Submitted by: At a local bookstore Twilight quiz night! via Submission Page
Is this poorly executed? Or did someone walk into a tattoo parlor and say, “Give me Robert Pattinson, but make it look like he just got some bad Botox. No, I mean, like, really bad. Like so bad that it paralyzed the right side of his face. Also, give him MacGyver’s hair. Perfect.”
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oh my. he’s so fat. rofl.
this is robert pattinson 20 years after the twilight fad is over and no one wants him any more.
i don’t know why any one would want him now…
hi i am the daughter of the women who this tattoo belongs to and this photo was taken one week after it was done
His eyes are crooked. Is his face really that fat? And wow, that’s gonna be really expensive to cover up in 10 years.
He does have a “hit in the face with a shovel” short of look about him.
Oh, I got it. One half of the face is Robert Pattinson, and the other half is Matt LeBlanc.
With the hair from the lead singer of Aha.
Oh my God, he totally does! The shading is such that it looks like the left (my left) side of his face is sort of caved-in, but caved-in in a way where it looks like it was sticking out too far before, so his publicist or someone smashed him in the face with a shovel to try to give him more of a gaunt vampire look, but over-shot the mark just a bit.
maybe this is what the ‘Edward’ character would look like after the book illustrater had drawn him from the description and Robert Pattinson was the closest the casting agent could get… without having to pummel him first!
Are you sure that’s not supposed to be Patrick Swayze, circa Dirty Dancing?? Either way, it’s terrifying.
good gawd. it’s huge, too!! this is one for regrets in the not too distant future.
The hair isn’t messy enough, or the unibrow represented to truly capture Pattinson’s crazy hobo look.
Messy’s not what’s wrong, his hair just isnt BIG enough. I mean havent u read the awful book?
Why is his cheek melting?
Serves the dumb ginger haired slut right, for being a COMPLETE douche.
I’d say dumb is about right, but can you avoid misogynist inferences? Kthx.
odds are if you like twilight enough to get a giant tattoo of that douche’s face on your back, you are probably not a slut. you are probably a virgin, or have maybe slept with one anime dude. but you’re definately not getting laid after this one.
Thank you. I <3 you for this (more than Helvetica, even!).
she is not ginger she is my mother how fucking dare you call her a slut
When will this end or do we have to wait till all the crappy books are made into equally shitty movies?
I think that is the lead singer of A-ha. BTW, there is a picture floating around of some stupid girl with an entire passage from Twilight tattooed on her back.
my,, how so many of the contestants slide right into ” people of wal-mart”
Maybe this is Elvis? Fat 70′s version of course
This ginger is also sporting someone awesome bacne! Maybe his face is so big so that her other lonely, pathetic friends can make out with it.
I think the reason I got out of bed this morning was so that I could read this comment. I just didn’t know it at the time.
Where are the sparkles? Bet she used black light ink for those…
dude, imagine having sex with her and having that shit staring you down the whole time…
DAMN!
talk about the BIGGEST turn off in history…
She’d probably be imagining you as Sparkleward anyway, so not really worth it.
a much simpler position would be doggystyle. either way… the sparkle would go out on that one because of this awful tattoo.
I’m trying to figure out a sexual position in which he WOULD be staring down instead of up.
girl on top, but spin her around so she faces your feet. not the most pleasant angle, IMHO, but physically possible.
reverse cowgirl
yeah just imagine running your hands up her back then gently pullingthe acne ous from under your fingernails afterwards?… still wouldn’t be as gross as having to stare at this tattoo the whole time. I think there would definitely be a case of erectile dysfunction!
ok, I meant to say acne PUS not OUS for that would just be silly!
I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that somebody got this guy tattooed on their back, or that somebody other than a 13-year-old girl got this tattooed on their back.
OMGWTF?
1: Why someone will want to have Robert Pattinson in his back?
2: Facepalm
Maybe it’s because I passed the age of 25, but this guy is NOT hot enough to ink into my skin. Now, Clooney or Jackman, THEY stand a chance.
^This. Very much.
Not because you’ve passed 25; because you have taste.
My argument for NEVER having fandom tattooed onto any part of you EVER. Especially when it is *THIS BIG*! No more backless gowns, no more bikinis, no more tube tops without people coming up to you and saying, “I’m so sorry, did you lose a son or something?” when you’re in your 60′s.
hahaha whats worse is when she has it removed years from now and its becomes a nasty birthmark looking spot and people give her sympathy at the beach for skin cancer.
Sweet baby Jesus… The right half looks barely decent, but the left… Oh dear.
I saw this coming, and he’s gonna regret that in a few years.
I don’t know what is worse – the fact that this tattoo is so badly executed that it looks like a fat-faced, two-dimensional, half-man-half-zombie Robert Pattinson… or that this woman decided to get a gigantic back-piece of Robert Pattinson to begin with. I think though, that those two elements of this situation, taken together, make this one of the most inadvertently funny (inadvertent for the tattoo bearer – not this blog) things I’ve seen all week. And it’s Friday afternoon. I don’t know how many times do I have to say this, but Please people, check your tattooer’s portfolio for successfully completed portraits BEFORE you allow them to put gun to skin. And is my tattoo artist the only one in the world who lets their clients see the line-drawing-transfered onto the skin before they actually begin tattooing? Or was this woman actually satisfied with this clusterfuck?
Hear hear! I do not understand why people think that every ink slinger on the face of the earth has the skill to do portrait work. I’m seeing portraiture as the new thing. It’s great that tramp stamps are “out” but damn people, find an actual artist. My tattoo guy does some of the best shading, crisp lines (including fineline) I’ve ever seen, but he refuses to do portrait work because it’s not in his arsenal. Of course his work costs more; it’s worth it.
Amen.
“His name is Robert Pattison. His name is Robert Pattison…”
Who cares, Jen
Yes, it is meant to be R Pattz, not Patrick Swayze. It was one of 3 Twilight tattos, but the others were a better effort, and size
i really wouldnt know how to deal with this if i were hitting it doggy style. i would be so freaked out.
It looks like some kind of anaphylactic reaction to me lol!
It’s a shame. Bella left him after the bell’s palsy melted the right side of his face.
Honestly, it looks more like Corey Feldman than anyone else — the “collar” is badly formed enough to be mistaken for the back strands of a mullet. Yeesh.
Looks more like Robert Z’dar, famous B Movie actor actually(Also known as the face)
http://www.campussurveillance.com/images/celebpix/RobertZ%27Dar.jpg
so right! omg that’s hysterical!
does he have a mullet?
What I love is that Robert Pattison looks completely pissed off about being affixed to her back. I would be, too.
Maybe she has a fun-house mirror at home and when she looks at it the tattoo looks exactly like RP. One can only imagine what HER face looks like if this is the case.
Can anyone who knows about tattoos/tattooing (I don’t) tell me, what are the chances that one artist began the tattoo and someone else finished it? The left and right sides look to me as if they were done by different artists with very different skill levels.
pretty unlikely. most tattoo artists wouldnt finish someone elses work [on something like this], and the first artist wouldve drawn the entire outline first and then done the shading, not just done half the face at a time.
Have people ever heard of researching your tattoo artist? I mean come on!
That’s an anal sex prevention tattoo if ever I’ve seen one.
OH MY GOD WHY.
hahahahaha that really sucks. but hey, at least its painful and expensive to remove it! not to mention scarring and potential nerve damage. Awesome job. i blame the tatoo artist.
What are you all talking about? Obviously, that is one sweet Gretzky tat. It captures him at the height of his success with the Oilers in the mid-80s. And he’s looking so… intense.
I bet she’s got a Phoenix Cayotes tramp stamp right underneath it.
Poor girl…
Just wanted to thank all of you guys for making me laugh harder than I have in weeks! This chick gives a whole new meaning to the word Twi-Tard…
Well…no more sex for you. Haha.
Oh. Hell. No.
For shame, dude. For shame.
HAHAHAHHAHA I’m pretty sure I know the person who did this!
That tattoo looks like Captain Planet!
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/06/uncanny/
looks like the guy from the Ah Ha video in the 80′s
this is the most retarded tatoo I will ever see. I think George Washington would luagh at whoeover had this tatoo on their skin.
Silly impulsive OCD fangirl says to the tattoo artist, “Yeah, Edward Cullen. That’s right, on my back, and if you could make him look like a fat stroke victim, that would be stellar. Do you have any ink that sparkles?”
I mean, CRAP!!! I’ve seen a lot of awful Twilight tats, and a lot of awful portrait tats, but this one is the worst of both categories. Every tattoo shop has tracing paper and a photocopier to scale images and create stencils. Even the most talented portrait tattoo artists use a stencil to outline the face and delineate shaded areas.
My theory is that the artist started out with a stencil (because the right half actually looks somewhat like Robert Pattinson) but accidentally rubbed off the left side. Rather than bothering to reapply the stencil, the artist fell under the delusion that they were good enough to freehand the rest. Hilarity ensued. Well, for us anyway.
Of one thing I am certain – that this chick is going to be single until the last painful day of her life. Because what man would not run screaming for the hills at the first glimpse of her giant Edward tattoo?
even my 3 year old says thats not edward
Tattoo lovers understand their body as a canvas wherein the tattoo art form is to be engraved. Normally, women like tiny tattoo pictures and designs with lucid colors.
NOBODY HAS SEEN THIS IN REAL LIVE ON BY A STUPID ARSE PHOTO.THIS TAT WAS ONLY 2 WKS OLD,AFTER 7 HRS OF THIS,IT HAS TO BE LEFT TO HEAL AND THEN ANOTHER 3 TOOK UPS HAVE TO BE DONE.THIS IS NOT BAD TATTOOING,THIS IS BAD CHEAP CAMERA WORK.I KNOW THIS AS THIS IS MY WIFES BACK.I HAVE RECENT PHOTOS OF HER TATTOO NOW AND WE ARE LOOKING INTO WHO HAS PUT THIS TAT ON HERE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION.
No amount of healing will fix bad artwork. Face it, dude, your wife got some shitty ink.
i want to know who the hell took this photo as they have got a shit camera.
And that’s a shit tattoo. Looks like things are even.
I was thinking this is Edward Cullen and Arnold Swartzenager’s love child if that were possible. *Shudder*
This really looks like the bad guy out of “The Mask” when he steals the mask and puts it on….
Freakyness
Hands down some of the WORST work I have EVER seen.
Some people should just not tattoo…
The right side of his face is melting
Looks like Dolf Lundgren to me…
I’m pretty sure this belongs on the “crappy Dave Navarro tattoo” page.