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What in the horse-puckey hell is this?! Is this woman issuing some sort of challenge? “Go ahead. Say my tattoo looks like shit. I dare you.”
You know what, lady? I think it’s LOVELY. It’s the most beautiful tattoo of a steaming pile of shit I’ve ever seen. Congratulations.
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Well, I guess doggie style sex is out of the question now
Maybe she’s a fan of anal.
i’m guessing that a “Hot Carl” could be in the make’n
houston we have a dumbass…
Dumbest. Tattoo. Ever.
Repeat. Dumbest. Tattoo. Ever.
When I first looked at that I thought “what is so bad about a bee hive??” Then it hit me and I gasped so hard I choked on my cereal. Why on earth ….. no…..just awful…..I am speechless.
I thought it was a beehive too! I still thought it was stupid, but I thought the SAME thing. Then I got it. And I lost my faith in intelligent womanhood.
Third on this one. I thought it was strange but rather lovely to have a beehive tat. Before my brain caught up with my eyes that is.
This begs for a new term…
Denver Dumpster: The act of deficating on someone’s back while ejaculating on their ass.
Why Denver? Or do I not want to know?
Totally Awefull !!!
Looks like marker to me… hmmm…
i know there is a diff. between permanent ink & sharpie, but still, does it really matter if it IS just marker?!? BAH
Not in this case, but there inevitably will be someone question whether a tattoo is real or Sharpie, or ‘shopped. It’s much harder to tell with this one, having been taking in a bathroom, using a mobile phone with poor resolution and no flash, and then quality further reduced via jpeg format. Personally, I think it’s real, which in no way decreases the WTF factor.
Yea, it looks pretty real to me too.
It looks like henna, all shades of brown.
Maybe…maybe she asked for something else, and the tattoo artist hated her for some reason? Oh, please? Please…let someone not have gotten that on purpose…
This was covered on the radio…apparently her boyfriend was a tattoo artist and he found out she was cheating w his best friend…SOOO he kindly offered to give her a pretty tat…pretty crappy, actually!!
What’s worse is that she looks like a fairly attractive person…why on earth would she go and do THAT to herself?!
That is totally what I was thinking.
Why would an UGLY girl do that to herself, either? It doesn’t make sense from either perspective.
Its got the “stink lines” and everything!!!
I have no doubt she thought she was making an important “statement” when she got this.
Damn.. that sucks. I almost feel bad for her, like she lost a bet or something.
What kind of bet could someone possibly lose where they would actually get a thirty centimeter tattoo of a turd on their back? i mean, it would have to be something pretty damn important, like life of death, losing a card game is just not going to cut it.
“Oh dear, haha, I lost, I better go get a tat of a giant crap inked irreversibly onto my body then, oh well, what laughs!”
Mind you, I don’t have any better rationales for that, all I can think of when I see that thing (other than supressing the rising tide of vomit in my throat) is WHY?
This one has got to be the worst. I can think of any reason what so ever that would make someone get this tattooed on their back or anywhere else for that matter. She looks like a pretty girl too.
I’m hoping that she lost a bet, but even if I lost a bet I still wouldn’t do this.
I can’t help but notice how people tend to leave angry comments when overweight/not-so-cute girls get stupid tattoos–like how DARE they draw attention to their already unattractive bodies? But when a skinny/pretty girl gets a stupid tattoo, they act like it’s a shame and kind of sad, like they want to protect her. I promise you that this girl was no more or less a victim of her own bad ideas than your average stretch mark-striped tatooee.
Quoted For Truth.
“What’s worse is that she looks like a fairly attractive person…why on earth would she go and do THAT to herself?!”
I for one don’t see her face, so I don’t know how attractive she is. Skinny =/= attractive all the time.
well some people do find skinny people attractive, must they be crucified by angry anons for commenting on it?
the only problem i see here is a woman with poo drawn on her back.
I do think she seems to have a perfectly nice body from what I can see of it (which, let’s be honest, is very little) but, well, to be honest, I wouldn’t call her skinny, just average, so why does her weight even have to come into the equation at all? I’m kind of more concerned with the fact that she’s got a giant steaming pile of crap on her back, and I think that, whatever size or shape she was, that would remain my main concern. I think that, when people have a lot of other tats or look like they’re trying to work a certain let’s call it “alternative” look then people are less likely to comment on them ruining their overall appearance by inking excretions or the like all over themselves, not really if they’re one size or the other.
*pointing* Yeah. That. What she said.
Seconded.
+1
OK, I’ll take the bait. It seems that, generally, the less attractive women are attempting a sassy/irreverent enhancement while something like this seems very pointless. I hope that’s the reason for what you’ve noticed. In other words, if this tat were on an unattractive woman the comments would be more or less the same minus the “aw, and she’s pretty, too” portion.
I agree! And to all these people saying “And she looks pretty, too”, what you mean is “And she is thin” because you can’t see anything but a slight profile of the area between her eyes and her upper lip. How can you judge someone’s physical attractiveness based on the upper half of their rear torso (which is covered in a tattoo of steamin poo) and a 3 inch portion of their face? “Thin” does not equal attractive and “Overweight” does not equal unattractive.
“How can you judge someone’s physical attractiveness based on the upper half of their rear torso (which is covered in a tattoo of steamin poo) and a 3 inch portion of their face?”
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This is a question that, in a perfect world, wouldn’t have to be asked. But I’m glad that, since it had to be asked, someone stood up and asked it.
i don’t care– ugly & stupid are ugly & stupid regardless–
Agreed, Cheryl!!!
This one looks like it might be marker, not tattoo. Still, maybe it’s a weird candle? And those are moths to the flame???? …meh…can’t blame me for tryin’. Gawd awful!
I like the way she thoughtfully left room for a tramp stamp, to be tattooed later!
Maybe the tramp stamp will be of a boot as a way of honouring the ‘shit-kicking’ she’ll get from her parents when they see what she’s done?!
i think its fake :/ not clear enough to determine it for sure but especially the fact there is no bra strap. which means she just got it done, which in turn means it should be red/irritated/inflammed/shiny and it is none of the above. lets all hope its a fake!
not everyone wears a bra all the time…
and i would take mine off if i was going to be showing off my back tattoo. not that i’m sure why she feels the need to show this off though.
Except not all women feel the need to wear a bra all of the time…
or maybe she doesn’t like to wear a bra.
I sure HOPE it’s fake though… My heart died a little when I saw this.
Foul! Not a tattoo- marker.
I think it’s supposed to be moths around a flame, but wow…
I heard Korea has some sort of fascination with poop. They have a poop theme park and such. Maybe she’s Korean, and at home this is a real nice tat. On the other hand, maybe she’s Korean, and at home it still sucks.
They have poo themed restaurants http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2007/11/restaurant-serv.html
It’s kind of funny in a really gross unappetizing way.
OH and it’s Japan not Korea.
I think….
Nope. She’s Polish. Nasza-klasa – the site this picture comes from – is a Polish Facebook wannabe site.
maybe she was tired of boys calling her pretty, and didn’t like the attention?? im sure shell miss the good attention when boys start calling her a shitty fuck
dumbest shit ever lol
off Crap
This doesn’t even look real. It looks like pen to me.
I thought graphic tattoos of genitalia were the worst. I was wrong. This mess is the absolutely the worst ever. Backless dresses, swim suits, good jobs requiring changing clothes in a dressing room; all out of the question for this woman. What a nutcase.
Even better….wait until she’s 80 and living in a Nursing Home. THAT will be a real conversation starter during Activities.
Sad.
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/12/16/funny-tattoos-shitty-tattoo/comment-page-1/#comment-11173
She’s waiting for the other girl to get there with the cup.
maybe she thinks she’s the s**t?!?
are this flys or butterflys?
Maybe in the future, she could make the stink lines look like grass, and add a cone so it looks like an ice cream cone in a meadow, surrounded by butterflies. It would be weird, but an improvement.
But why does the poo look like it’s got a flame at the top? What’s the theme here? “Like shit attracts flies”? “Like moths to a flame”? I don’t get it.
How appropriate that she had the pic taken in a bathroom??
It’s shit? I thought it was chocolate soft-serve surrounded by butterflies.
This gal has both exposed ribs AND love-handles. By the logic of this blog’s usual peanut gallery, that means SHE’S OBESE! No wonder she has a tattoo of shit, ugly fatty.
Also, I’m skeptical of all these really blurry, oddly-angled full-back “tattoo” pictures. I think one of her friends was all “OMG wouldn’t it be funny if McKayla got a tattoo of a pile of poop? *photoshop photoshop*”
Why? Just… Dear gods WHY?
Hmmm.. not sure if this is what she was going for.. guess I’m trying REALLY hard to give her the benefit of the doubt, but could she be trying to illustrate the saying ” You attract more flies with honey than with S#@t. I know.. I’m reaching.. can’t think of ONE good reason to have the pile permanently added to your body.. especially THAT big.
Tattoos represent yourself.. That’s right she’s a pile of shit
That’s Sharpie marker! How fake!
You can’t see her face very well, but there’s a tattoo’d reenactment of her latest Dirty Sanchez on her lip.
So clearly this tat is making a statement. This girl honestly believes her ‘shit don’t stink.’ Not only is she stuck up, but she is a liar too.
I actually kind of like it.
xD
I mean, I would never get it,
but at least it’s done well.
She’s not skinny – she has muffin tops. She’s also wearing a white hipster belt and what looks like an American Apparel girly tee, so she’s probably your average ugly stuck-up hipster b*tch who listens to Grizzly Bear and thinks having a fake tattoo of a steaming pile on her back makes her “edgy”.
Bleh, I hope you’re using the word skinny as in “slightly underweight” or “emaciated” and not as a synonym for “normal weight” like it’s used nowadays. Many women would have “muffin top” if they were wearing pants that were too tight.
I think this is a fail tattoo of epic proportions. Have a look at the picture on this website and tell me this tat isn’t supposed to be a flame on top of some zen-ish pebbles….
http://www.ammerlaan.demon.nl/counaanpak.htm
I agree; that or a melting candle. It doesn’t keep it from LOOKING like a pile of shit, but I don’t know if the intention was for it to be that way. I don’t know if that makes it better or worse, actually. Better, because she isn’t as MUCH of a dumbass; worse, because she got the pile of shit anyways.
That is one ‘shit’ tattoo. There I’ve said it!!;)
This is so sad. I hope this is just a fake.
THE SHIT!!
My theory is that this tattoo is a proactive defense against anal intrusion… not only is the image of a gigantic steaming pile a bit of a mood dampener, but it can’t help but emphasize through illustration the possibilities inherent in where a partner might be trying to go.
maybe this is her way of letting everyone know she’s “the shit”! tee hee.
Why do so many tattoos of shit make it look like the top of a soft-serve ice cream cone with flies around it?
Thanks for that link, anony mouse. I wonder if it’s supposed to have a double meaning or perhaps she thinks zen is a load of shit?
I have no idea. I would LOVE to hear her own interpretation of the tattoo.
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She cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend. Being a tattoo artist, his revenge was this tattoo. She thought she was getting a scene from Narnia, (and she was drunk). Oh snap!
um.. no.. That definitely didn’t happen. Why would the story come out 2 years later?
I heard this story on the radio the other day, she is a big Narnia fan. She cheated, he plotted revenge. Beauty!!
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