Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Indeed, praise the lard. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of vegetarianism, I will fear no anemia.
And yet, sometimes you just don’t have time to walk through valleys. Sometimes the table prepared before you is covered in work-related papers and your cup floweth over with your sixth martini and you JUST DON’T FEEL like making a real dinner.
That’s where this guy comes in:
Ink Spotter: Sabra
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Once again we see stuff that would be funny on t-shirts (I’d buy one!) but could be discarded once you got tired of it. Getting it inked, no thanks!
I thought this would be a funny t-shirt too, but not a tattoo!
yowza. I’m getting heartburn just looking at that!
are those stretch marks kind of hypnotic,, or is it just me?
Oh yeah, they are when you try to focus on them… a bit like an optical illusion!
I don’t get the tooth one.. what is going on there?
Hey! It does look like a tooth! But since I just bought some last week, I feel confident in saying it’s supposed to be the Hamburger Helper guy. And apparently he’s a father since he’s wearing a macaroni necklace. Way to go, little dude!
Or could that be a macaroni rosary? Seriously, where do people come up with this stuff?
I agree, I think it’s supposed to be a rosary. The imagery wasn’t entirely clear to me at first (why the hamburger helper guy was “doubled up”, or with a really jacked up shadow), but with the rosary-esque necklace, it makes it more clear that it seems they are supposed to be 2 hands together, as in prayer. Still odd imagery, and I definitely wouldn’t have made the connection without the necklace… that doesn’t really make the concept make any more sense, but at least now the image makes sense to me >.>
Odd imagery? Its referencing a REALLY popular religious tattoo: Praying hands
Thanks, I was really confused. That makes sense though. Never would have made the rosary connection on my own. I thought it was a macaroni necklace, like one made by a kindergardener.
He is “doubled up” bc it’s supposed to like a pair a praying hands holding the rosary that you see in oh so many tattoos!
Well poopies. There went the imagery I had, of Hamburger Helper Hand doing the nasty with another of his species, using a macacroni rosary as sex beads.
I liked my version better.
Well heck, this is Hamburger Helper after all. He probably WOULD use his rosary as sex beads, the little minx!
Praise the lord for bacon, indeed!
Screw Hamburger Helper…he’s been upgraded to Hamburger Savior!!
Gads…just when I think there can’t be anymore horrible tattoos than the ones we have already seen, yet another rears its ugly head. WHY would anyone want to live with this on their body, or subject their friends and loved ones to it for all eternity?
That’s fucking disgusting. And that’s all I have to say about that.
My only question: Why is there a lump of butter on that steak? Do people eat it like that, really?
Yes.
http://bbq.about.com/od/steaks/a/aa070205a.htm
…and pass the ammunition.
i think the first tattoo is actually pretty sweet. it’s well done, though the steak is pretty rare (that was a really poor joke). and hey, the guy’s fat. he’s embracing that. it’s funny.
BUT DO PEOPLE REALLY BUTTER THEIR STEAK???
*still cant get over that*
I can’t say that I’ve ever known anyone who put butter on steak, but I’m willing to bet that such people exist. Some people never outgrow putting ketchup/catsup on everything. My best friend’s stepmother puts jelly on just about anything, including steak.
Speaking of steak, the only thing I find odd with the first tattoo is that the steak looks like a butterfly-cut double t-bone, sans bone, forming the shape of a praying mantis’ head.
http://nymag.com/nymetro/food/homeent/features/676/
Interestingly, after writing that on Monday, I watched “Kitchen Nightmares” on Tuesday evening, featuring a restaurant where filet mignon is served on some sort of sluice with fire underneath it. The undercooked steak was placed on the sluice to finish cooking as the co-owner of the place wheeled it all out on a trolley, then cut the steak (still on the sluice, allowing the natural juices to run off – thanks, dude! I love dry steak! [sarc]), all while drowning it in a garlic butter.
Tattoo A: As a very recent convert to vegetarianism, I’ve been having some trouble with my steak cravings. No more. Every time I get the urge to indulge in red meat, I will just look at this tattoo again. Bleagh.
Tattoo B: I seriously thought the noodley thingies were supposed to be maggots crawling on the hamburger helper guy at first.
This may help the steak cravings, Elizabeth. Plus it’s important watching for everyone…
http://www.chooseveg.com/meet-your-meat.asp
(help get rid of…)
That first one would be better as a shirt the second one is such a weird idea. Someone must be a real fat ass if they see praying hands tattoo and think “Mmmm Hamburger Helping Hand would look good like that with a macaroni necklace *drools*”
I actually have a similar steak tattoo on my belly. Who knew there were so many of us?
Why does he say “Praise the Lard” if the artwork references steak, butter and bacon, but not lard? Or is he saying those items were what turned his pauch to lard?
mmmmmm bacon banner…..
hey fat girl, do you want a chuleta?
You know I do
I guess that would be considered macarosary beads?