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You Don’t Need to Spell it Out for Us—The Monocle Says it All

You Will Never Be This AwesomeSubmitted by: Random pictures community on livejournal via Submission Page

I like the idea of using the power of suggestion to influence people’s opinions. “Hmm, a Tyrannosaurus Rex in formalwear with some balloons. I am on the fence about this. But then again, it does say right there that it’s awesome, so…”

Forgive me if every post on this site going forward is titled “Hilariously Funny and Worthy of Sharing on Facebook/Linking with Proper Accreditation on My Influential Blog or Major-Media-Outlet–Affiliated Website and Also I Think I Will Send Jessica Some See’s Candy.” Has a nice ring, doesn’t it?

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  1. PixenKristen says:

    That’s a pictorial representation of the internet, right? :)

  2. Dist says:

    I actually think this is awesome, nice execution and nearly looks like devil dinosaur of Marvel fame. Especially in his Warren Ellis incarnation for Nextwave Agents of H.A.T.E.

  3. Eoz says:

    This is ALL KINDS of awesome!

  4. SC077 says:

    greatest tattoo of all time!

  5. Rauss says:

    Ugh, f**king dinosaurs, the new ninjas.

  6. It's me, Jeff says:

    I’m with Rauss. This will be a sad joke in like 6 months. It’s funny for like 5 seconds then the irony dies and you realize that it should have been a Dino Jesus not a Dino Gentleman. When are Lumberjacks going to be the new Dino/Ninja/Pirate/Robot/Goatse?

  7. SomeName says:

    I like it! So sweet!

  8. Sparrow says:

    Now that one is awesome.

  9. PB says:

    I love this. I really do.

  10. NickH says:

    So normally tattoos on this site are either poorly drawn, a tasteless / moronic / ill-conceived idea, a spelling or grammar fail, or all of the above. “Ugliest” is I guess a blanket term to cover the above and it works very well in that regard.

    This tattoo is non of those things. There is nothing about this which is not pure unadulterated 100% win. Get it off this site immediately and start a new site “PerfectTattoos”. Use this as the bannerhead.

  11. jamjam says:

    holy jesus that’s fooking awesome!

  12. Orannis says:

    This is certainly an awesome tatoo. I think I speak for the internet when I say, “Riveting Tale, Chap!”

  13. Alison says:

    I feel like this might be from We’re Back: A Dinosaur’s Story. Also I may be completely off since I haven’t seen that movie since I was 5.

    • Chellc says:

      Yeah this is very blatantly an attempt at saying the movie “we’re back” is awesome. which.. it was… WHEN I WAS 5… no need to have a tattoo of it though.. jesus.

  14. RainbowPoof says:

    This IS awesome! I don’t like serious tattoo; funny/random ones are much better.

  15. Andrew says:

    awesome dinosaur is awesome

  16. mAlise_teh_nova says:

    is it just me, or is this specifically a reference to the marvelously awesome webcomic Dinosaur Comics?

  17. Jess says:

    Just plain awesome.

  18. Zla'od says:

    It might be “Tyrannasaurus Reich,” a villain from the short-lived 1990′s DC series “Major Bummer.” He came from an alternate-history earth ruled by Nazi dinosaurs.

  19. luce says:

    That’s actually a pretty amazing tattoo. Serious.

  20. luce says:

    Also, I agree with the above idea of having a chzburger site for awesome and original tattoos.

  21. Dylanne says:

    That is one classy dinosaur!

  22. Kasey says:

    isn’t this from We’re Back! A Dinosaur Story?

  23. Anna Rexia says:

    What about a site with a name like VoteOnThisTattoo.com? Then we wouldn’t have any confusion over whether to vote thumbs down or thumbs up. I normally give a thumbs up to really crappy tattoos because of the name of this site, but I also give a hearty thumbs up for the well-done and cool ones. This one is all kinds of cool and I don’t think it has to do with any internet meme. If it did, it should be Philosoraptor, not a T-Rex with balloons and probably singing “Puttin’ on the Ritz.” Whatever. It’s fucking COOL.

  24. Alex West says:

    It kind of reminds me of the movie We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story. I love that movie.

  25. NO says:

    Isn’t this a reference to when Professor Screw-Eye takes the dinosaurs in We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story??

  26. V says:

    I’m not gonna lie, I have no idea what this is referencing, so I can’t see it as anything but well-done yet pointless.

  27. Glicks says:

    Yes, ‘awesome’ as everyone is commenting, because they’ve been told to?

    Another tattoo that would make a great t-shirt but some genius has scarred onto them for life.

  28. kaderade! says:

    damn it………

    Looks like im not as awesome as I had originally thought… I may have a t-rex holding a giant red balloon, but its sure as hell not wearing a tux with a monacle, nor does it say awesome…

    hmmm, jealous? yes, just a tad.

  29. Angel says:

    I gotta admit…..I think this is a pretty awesome tattoo. I love tats that make me laugh, I would totally get this.

  30. jesi says:

    i am having a hard time disagreeing with the self-proclaimed awesomeness. well… id have to say “awesome… but i wont fuck you.” poll: what are your dealbreakers? i just couldnt get down with someone with a silly dinosaur tattoo, no matter how well-executed.

    • Angel says:

      I walk out on a date once for talking shit about my tattoo artist. He also happens to be one of my best frineds. This guy was covered in crap-tastic work and had the nerve to run his mouth about my friend who has won many many awards for his work. I ended the date by showing him a picture on my cell of my friend and I on stage at a convention with a trophy for one of my pieces and the question “how many awards does your jailhouse scratch have?”

      But as far as this piece, I love it. My friends and I have a contest for who can get the most bizzare, off-the-wall, bet-you-won’t-do-it-tattoo…..I hope this guy joins.

  31. Sharon says:

    Well, I have to say I like this one, I think it’s ‘Roarsome’. It looks well executed and I think it’s a fun tattoo. So there! :D :p

  32. crapsworth says:

    RAWR!!! I’m just a bit pissed that somebody who isn’t me has that.

  33. Chris B says:

    Great tattoo!!!

    This was done by Heidi Scheck when she worked at Twisted Sol in Denver, CO. She now works at Supergenius Tattoo in Seattle. Check more of her stuff out here: http://www.myspace.com/bloodygutz

  34. K says:

    definitely t-rex from dinosaur comics. http://www.qwantz.com

  35. Wut_to_the_wut says:

    No way!!! I like it! I wouldn’t get it myself, but I still like it.

  36. Dinostar says:

    There are people who don’t like dinosaurs?

  37. Britt says:

    “We’re Back, a dinosaur story”
    Animated kids movie.
    On VHS in my closet.

    They get tricked by some circus guy and I’m PRETTY SURE that’s where this is from. It has probably been 16 years since it left my closet though.

  38. Simon says:

    like this one. banner should prob say something posher though, like Splendid

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  40. Batgirl says:

    Hahahahah I’m pretty sure I know the guy that has this… truly is awesome

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  42. MrT says:

    I really want this tattoo. I wanted it when I first saw it originally on this site, and I still want it now…


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