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Good execution? Yes. Good idea? No. It’s all fun and games until Tiger Woods pops out of the bushes and tries to navel-bang you.
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OH PLEASE FINGER MY BELLYBUTTON
So this is why Hasselhoff said he couldn’t do Baywatch anymore.
Really? Is this *really* what you want on your skin for the rest of your life?
Goatse.
Well, almost. I’m suprised nobody actually has a tattoo of Goatse, or the people here are trying to save our eyes, in wich they fail.
Um…her hole is off center. It looks like she has a thing for elephants.
Did he have the inside of his navel tattooed pink?
Her right hand looks odd.
It sort of looks like flipper. The thumb is oddly high and it looks like it has no bones.
She has hands? Strange, I didn’t notice.
Her thumb is on wrong. I tried reaching my hand around like that and you shouldn’t be able to see the thumb, and if you did, it should be at a different amount of rotation.
For a second I thought she was wearing one of those jogger iPod things on her left arm. On closer inspection I guess it’s just a good ole metal slave cuff
Yeah but slaves wear their cuffs on the right side.
at least it’s her vajaja and not her butthole. all the other navel tats are buttholes…
I think he was classing it up.
This made me shoot dr. pepper out of my nose … thanks
what happens when he grows a happy trail??
You’d think only the mind of someone who has not yet overcome puberty would come up with something like this… but judging by the rest of his body hair, sadly not.
I’m glad you mentioned the rest of his body hair, because, damn, he has some weird shit going on with his chest hair. It looks like how the hair “pills” (the way clothing does) like it does on black men, but he definitely looks white to me. Plus, his arm hair is pretty long. This confuses me much.
The tattoo itself is very well done. I’m sure he’ll get plenty of thrills when he and his buddies get shit faced, he passes out, and a friend thinks the guy’s navel is a “freebie.”
Ouch.
Or develops an umbilical hernia?
Anyone notice that the tattoo has the same nipple piercing as the guy? What would Freud say?
I don’t think Freud would say anything. He’d be stunned speechless.
That he’s presenting his anima for all the world to see! and barf about.
I’m trying to imagine the person who would be excited to se this when he took off his shirt…
I hope he got a vasectomy at the same time…no child needs to see daddy walking around the house like that.
I hope he doesn’t have children
I’m hoping to be on the beach next to him next vacation, then in no way will my kids ever want to have a tat….and it’ll be a good way of introducing them to the Birds and Bees…. and then they’ll never want to do that either!
Am I the only one wondering what’s wrong with his chest hair? Did he shave it? Does it naturally grow in a straight line across his upper chest like that? It boggles my mind, man. As far as the tat goes, it’s very well-done, but this guy has seriously limited himself to having to wear his shirt in all public watering holes (eh? EH??) for decency laws.
the tattoo artist probably shaved it like that.
Man, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when he brings a new girlfriend home and takes his shirt off for the first time. Ah, who am I kidding, she’d be a $10 prostitute and would think it’s classy.
are we thinking he lets the fluff gather in his /her hole on purpose now for ‘realism’
When he gets fat, she gets fat.
I bet he sticks his finger in that hole and smells it! ew ew ew
I just hope he has a really drunk male friend who tries to f*** the hot chick.
It is a well executed tattoo.
I love Betty Page (That IS Betty Page, right?)
However, I have never seen a tattoo that incorporates a navel/sphincter/nipple/penis/etc as part of the original image that I thought was cool. This one is strangely misplaced on the body for the sake of using the navel. If this were better placed and not making use of his belly button, I would actually like the tattoo.
Can’t be Bettie, she has very signature hairstyle, with the straight, short bangs.
But I’m guessing the artist aimed for something close to Bettie Page.
Yes, this is actually sad! It is a beautiful drawing itself, though it was wasted by terrible misplacing. EWRGH!
At least he had the decency to hang himself from a tree when he sobered up and realised what he’d done.
Mom, Dad….I want you to meet Sally. We’re getting MARRIED!
He’s going to be really popular when he’s 35 and taking his kids to the free day at the local pool…
“Mommmy, what’s that guy have drawn on him?”
You are assuming there is some women dumb enough to procreate with him.
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Yeah, there probably is.
I want to see what this guy looks like after he’s put on about 15-20 pounds of weight …
Fat aside, what happens if he manages to work up some abs? Unlikely, I know, but the possibility is there. And horrible.
What an image! Guess he’s now got a damn good excuse not to work out.
Another tribute to Marcel Duchamp, I see. Man, these douchebags really seem to love him.
it looks to me like his chest hair is tattooed on…..Ew
i am sorry but that is such a perverted tattoo It was nicely done mind you but it should never be placed on the human body
What would he have done if he had an outie?
been gay.
Good luck trying to get this tool laid
Forever frustrated…turned on by tattoo of girl but unable to have sex with a real girl because of the girl tattoo that he can’t have sex with due to placement issue. Vicious circle. Unless he CAN reach her, which would at least explain why she’s so stretched out.
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He is never going to have sex, ever.
oh i bet the ladies just love this.
” I want it so deep I feel it in my belly!!”
Stretched is right, it looks like she’s preparing to push a baby out of that thing.
Yes, the scale is all off- her vag is HUGE. His intent also very confusing as far as his sexuality goes. It doesn’t seem like he is trying to attract women, because this tattoo would put them off. Who wants to see that while having sex? On the other hand, if he was homosexual, it seems that he wouldn’t want a “sexy” (and I use the term loosely) woman tattooed on him. I don’t know, maybe I’m just way too sheltered. Any thoughts?
Heheheh…you just said “ass”
Great…now someone with an outie is going to get that tattooed.
That ain’t chest hair (or razor bumps), they’re freckles. Shoulda figured it would take a ginger kid to come up with this.
I think he’s a fucktard who will never get laid again, either way, unless beer goggles thicker than a glacier are employed.
Maybe he’s trying to attract bisexual chicks. Then they can have a threesome with his navel.
Hahaha nice one.
Freckles, forming a straight line between the nipples and going up to and on his neck, but not below the nipples?
They could take turns fisting it.
maybe he wears vixen corsets a lot?
no, no, see, that’s the thing! She only has one nether orifice, hence its size!
kind of like starfish only have one orifice, and they use it both as a mouth and an anus.
The tattoo is awesome: really good work. There’s nothing wrong with the right hand, I submit, or the positioning of its fingers. However, subtle shading and subtly defined knuckes would help orient the viewer to the placement of the fingers. The problem with trying to add simple detail to hands, unfortunately, is that it must be minimal and very selective if you are not to leave the hands looking aged, manninsh, or dirty. This artist took a safe approach but his approach yielded a clean-lined tattoo.