Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I love breakfast more than anything else in the world, so I can hardly fault someone for getting it tattooed right on top of his head. But if you’re going to bother with the fork, why not go all the way and include all the elements of a balanced breakfast? Like a glass of O.J., a plate of sourdough toast, a side of bacon, and a six-pack of Miller High Life.
What? You wouldn’t want to drink anything heavier. It’s breakfast.
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There is bacon on there, but they appear to have substituted the hashbrowns with a side of brains.
Well I suppose the ‘yolks’ on him!
And yes I did waste this comment space with that awful joke but as far as I’m concerned, it’s not the worst thing on this page!! 
The plate appears to be sunk into the top of his skull. See the cracks and chips just outside the edge of the plate? Therefore the hashbrowns might actually *be* brains.
I’m guessing he figured he can grow his hair back and hide it should he want/need to become a valid and worthwhile member of the community…
Gonna be one helluva conversation starter when he’s in a senior’s rest home, bald with nowhere to hide!
Not when you’re asleep, obviously.
This what happens when you work at the Waffle House for too long.
I think this is a Brit, since their “full breakfast” always includes beans and (blech) black pudding ..
Not always black pudding, but yes definitely beans! I don’t see black pudding on this tat though….
Oi, mate. I’m not a Brit. I reside me self in the colonies. God Save the Queen!
Are you sure it’s a tattoo? Maybe it’s just what that guy has for brains.
Yeah, this is apparently his brain on drugs all right …
His brain is fried.
I love eggs. From my head down to my legs.
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
And, if those ARE brains, then the traditional way to have the eggs is scrambled, not fried.
Okay, I’ve seen at least three different guys with plates of fried eggs and bacon tattooed on the tops of their heads. There must be some in-joke here that we’re all missing.
Seriously?! I wonder if it’s a fraternity joke somewhere…
All tattoos hurt. Speaking from experience, anything over bare bone hurts more. On the other hand, yy most painful so far has been my inner forearms, which aren’t at all bony, so I can’t say. I’ll have to ask a friend with a tattoo on his head about his experience.
I also have tattoos on my arms and whereas they were uncomfortable (low pain tolerance) I couldn’t really say they hurt.
But thanks for the explanation
To each their own I guess,if they can take the pain and we have something to smile about on here,it’s all good.
This is quite vague, but I do remember this guy being in the (british) newspapers for having this done. I think he just let the tattoo artist do what he wanted, but I can’t remember why. But yeah, he is English.
Just so you know, a Full English (and it IS called a Full English, not a ‘full breakfast’) consists of any of the following: sausages, bacon, black pudding, scrambled eggs, fried eggs, plum tomatoes, beans, hash browns, white pudding, toast, chips, gammon and mushrooms (usually about 5-6 of these items). People can put both ketchup and brown sauce on it, and you HAVE to drink tea. No orange juice for us.
Black pudding is the most delicious thing in the world. I wish you could get it in the US.
No – He’s an American tattoo artist . . The man who did this tattoo is a world renowned artist, who only works on a very select clientele. He was based out of Salem Oregon some years back, but may have retired by now . .
I’m internet-friends with this guy’s wife. He’s from Austin TX and plays bass. I’m pretty sure the only parts of him that are not completely filled in with tattoos are his face and possibly the bottoms of his feet.
You when the Prize! I’m from Austin! Who Knew?
…And this is your brain on drugs…
I was thinking more along the lines of “food on the brain.”
his wife is the penis necklace woman! they are awesome. he’s a cook! duh.
This tattoo is by dave lum and its from the 70′s out of seattle i believe… someone scanned this from a taaschen book.
The 70′s? I wasn’t even old enough to get tattooed in the 70′s. Try again.
This piece was done by Dave Lum. I have work by Dave on my legs, and he is a truly amazing artist. he is famous for this, and the necklace of 100 severed penis’ done as a piece on a female tattoo artist.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/headovmetal/sets/72157602746248922/
Here’s his flickr site
I think I’m going to be sick, and even if I am, it’ll still look better than that tattoo.
Hannibal Lector’s favorite!
This guys head is the artwork for a cd set I have called Lords of Oi
I was there when Vic got this Tattoo!!!!!
Yo Vic how are you and your wife??
This is Kayle one of the guy’s that used to come from Odessa TX to get tattoo’s….