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Sigh[ed Boob]

Side Bewb Love
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Another bad grammar tattoo. Honey, you don’t have “less than three” boobs. You have fewer than three.

Now, before you get all up in my shit about how I’m an idiot who doesn’t understand Internet speak: I’M JOKING. So cool your jets and enjoy the sideboob. After all, it’s Christmas.

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  1. urlax says:

    It’s a nice boob, that is..

    Merry Christmas!

  2. rowley says:

    hmm. you’d think she’d have chosen a font that made a heart a bit better.

    • Malisyn says:

      My guess is that it was less obvious on purpose. My tattoo artist told me once that the worse the tattoo looks, the more thought they usually put into it. I’m not saying he’s the authority or anything, but he has been tattooing for over 15 years, so I’ll take his word.

    • enamy says:

      i have the same tattoo and i chose a font that looked as much like a heart as possible. the way this (doesn’t) come together would drive me crazy.

    • pbean says:

      she obviously didn’t want a heard, but a “<3"

  3. Chris says:

    Nice boob non the less!

  4. jesus Christ says:

    you’re dumb. the tattoo is for a youtube show called “equals three”.
    the symbol for the show is <3. I bless you all

  5. d says:

    “Nice boob non the less!”
    You’re eleven, aren’t you?

  6. Johanna in exile says:

    her other boob says “pwnd!1″

  7. What the hell means “<3" anyway? I think i´m not spending enough time on the internet nowadays…

  8. Walter says:

    Obviously photoshopped.

  9. BishopvilleRed says:

    Heart my ass!

    Why wold someone want a mouse head aiming toward her nipple?

  10. saylo says:

    It’s neither a heart or a mouse. It’s an asscone (a tiny ass in an icecream cone). In swedish it’s called rumpstrut.

  11. kwily says:

    i like it!

  12. ggreds says:

    this does say “less than 3″…

  13. Tony Grands says:

    What kind of guy tattoos side moob?

  14. leanna says:

    How he tattoo such perfect lines on a squishy boob! kind of amazing

  15. BioRocks says:

    This tattoo will age poorly!

  16. Kevin B says:

    I think an extra nipple tattoed on the side of her boob might have looked nice.

  17. Wtfpwn says:

    damn shes got a nice rack! <3 indeed… <3 indeed

  18. J says:

    when her breast sags it’ll really look like a heart then

  19. Verv says:

    Why does the nice lady have a tattoo of a buttocks wearing a party hat on her breast?

    Or..testicles, maybe? That makes even less sense!

  20. Guy Incognito says:

    When I saw that tattoo, I thought it said 23, but the 2 was crooked, and then she got lazy and never got the top half of it.

  21. r0b3rt says:

    I’m scratching my head at whether she just meant to show a heart, or if she actually aimed for the meaning of “fewer than three” that the author pointed at, to give it a double meaning.

    It would actually be quite clever if that was the case.

  22. elizabeth says:

    someday that will actually look like a heart that’s facing the right direction. good planning?

  23. LesbianLady says:

    Not to bad. There are worse out there.

  24. anony mouse says:

    Aww, her double scoop ice-cream cone fell over :(

  25. jamie says:

    All I can wonder about is how thats going to look when she’s 78. :/

  26. Bleh says:

    I was just looking at it to see if it looks fake (not that I would really know if it was), but if you ask me, it looks like sharpie.

  27. Sam says:

    Your grammar skills are awesome. Thank you for your demonstration of “fewer” vs “less than” rule.

  28. pbean says:

    Oh and how would you write “fewer than three”? Oh right, <3 MEANS fewer than three, not less than three!

  29. riin says:

    you should see the tat on the other side.

  30. Livvy says:

    I am laughing my ass off imagining what that is going to look like when she’s 60!

  31. meow says:

    sooooooooooo yah awesome one of my friends just found this and linked it to me…hi thats my boobs awesome hahaha

    and btw i got it cuz i game alot and use “<3" alot just cuz its cute and i like it soooooo yah it suits me, also i dont care what it looks like when i'm 60 or older, srsly? who gives a fuck about what they look when there all old as shit, you're gonna be ugly anywayz! haha

    i <3 tattoos

  32. meow says:

    yah anywayz, hi thats my boob my friend found it on this site sooooooo awesome rofl

    and btw i got it becuz i type “<3" all the time, texts, instant message, in game chat ya know its awesome

    i <3 tattoos

    <3 <3 <3

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  34. zzz says:

    stupids, there r sizes of boobs. 0 i flat, 1 is almost flat, 2 is okay, 3 is bigger etc. she meant her size is smaller than 3

  35. Mike says:

    That is one mighty magnificent boob !


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