Ink Spotter: Kaitlyn
Here is what I know:
1. Will Smith
2. Ketchup
3. Mock turtleneck
Here is what I don’t know:
1. W
2. T
3. F?
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Ink Spotter: Kaitlyn
Here is what I know:
1. Will Smith
2. Ketchup
3. Mock turtleneck
Here is what I don’t know:
1. W
2. T
3. F?
I thought it was Elian Gonzalez…Will Smith makes more sense. Ish.
I’ve never been to Miami, but if I ever go and this ISN’T the sign that welcomes me, I’m going to be incredibly disappointed. I can’t believe you left your WTF at the tattoo and didn’t include the vintage 1982 denim vest and band buttons. I am guessing there is a mullet just outside of the frame, too.
That guy used to be my room mate. Yes, there is a mullet.
That’s not a mock turtleneck, that’s Will Smith’s neck.
Really? His neck? I thought it was a Nehru jacket….
ahah 100% sure he did his tattoo in the jail
♪♫ Miami… Uhn! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah-Yeah!
Here I am on the site with the bad tattoos
Click the link see the ink that is full of lose
Ev’ry day is Sunday funnies here,
Wish this ink would disappear
Sucks. Don’t work. Won’t play. Okay.
So we click the F5 button to refresh the page
Mr. Smith, if he could see it, he would be enraged
Turtleneck with drips – sammich, pop and chips
Maybe he’d just think it’s funny as a bird he flips.
…♫♪
While reading that, I could practically hear Will Smith in my head, rappin’ that one out. That does it. You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
But mom! It was only one little fight! It was a couple of guys who were up to no good, who started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I thought it was a Chinese immigrant from the 1800′s.
Me too! That was my first thought! Glad I’m not the only one.
I have to say I only guessed Will Smith because of the words and my mind doing a random link to the song otherwise I’d be f**ked! I’m sorry but what I’m guessing is supposed to be Wills hair (once) actually looks like one of those dodgy fleurescent coloured clear perspex ‘tennis’ visors people used to wear in the ’80′s. It would appear his tattoo artist only heard ‘money…money…money…etc’ and then tried to convince him that ‘of course it looks like Will Smith!’ Surely these tattoo artists only open the shop for one day then keep moving on? Otherwise they must have people coming back giving them kicking?
is he eating rap snacks? i hope so.
Is that a bag of potato chips he’s holding?
I just don’t “get it”… And…. Why?
Bienvenido a miami.
Now I’m going to have that damn song in my head all day.
Is it just me, or have the captions on these been getting lamer lately?
is it bad that i thought it was bobby hill?
CAPPS?!
I know, right!? He might make it through life on just that tattoo. First, Band of Horses, now this!
That’s my man CAPPS! And, yes, there *is* a bad ass mullet just out of frame.
Holy shit, Capps, that tattoo has brought you fame once again.
The amazing thing is, it is finished AND there is a mullet just outside the frame. heheh.