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This Tattoo Needs to Be Drained on a Paper Towel


Funny Tattoo - CLICK for a serious meat-love linkInk Spotter: krl

If you’re anything like me (i.e. you spend the majority of your time reading the Internet), then you are Completely. Effing. Sick. of hearing about bacon. It’s all anyone talks about on the Internet. Dessert? Why not add some bacon? Porn? It’d be hotter with some bacon in it. Vegetarian Times magazine? WHY DON’T WE START PRINTING IT ON BACON?!!! I know (from reading the Internet) that this is the least popular stance in the entire history of taking stances, but I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.

You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!

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  1. Nick says:

    Just because bacon is all the rage right now, does NOT, in ANY way diminish it’s all-encompassing GREATNESS. Bacon can never be spoken TOO highly of, and unless it’s a bacon smoothie with a straw made out of bacon, EVERYTHING can be improved by the addition of bacon. Even this guy’s (arm?)leg. I’m just glad I didn’t think of this first.

  2. Kate says:

    I completely agree with your stance. I’m more than tired of the bacon craze.

  3. Sharon says:

    I have to say I did think this was on a meat head, but as a more descriptive term of the brain capacity.

  4. KarMann says:

    “You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!”

    Yours,
    Kevin Bacon

  5. Kelsie says:

    I like meat, but not bacon. The grease dripping off of this made me gag, as did that commercial (hotter with some bacon in it hyperlink).

  6. Spence says:

    Never understood this whole bacon craze, either. I mean, nice breakfast now and again, but come on.

  7. sword_fern says:

    very very well said.

  8. Amanda says:

    Little did this guy know, he actually has Beggin’ Strips tattooed on him.

  9. Anna Rexia says:

    I don’t care much for desserts or other sweets combined with bacon, but I do love a good bacon cheeseburger occasionally. I know some people who truly love bacon. My brother is one. He’s (finally) getting a gift pack of bacon salt in his Christmas gifts, along with some bacon-flavoured toothpicks.

    A bacon tattoo, complete with dripping grease globs? No, thanks. Fairly decent tattoo work, though.

  10. Bonus points for the use of the Chiller font.

  11. Justin says:

    bacon is the new zombies, which were the new pirates, which were the new ninjas

  12. Abbasmurf says:

    Hahaha!! Beggin’ strips! Word, on the bacon overkill. There does seem to be a trend here. I thought maybe it was all in my veghead. Meat blows.

  13. Thank you, I thought I was the only one… I don’t get the fascination. I mean, bacon is tasty, its my favorite salted and smokes pig flesh product, but it’s still just food. Is it a rebellion thing? Do people obsess over it because its “bad” for you?

  14. Anon says:

    What? Did you say bacon? I EFFING love bacon.

  15. anony mouse says:

    While I love bacon, I much prefer the lean, back bacon type to streaky. Far too much fat. Thankfully, it would appear I don’t frequent the part of teh interwebz where bacon is a frequent reference.

  16. Mark says:

    Bacon IS awsome but fads are not. Its Just like TOOL and JESUS and the INTERNET: they are all wonderful on thier own merit but in the light of the people who worship them they are lame

  17. Anonymous says:

    I’m glad I don’t go on the internet enough to know that bacon is “all the rage” right now. lol :)

    I still think this tattoo is just stupid though, and why is the bacon all greasy and drippy? yuck, it doesn’t even look good to eat.

  18. Canaduck says:

    I assume that a few days before he decided on this tattoo, our brave, proud meat-eater sat next to a vegan at lunch for some reason and was massively butthurt when she politely refused a bite of his bacon cheeseburger. Sometimes that’s all it takes for people to feel defensive.

  19. Kerry says:

    Thank you thank you. This bacon shit is getting out of hand.

    And you know what? Most of you bacon lovers probably HAVE bacon shit. THEREISAIDIT.

  20. The_Meek says:

    I actually hate bacon XD
    It’s so salty and gross.

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  22. Ivy says:

    Well Said, Doll!

  23. Rachel says:

    Bacon is just not that good. Why couldn’t we have a better fad? Like Reese’s Puffs?

  24. ephemeria says:

    Absolutely agree. You know what’s better than bacon? No bacon! Or fresh apricots, I suppose.

  25. pig says:

    fuck you.
    love, babe

  26. James says:

    Come on, people. It’s not really about bacon; it’s meant to be a metaphor. Think about it. You can figure it out.

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  28. Randeme says:

    Is that an open invitation to anyone with a bacon tattoo? I’m sure more than a few would take you up on it…

  29. Eva says:

    I’m vegan, and I’ll still admit it- Bacon is FANTASTIC.

    • walelia says:

      i m also vegan but i think those kind of meatlovetattoss are a tipe of response for the first vegans who begun to have vegan tattoos…
      anyway bacon sucks like all the mammals` meat but fo r sure the owner of the tats has problems of comunication with other realities.

  30. Jacqueline says:

    Now you know how all the muslim/jewish kids on the internet feel Dx

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