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We Can’t Be Stopped Now, ‘Cause it’s Bad Decisions for Life

Jan. 31, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Bad INK for LifeSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Look, I’m as big a Martin Lawrence fan as anyone, but Bad Boys was simply not the masterwork that Big Momma’s House 2 was. In fact, even ”College Road Trip For Life” would be more likely to grace my arm. I think this guy’s just sucking up to Michael Bay, hoping for a role in his next movie. I can’t think of any other reason for it.

Wait, did you guys hear something? It sounded like somebody rolling in his grave. Somebody big. I wonder who it could be… Click to see more… »

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A Waste of a Perfect Canvas

Jan. 31, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Take My "Breathe" Away?Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Well, with the asymmetry, misspelling, and general look of infectedness, this tattoo is breathtaking (er, breathetaking?), so I guess I can say I’ve lived. It’s just too bad that it took my last breath.

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Curiouser and Curiouser

Jan. 30, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - One Too Many Tumbles?Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Funny, I don’t recall any adaptations of Alice in Wonderland where Alice was played by Brooke Hogan.

Do you, Hulk?

Funny Tattoos: Does holding responsibility for a kid having a hole in his skull count as a heel turn?
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I think that’s a “no.”

Here’s a riddle for you: Why is the entire Hogan family like a writing desk? Answer after the jump.

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But Don’t Worry, God Hates This Too

Jan. 30, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Only God CAN But Everyone Else WILLSubmitted by: www.hyves.nl a Dutch networksite via Submission Page

I don’t know. If you get a tattoo of Debra Messing with her legs chopped off, you should probably expect some judgment raining down from Will & Grace fans as well.

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Quack

Jan. 29, 2010

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Funny Tattoos: I guess this is better than my clay shooting tattooInk Spotter: Anonymous

Uh oh. An overpopulation of eight-bit birds. Don’t worry, I know just the guy to call…

Funny Tattoos - Nintendo GunsSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

PS: I think I know someone that these two should meet.

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The Birds and the Bees and, uh, These

Jan. 29, 2010

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Vagina NeckSubmitted by: i know this guy via Submission Page

Hmm. I guess a tattoo of a chrysalis isn’t the worst thing we’ve seen around here. I suppose that hole in the middle is where the butterfly broke out before fluttering away. But it’s kind of weird looking, isn’t it? Must be some strange species of butterfly…

Funny Tattoos: Get the RaidSubmitted by: Lifetime Tattoos, Eugene Oregon via Submission Page

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Teens. Give Them an Inch and They’ll Take Your Self-Respect

Jan. 28, 2010

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I’m trying to imagine how I would feel if, when I was a tween, I had somehow convinced my mom to get a tramp stamp of a radio DJ so that I could go see some flash-in-the pan teen idol lip sync on stage. I have enough guilt about things that my mom sacrificed for me in the standard course of motherhood, like quiet time to herself and illegal drag racing.

Had it been me though, it probably would have been a tramp stamp of Casey Kasem and tickets to a Grass Roots reunion show. I was a weird kid.

Via the amazing dlisted.

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I’d Rather Have a Levi Johnston Tattoo

Jan. 28, 2010

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I Approve This Ugly Tattoo.
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While I approve of the sentiment, I think that when you give moronic attention whores exactly the spotlight they desire, the terrorists win. And once they inevitably fade into oblivion, you’re the one stuck with the reminder that they ever existed. Trust me. None of the kids these days have any idea what my “Ross Perot? Hell No!” tattoo even means. I don’t even want to talk about the one that says “Alan Keyes? Bitch PLEASE.”

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Where Are the Eggs? No, Wait—I Don’t Want to Know

Jan. 28, 2010

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Buttered ToastSubmitted by: Mutiny Tattoo & Body Modification via Submission Page

I once dated a guy with a tattoo like this. All the time it was “Baby, how about you butter my toast?” Or “Are you ready for a balanced breakfast?”Or “Today I’m going to take twelve hits of acid and then get a tattoo of whatever pops into my mind while watching reruns of The Wuzzles. I mean, if that Butterbear dude can be half butterfly and half bear, then I can get a tattoo that’s half angel and half toast, right man? Buttertoastbear. Or Archangel GabRYE-L. Something.”

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This is Avatarded

Jan. 27, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Maybe I DO Need to Go See This Movie
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Since there’s no movie theater in my town that serves Jim Beam with a twist of NoDoz, I have yet to see Avatar. So I can’t comment on exactly how stupid it is to get an Avatar tattoo.

Wait, actually I believe there’s a formula for that. Let’s see, I think you take the number of main characters that are blue aliens (4, according to Wikipedia), multiply that by the take at the box office (about $1.8 billion), and then divide the total by James Cameron’s ability to write dialogue on a scale of 10, for which we have to use a value we’ll call “a number approaching zero” to indicate that, while he can write words on a sheet of paper (and therefore does not qualify for a zero), there is no bottom limit to how bad those words can be.

Divide any value by another that is constantly approaching zero, and you get infinity. So this tattoo is infinity stupid. I think that’s a record!

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