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Funny Tattoos - CLICK to learn more about fonts! it's fun, i swear!Ink Spotter: Amy

It’s a good thing this person doesn’t less than three a font with a longer name (personally, I’ve always been a fan of Century Gothic), because even Helvetica here is on the verge of a bad break. Nothing ruins a good tramp stamp like a widow in your ass crack.

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  1. CindyB says:

    Fontastic!

  2. tina says:

    hehe I’m almost positive that this guy is just a proud resident of Switzerland (or,confoederatio helvetica) and choose that font just for pun :)

  3. Eliza says:

    I’m a big fan of typography, loved your assessment!

  4. Phingerspex says:

    The funniest thing is that isn’t even Helvetica. The top of the t in Helvetica doesn’t have a slope on it, and the a has a much longer tail. That looks like Arial. Oops!

    • Phingerspex says:

      After much poring over font samples, I’m forced to conclude that in fact this is Helvetica. The short tail on the “a” is a feature of the bold style, and the slope on the “t” is either a skin stretching or photographic artifact.
      Mea culpa.

  5. Zinthek says:

    Century gothic is just an avant garde/futura rip-off.

  6. jennie Stanlan says:

    This is really cool. Aint lying. At lest it’s original…. and humorous

  7. Tim says:

    Helvetica is a reference to Switzerland. (CH) is the abbreviation for Confoederatio Helvetica. Jeez, people- the font was named after the country, not the other way around. By the way, did you know that President John F. Kennedy was named after a NASA space facility? Who knew?

  8. JQ says:

    Although I’m not a fan of tramp stamps, I really like this tattoo.

  9. Kit says:

    I would have sex with this person. I don’t care who, what, or where s/he is. On the table, over the chair, whatever. NOW.

  10. sam says:

    Century Gothic is the only font for me!

  11. Joker says:

    But that’s awesome. :B
    I wouldn’t get a tattoo like that but I seriously have to say that this is awesome.

  12. anony mouse says:

    Typography FTW! /ac
    I’m just waiting for the first tat to be done in Comic Sans. That truly would be ugly!

  13. shannon says:

    As a freelance designer with a penchant for typography, part of me truly appreciates this tattoo and finds it funny and well-done. But then the sane, logical person in me steps in and asks, “Why?”

    And I agree with @anony mouse in that a comic sans tat would be both hilarious and hideous.

  14. thiscopisanidiot says:

    this is a dude.

  15. Carlisle says:

    Those jeans aren’t hipster enough for that tattoo.

  16. Apes says:

    Georgia FTW. Any scientist will tell you it makes their statistics look way cooler than they are.

  17. kdub says:

    I love this.
    I’m sorry, I <3 this.

  18. abbasmurf says:

    Helvetica rules.

  19. RickRussell"TX says:

    “I’m a big fan of typography, loved your assessment

  20. RickRussellTX says:

    “I’m a big fan of typography, loved your assessment”

    Yep, that typography is definitely loving their ass… essment.

  21. bellefemmeici says:

    Helvetica is also the name of an Ohio Roller girl. Could this be her husband or wife or girlfriend or boyfriend?

  22. Demetrius says:

    Unfortunately, after seeing this picture, he’s going to spend the rest of his life in AGONY that the tattooer didn’t kern that “c” over just a smidge to the left. Sure. Friends will try to tell him it looks fine. But, deep down he’ll know better. …Oh! *So* close to a life without regret!

  23. melissa says:

    livelavalive forever!

  24. super jewster says:

    this tat is truly amazing. if anyone disagrees, you are truly not.

  25. What the... says:

    College Humour Font conference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

  26. ashbash says:

    omg i know who that is!!! hahahahhahahha
    he’s a graphic designer from where i live.

  27. Hooch says:

    I’m more offended that he put his belt through the tag of his jeans.
    That’s the sort of thing your dad does.

  28. jo says:

    And yes.. it’s not helvetica. It’s Arial on his back. Wich is hilarious.

  29. Gee Dub says:

    I know this guy personally. Web designer and photographer. Good guy…

  30. laura says:

    this isn’t helvetica. the “a” should have a tail
    http://www.ms-studio.com/articlesarialsid.html


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