2010 February - Ugliest Tattoos

I’m Thinking This Should Be Our Mascot

Feb. 28, 2010

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Dick Butt 4 LIFE

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Here we have Dick Butt*—a dick with a butt that has another dick sticking out of it—tattooed onto someone’s butt. Mind? Blown. The weirdest part? This whole picture is actually just a close-up shot of an extremely well rendered tattoo on someone’s dick. Take THAT to the bank and smoke it.

_{* If you don’t know who that is, make sure you Google “Dick Butt” while you’re at work. Turn Safe Search off for best results.}

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How Tall Do I Have to Be to Punch You in the Throat?

Feb. 28, 2010

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You Must Be This Lame To Get This Tattoo

Submitted by: A friend’s Facebook Profile Photo of himself via Submission Page

Wait, I’m confused. Is this guy saying that he likes to fuck midgets? Or that he hates to fuck midgets?

I’m sorry, I mean hates to fuck little people.

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He’s Also Got the Morton Salt Girl on His Toe

Feb. 27, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - I Get It! Adam
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

The cropping on this picture is unfortunate, because what would really blow your mind is the tattoo he has on his widow’s peak. How he managed to get a full-body portrait of Anna Nicole Smith up there I’ll never know.

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Connect the Dots, La Lala Lala

Feb. 27, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - I Want to Marry Her
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Nice. This is so much better than my idea. Having a Slylock Fox puzzle tattooed on my forearm has provided me with hours of entertainment, but one of these days I’m going to figure out the answer and it’ll be useless.

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Pass THIS Through the Eye of a Needle

Feb. 26, 2010

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Jesus and Mary Magdalene: The 2nd Cumming
Submitted by: sadly, i know this person via Submission Page

I don’t really know what’s going on here. I think that’s supposed to be Jesus with a giant boner, but it could also be Zeus with a giant boner, or Dimebag Darrell with a giant boner, or Hubert Keller with a giant boner.

I’d ask that lady in the macaroni-shell necklace down by his feet, but she looks a little, um, distracted.

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Argument in Favor of Involuntary Sterilization

Feb. 26, 2010

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Moron 4 Life

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

One might think that a sufficient punishment for being a Juggalo is, well, being a Juggalo. I mean, lord knows that most people who one day find themselves surrounded by grease-painted morons swilling off-brand corn syrup would wonder what they did to deserve such a fate. And yet, sometimes it doesn’t seem like enough.

Wait, I have an idea:

There we go. Perfect.

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There’s Something Wrong With Your, Uh . . . Plumbing

Feb. 25, 2010

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Golden Shower
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

For anyone who might be wondering, here is the story in question:

Once upon a time, I made a really bad decision. The End.

This tattoo is actually a pretty faithful adaptation.

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Your Eyes Are Saying “Pure Sex,” But the Rest of Your Is Saying “I’m Insane”

Feb. 25, 2010

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Pure Sex
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Uh oh. Looks like Uncle Jim’s off his meds again. You guys go call the laser clinic; I’ll go find his favorite rainstick to calm him down.

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My Little Growing Trend

Feb. 24, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Little Friend
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I am sick and tired of seeing penis tattoos. I never thought I would find myself saying that. Not because I couldn’t fathom that one day I would find out that the world is completely overrun with flying penis tattoos, merman penis tattoos, and A-bomb penis tattoos, but because I just really love penis tattoos. That is, until they became totally passé. What will they ruin for me next? Tattoos of fleeting Internet memes? Say it isn’t so!

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Forgive My Singing Tonight, Folks. I’m a Little Horse

Feb. 24, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Horse Pianist Submitted by: Facebook via Submission Page

Looking at this tattoo is kind of like hearing a punch line without having heard the joke that preceded it. “No, no, I said ‘horse PIANIST.’” Or “He doesn’t know that one, but maybe if you hum a few bars?” Or “So then the rabbi says, ‘There’s no such thing as kosher foie gras. Hey, what happened to my bunion cream?’”

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Archive for February, 2010

I’m Thinking This Should Be Our Mascot

How Tall Do I Have to Be to Punch You in the Throat?

He’s Also Got the Morton Salt Girl on His Toe

Connect the Dots, La Lala Lala

Pass THIS Through the Eye of a Needle

Argument in Favor of Involuntary Sterilization

There’s Something Wrong With Your, Uh . . . Plumbing

Your Eyes Are Saying “Pure Sex,” But the Rest of Your Is Saying “I’m Insane”

My Little Growing Trend

Forgive My Singing Tonight, Folks. I’m a Little Horse

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