2010 JanuaryUgliest Tattoos - Funny Tattoos

You Don’t Need to Spell it Out for Us—The Monocle Says it All

Jan. 22, 2010

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You Will Never Be This Awesome Submitted by: Random pictures community on livejournal via Submission Page

I like the idea of using the power of suggestion to influence people’s opinions. “Hmm, a Tyrannosaurus Rex in formalwear with some balloons. I am on the fence about this. But then again, it does say right there that it’s awesome, so…”

Forgive me if every post on this site going forward is titled “Hilariously Funny and Worthy of Sharing on Facebook/Linking with Proper Accreditation on My Influential Blog or Major-Media-Outlet–Affiliated Website and Also I Think I Will Send Jessica Some See’s Candy.” Has a nice ring, doesn’t it?

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Funny, That’s How I Feel When I Watch His Show

Jan. 21, 2010

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Menstrual Issues Submitted by: Facebook group, “BADASS TATTOO” via Submission Page

I guess it had to happen. We’ve seen tattoos of Vanilla Ice, Billy Mays, and Zack Attack Gosselaar among a legion of other d-list pseudo-celebrities. It was only a matter of time before someone got a Jon Gosselin tattoo.

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Well That Pretty Much Says it All, Doesn’t It?

Jan. 21, 2010

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So Wise... Submitted by: lamebook.com via Submission Page

…and if you’re—ahem, your—gonna be tough, you gotta trust my buddy’s cousin to do your tattoo. Trust me man, he’s been doing this forever. Like, at least since he went to prison last summer. And now that he’s out, he’s got a sweet setup in the back of his brother’s van. He’ll do it for cheap too, man. Just give him like fifteen bucks or something, ’cause he’s saving up for one of those autoclave things.

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It Made a Better Caterpillar

Jan. 20, 2010

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As horrible as so many of these are, this is the first where I really picture the tattooist sobbing, and remembering that he has to do the job to pay little Jesse’s medical bills. “One day you’ll stop coughing, Jesse. One day.”

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What I'm Trying to Say Is That Your a Hick

Jan. 20, 2010

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Too Stupid; Didn Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Where you came from: a place where all jokes end with “get it?,” Mountain Dew is one of the four food groups, and people think you can get pregnant from dancing.

Where you’re going: to your apartment in that place.

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It’s Sucking My Will to Live!

Jan. 19, 2010

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I don’t want to know what this says about me, but Wayne’s World is one of my all-time favorite movies. I’ve seen it at least a hundred times. And I’m pretty sure that Wayne was played by Mike Myers, not Leona Helmsley.

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And Really, Do You Want Other Dudes Staring Lustily at Your Torso?

Jan. 19, 2010

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At Least It
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Good execution? Yes. Good idea? No. It’s all fun and games until Tiger Woods pops out of the bushes and tries to navel-bang you.

COMMENT WIN from Ahetma Vaakenjaab: “Mom, Dad….I want you to meet Sally. We’re getting MARRIED!”

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Gumby Jackson

Jan. 18, 2010

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After decades of indulging an addiction to plastic surgery, Michael Jackson had a pretty fucked up face. Managing to get a tattoo that makes him look even more messed up than he actually is is kind of an achievement in itself.

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Pedantic Title: There Was No Dark Blue Ghost

Jan. 18, 2010

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Cherry! Get The Cerry! Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I kind of love this tattoo. Do you think he would mind if I got my own Ms. Pac-Man version? Or would that mean that we’re married in Canada or something? Forget it.

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Han Just Likes to Watch

Jan. 17, 2010

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I would risk that this is the Nerdiest. Porn. Ever., but the last thing I want is my inbox crammed full of examples from people trying to prove me wrong.

So I’m just going to keep my mouth shut. Enjoy.

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Archive for January, 2010

You Don’t Need to Spell it Out for Us—The Monocle Says it All

Funny, That’s How I Feel When I Watch His Show

Well That Pretty Much Says it All, Doesn’t It?

It Made a Better Caterpillar

What I'm Trying to Say Is That Your a Hick

It’s Sucking My Will to Live!

And Really, Do You Want Other Dudes Staring Lustily at Your Torso?

Gumby Jackson

Pedantic Title: There Was No Dark Blue Ghost

Han Just Likes to Watch

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