearts with names inscribed within. (Hey kids–these are PERMANENT!)
I don’t see anything romantic about having (what is probably) her and her boyfriends names tattooed in intertwined hearts right in the sweaty-cheesey-poo crack of her arse. How lovely!
It’s the WereJesus’s right hand that bugs me. It’s like the right arm is behind it’s back, and the disembodied hand is stuck to it’s … um, abdomen (for lack of a better word.)
This woman has at least a dozen cats, of course.
The patron saint of cats is St. Gertrude of Nevilles, who as it turns out was eventually discovered to be a transgendered Sasquatch some years after beatification. So this tattoo makes perfect sense.
Thanks. Now I’m going to get fired because I can’t stop laughing and I’m at work. But I guess now that I think about that’s my fault, not yours.
If you have two cats tattooed on your back, how many cats do you have in real life?
None. You can’t stand the thought of litterboxes.
At least two that have been cremated and placed in urns on the mantle. Or bookshelf. She could at least have found pictures of her cats that didn’t feature them looking pissed off. Unless they always were pissed off.
I don’t think trailers have mantels, so I’m going with bookcase, because there surely aren’t any books on there (unless you count the latest issues of People and Life&Style to be books).
You’re wrong. It contains each of the following series in entirety: Twilight, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Anne Rice vampire books, and a couple years’ worth of Cat Fancy.
FTW!
Maybe she mixed the ashes with the ink so they could ‘be together forever!’ You just never know. If the’ artist’ isn’t bothered about having any talent he may not mind using a bit of ash ink?!
Oh no, don’t go there. I am subjected to working in an otherwise normal office with someone who has at least 6 cats and every time one dies, she has the cremated remains tattooed into their face on her back.
I think this is the original artwork for the tattoo kinda horrible to start with, even worse in translation
http://jadegoblin.elfwood.com/SATYR_AMONG_ROSES.2828371.html
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I could not have said it better myself.
I agree with Bettie and would like to add that my eyes will now require at least 24 hours to recover. And will immediately pass it on to all my friends.
Why did I click that link? And why, oh why, did I read her explanation of the painting? Dear GOD.
Happy to have been of service! lol.
Sweet baby Jesus Christ on rollerskates, how in the HELL did you find that??
Maybe we’re better off not knowing how.
I’m brave (or maybe just stupid) so I started looking at the other “artwork,” and stumbled upon this WTF that I just have to share:
http://jadegoblin.elfwood.com/EASTER_MERBUNNY.2828330.html
I was on elfwood to see artwork a friend sent me and stumbled upon her work, it was so….special horrible it stuck with me and when I saw that tat I thought it looked like her work so I went to see and low and behold, bad art made worse in tattoo form!!! and that mereaster bunny gave me pause as well.
What about this elf with a fire crotch?
http://jadegoblin.elfwood.com/NATHANIEL.2828357.html
WEREwolf TRANny POLIo JEsus.
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Man, that has a hypnotic swing to it.
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WEREwolf TRANny POLIo JEsus
GETS a COLD when SITS in BREEzes
USes KLEEnex WHEN he SNEEzes
WEREwolf TRANny POLIo JEsus
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POLIo TRANny JEsus WEREwolf
GOT no PANTS he IS a BARE wolf
SHE is SELfish DOESn’t SHARE wolf
POLIo TRANny JEsus WEREwolf
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someone take this Internet away from me.
Please have my babies. That is all.
thoughts: “oh god, what is that thing on her back? OH GOD, what is that thing on her head??” i feel really bad for those cats being stuck there for all eternity with werewolf tranny polio jesus.
That wolf-looking thing greatly resembles Prince.
i think the face is based on prince too!! It was my first thought, then someone put the satyr pic up, so voila satyr price werewolf tranny .. i can’t say it and stay sane.
Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus’ face reminds me a bit of Prince (or whatever the hell he’s going by these days). I think it’s the eyes.
I thought he might be Russell Brand rather than Jesus – I don’t recall seeing any pictures of Our Lord with natty eyeliner like that before.
yeah he skeezes me out in the same way that russel brand does… although tranny werewolf polio jesus oddly seems much more… WASHED than russel brand.
I thought the same thing! I think it’s the odd combination of effeminate features with masculine sexuality.
They can has cheesburger?
Those arm muscle… things… D: D: D: D:
Football implants?
Dawn nailed it: that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the face. “Someone’s an Elfquest fan.” The cats aren’t that bad, maybe done by a different artist? The werewolf princess…I don’t know. One of those innumerable tattoos where the artist was better at detail than anatomy. Hate to get stuck with that in my skin for all time.
On its own, it’s merely a terribly executed tattoo, but now dubbed Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus by Charlene . . . I believe we are looking at a new internet meme. Perhaps someday soon we’ll be seeing WTPJ shopped into assorted pics with “WWWTPJD’ under it, as per Danielle’s embellishment, and then, THEN, someone else will get a tattoo of that. Possibly right next to their Dramatic Prairie Dog tatt. THIS COULD HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
This made my fucking day. I hope you’re right. I can’t wait. And I hope when someone gets a tattoo of this tattoo (maybe next to their three wolf moon tattoo??), I just hope that someone has the foresight to submit it here. THAT IS THE FUCKING CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE!
Ow, ow, ow, bourbon and coke just came out of my nose.
Whoever’s always writing the theme songs for the various tattoos needs to get started on a version of “The Tattoo Circle of Life.”
nothing wrong with kitty cats!
Imagine having to make love to her doggie style and also imagine having to look down at that hairy-man-elf-beast-thing inked into her skin. It’d make me sad and angry. Donkey punch ftw!
Jessica, your commentary is hilarious as always!
I must admit that I think the ivy-like tendrils on her upper back are quite lovely.
i agree, they are lovely. maybe growing in one of the pods is “his” junk.
Yeah. I’m seeing Wookie Jesus.
you just know those cats committed suicide
Wait, the legs look weird because he’s a professional kicker.
This is clearly Fuad Reveiz.
I too thought it was Jesus doing something rather private. The arm muscles are like that because he clearly prefers to use his left arm for that sort of thing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LOL OMFNG ARE YOU KIDDING LOLHAHAHAHAHAHA bet his best pick up line is “you got a purty mouth” lol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That looks like Azis, the tranny Bulgarian pop star (if Azis was ripped.)
Is that a kind of a Wolf man?? xD GOOOSH its terrible!
It’s a furgina
$20 says this pic was taken from a post on that woman’s Livejournal.
Uh….I live in ELko,NV and I’m in no way a redneck, I don’t live in a trailer, I have several tattoos and none of them look like that at all. There is no such tattoo artist in this town by the name of Peekytoe. Unless he traveled here in a trailer for the Biker Rally. There are only 2 tatoo shops in this town and they are owned by a lady named Audrey Vasquez and a dude named Cade Milligan and they are pretty decent artists. I think that this information is either incorrect or the dude was a traveling tatoo artist. Its atrocious and has my vote for the ugliest by far.
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Um…. Maybe her boyfriend’s got, um, issues and can only get it up when looking at Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus?
Or possibly at cats?
I dunno. I love the silly commentary here, and it really is a pretty “special” tattoo, but–and okay, yeah, I’m a girl Liberal–I’m not really comfortable making fun of a woman for missing her dead cats.
Grief is grief. And the average woman I know who cares TOO much about cats does so because most human beings treat her like sh–um, shinola.
…Sorry, I’m getting too plappy here. We now return to your regularly scheduled snark.
lol… yes i feel bad for making fun of someone for missing their dead pets, however, i’m sorry but there really is no valid excuse for the Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus!! lmao
He’s fuckin buff. And even tho’ there’s no junk, there appears to be taint
this is like a cluster fuck of random shit. and i dont see what would EVER possess someone to want a tattoo of the elf/Jesus/werewolf thing
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Maybe it’s just me, but Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus is kinda cute …
Wolfman doesn’t got nards…