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Oh, don’t act so shocked (heh). It’s not like this is the first time you’ve heard of “the shocker.” I mean, it goes back to ancient times.
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Like, back to around Zero, B.C., actually.
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This just shows why I hate most people!
If dude 1 turns up on a date, run like hell.
In the first picture, why is the substance BLUE on the first two fingers? Does that have anything to do with maxi pad commercials when they pour blue fluid on the pad to show the absorbency?
Aliens need love too….
Probably. He’s most likely vastly undereducated when it comes to female anatomy.
probably the only way they could show creamy white and not have it disappear in a few years…
Creamy white. WTF are YOU talking about?
gawd as soon as i re-read what i posted, i thought that was TMI…sorry guys! =0(
Really, dude. If it looks like that, run away as fast as you can. Cottage cheese, anyone? And what’s with the pinkie finger? Does the halo mean it’s holy shit? Are both tattoos on the same guy?
Girls, if your guy sticks it THERE and it comes out creamy white? Go to a doctor, please. And also, don’t date guys with shocker tatts.
no, its suppose to be a different color, but to make it look more “vibrant” he made it blue
Who has blue goo in their cooch?
is that haiku?
LMFAO…
Who has blue goo in her cooch?
Smurfette.
LOL that sounds like a sentence you use to teach people how to say the “oo” sound. XD
The most shocking thing about is that Dude 1 and his “artist” are so sexually inexperienced that they think blue is the right color for the first two fingers — Where have they been? A slushy? A little boys birthday cake? Switching a pile of freshly-washed new jeans to the dryer?
I don’t get it.. How are Jesus and “the shocker” related?
That’s how he healed the cripples.
That’s right. Modern science has confirmed that the cure for leprosy is actually two in the fuckhole and one in the muckhole.
well I’ll be damned!
You’ve read the Gospels, have you?
They aren’t related! They are the most diametrically oppposed concepts imaginable. Ever. When blasphemy is so OTT like this, it’s actually kind of fascinating. Strange as it may sound, demonic influence in tattoo form is a comfort as it reaffirms the corresponding reality of divine influence elsewhere in our lives.
Are we even certain that’s Jesus or is that Vlad the Impaler trying to sneak under the radar using a crown of thorns instead of gold/rubies to get away from crazy, stake-wielding neighbors?
This website never ceases to amaze me. I mean how f-ing stupid can a scratcher and scratchee get. Enjoy the rest of your life working third shift at the local stop and rob. Because that will be the only job you will ever get. Not to mention dying a virgin.
How comes you think these were done by a scratcher? The second one at least looks like it is in a studio. I have seen worse done by so called ‘professional’ tattoists.
You forgot telemarketing, and living off a scammed disability claim. That’s a career, right?
I would never bang either of these two geniuses either and I actually enjoy the pinkie in my bottom from time to time.
Ok, where do I begin?
I *think* the blue on the two fingers is supposed to represent shine (like in cartoons when people black hair with blue streaks), but yeah, it didn’t come out well. I second the opinion that it just looks like icing.
Secondly, I hate Hate HATE the delusion that any sort of anal play = shit everywhere. Unless you’re on the verge of taking a dump, or have some *serious* lack-of-fiber issues, the shocker should not lead to a shitty finger. Shit does just “hang out” in the rectum, but all the way up in the colon. In other words, this dude’s got some long fucking fingers. I know I’ll get slammed for reading too far into this, but it had to be said
Finally, why does Jesus look like a playing card King?
I would so not screw EITHER of these guys.
And THAT’S saying a lot! lol!
The long lost answer to the question, “What Would Jesus Never Ever Do?” could either be exemplified by getting these tattoos, or what they portray.
I like how the pinkie finger in the top tattoo is wearing a little halo to remind us of the shocker’s religious origins in Zero, B.C. It’s important to remember the reason for the season.
Except 0 BC, firstly isn’t a year at all as the year 1 BC was followed by the year 1 AD, and secondly Jesus was around 5 (according to the bible) when the calendars would have gona from BC to AD; are you implying Jesus Christ was 5 when he invented ‘the shocker’? Not that it would suprise me, the dirty bastard
To quote the late great Marc Bolan, “If you can rock ‘em, you don’t need to shock ‘em.”
Well, it’s hardly a shocker if you warn them in advance, is it?
Zing! Winning comment.
Yeah. What he said!
People who get these kinds of tats are so weird…Why would you want to broadcast that? ewww yuck..Kind of reminds me of those guys that drive a big truck to make up for their inadequacies or “short” comings…*snort*
Out of all the horrible “zombie” Jesus’ depictions we have seen on this site, I agree that I like the style of Jesus. This tattoo on the other hand, I could have lived my whole life without seeing and been perfectly happy.
Oh so classy.
Do not share a bag of chips with either of these icky-sticky dudes.
agreed!
Can anyone say “PURELL”. Actually not even a truck load of the stuff would convince me to get near these two!!!
The real question is if some unfortunate woman actually has sex (read drunk/high) and gets pregnant by one of these men with a daughter, how would they explain it when the girl was about six? “You see, Daddy likes surprising people by shoving fingers in their butt and their vag at the same time.” *Girl runs away screaming and becomes celebiate*
Well if they had a daughter it would be a good way to stop em screwing around
I really like Jesus’ mustache! The first one just makes me queasy.
I agree that the work itself is amazing. Keeping that many lines flowing well together takes a skilled ink slinger. Sure, Jesus looks really baked, but I’m sure that having The Big Guy as your father, you can ask him to create THE best green stuff ever, just for you.
These make me sad
It all makes sense when you realize he’s dating Smurfette.
I thought surely, SURELY, someone is gonna go there…no?? OK then, I will. Only to get to the very last comment and see that you beat me to it. LOL
Made my day finding this. The top is my boyfriends tattoo, the Jesus shocker is not on him. Obviously the tattoo is fucking ridiculous, but if you knew him it would make sense! Funny dude….
hahaha i love this shit
im dude number one and its a joke , yes i have a good job , no im not a freak or a virgin , um clearly we all know that blue is not the correct color , but really its the fuckin shocker , and i have others that match that one yall need to lighten up .. if you actually look at the tattoo you will see its really good work , the artist is amazing and one of my good friends , also that tat was done in one of the nicest studios i have ever seen lmao but keep hating , cause and publicity is good .. oh and i have an education .. but thanks for the concern
It makes me seriously concern about any hope of salvation for the US.
i believe the term is, ‘two in the coot, one in the boot’.
This doesn’t look enough like the face of Jesus to really offend anyone. It looks more like one of those faces from the Bicycle playing-card deck (the hair) and then some other influences I can’t quite identify.
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okey, lets help you all with answering some questions on my pinkstink jesus, its ofc a joke. and its made in studio, the guy, Joel who did this one, had just started tattooing, so i let him try out on me and we come up with this awesome idea.. He just looks awesome, and the idea is ofc that jesus himself ofc enjoyed sex like all of us do.. And i dont bellive in him, but if I did, i atleast would realize that he lived he’s life, If he could walk on water.. ya, you see where all this is going
Fill di splif wi kaya, and lets get higha.
Peace/ dude #2