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Not sure what to do with all those leftovers from your Thanksgiving dolphin? Well here you go.
What, you don’t eat dolphin on Thanksgiving? Why do you hate America?
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If This Tat Could Talk
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I totally missed the dolphins. I like to say this tattoo makes more sense now but it still doesn’t.
Just imagine the charming gent that is drawn on.
I can almost guarantee that on seeing those initials, those of us in the UK will nearly all automatically think “Dave Lee Travis” A.K.K “The Hairy Cornflake”.
Yep, British. Yep, went straight to Dave Lee Travis. Which would be a much better tattoo anyway.
I bet he wins over women with that one.
I’ll bet his hand looks like a ‘flipper’, and he has way too much angst.
flipper hands make for better masturbation…
At first, I have to admit, I didn’t understand this tattoo, but then I realised… he’s an idiot. It all made sense then!
Realizing that the tattoo owner is an idiot helps explain most of the “art” on this site, methinks.
I like it. It says “I’m a wanker” so succinctly!
Who eats an olive with their D.L.T.?!?!?!?
olives are chic
For being a scabby new tattoo, it sure looks faded and old. Not only is this person a idiot for the subject matter of this tattoo, they are an idiot for not taking care of their new ugly tattoo. At least it ensures that it will look like an old crappy tasteless (ha ha) tattoo from day one.
PS how do you have an DLT with no tomato?
Oi you crazy Amerryqueen slags….. This is my tattoo and i have worse ones than this. I thought long and hard about getting this done as the image means so much to me, i had to get it done by my favourite artist, my 5 year old son. Stop abusing me and get your fat arses down the gym!
Right, one of the above posts (FatSam or Wes) has to be lying because FatSam claims it’s his tattoo and the image was drawn by his ’5yr old son’ (if that’s true then fair play to you, as a Mum I totally understand why you might do it) though I’m not sure I would open myself up to ridicule by stating I had worse ones, but then Wes claims it’s his mates tattoo and it is the work of a ‘famous artist’. Unless FatSam’s 5 yr old son is a famous artist either, one of them is lying or, they posted their remarks to try and look funny/clever or, more than one person has this tattoo and that would be one HELL of a coincidence!. Which is it guys?
yessss sam get in fucking love it!!!
Dear Wes,
This site is hilarious. Your reply is hilarious. How fucked up were you when you wrote that? Dude, from your level of defensiveness, I’m guessing you’re featured here somewhere. Serious question: Are you hilarious? I’m going through this site page by page, and guess what, I don’t have a crappy life! Rainbow-vomiting clowns, dynamite-strapped-to-your-waist tattoos! Hilarious! I mean, you have to be impressed by a tattoo of a steaming pile of shit with butterflies. Quite demented.
Yours truly,
Gerry
are you series ???? hahahahaha??? me tooo !!!!
This tattoo is as great as a B.LT. from McDees !!!