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I don’t know what’s going on with this tattoo, but I do like the fact that PEZ Jesus (Jezus?) looks like he’s giving air-quote fingers and saying, “I know it’s Passover and all, but matzo-flavored PEZ is not ‘candy.’ Now pour me a glass of Manischevitz and get out of my face.”
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I can’t say it’s badly done. But I can say it scares me in a way normally only clowns do.
And the eyes.. is he glaring at me with one eye or is he high?
Jezus judges not. Why have we not seen a Vajesusil tattoo (Vagisil)?
Also notice the God ambigram (sp?) on the side.
Oh very clever! I didn’t realise what that was until you said!
obv jesus is portraying pez nixon…’i am not a crook…or a jew’
I think the execution of this Pez Jesus is neat and well done. Just wish I could understand what the guy meant by getting this tattoo.
Uh oh. You used the words “execution” and “Jesus” in the same sentence. Prepare for the inevitable angry zealot trolls. I, however, found it humorous.
I like it!
I think it might have something to do with people eating up religion like candy no matter how bad it tastes. I’m just guessing…
wow I didn’t know Jesus had no fingernails..
This is the best Jesus tattoo I’ve ever seen.
agreed!
Same!
No idea what exactly they were going for this tattoo, but it is very well done. Whatever it is.
Actually, Jezus doesn’t stand voor Pez Jesus in Holland, but for Jesus.
Clearly the title should be: Prince of PEZ
LOL – perfect description
ummmmm…. Just to let you all know the above posts were made by another anony mouse and not your regular one.
You see, I only say this because my reputation is at stake, and all I have to live for is the respect of my fellow posters. It’s so hard to get respect these days, does’nt anyone realize my presence on here is what makes this site so dang great?!
Please love me, you are all I have fellow posters.
We seem to be up to our knees in anony mice.
how many times do I have to tell you – DO. NOT. DOUCHE. WITH DEEP HEAT!
Jesus spitting out Tablets, see, I like this, very well executed
I didn’t know Jesus looks Donald Sutherland.
I think this tattoo addresses the Eucharist and/or Holy Communion, in which followers consume small bits of bread (the Pez) which are a part of Jesus’ body (the Pez dispenser). Not sure it this tattoo is mocking or celebrating this, though.
Another, possibly related, thought: There could be a papal “dispensation” tie-in (Pez dispenser). But I would have chosen the Pope for that image rather than Jesus. My guess is that the tat is commenting negatively on how many people try to “use” Jesus for instant forgiveness whenever they feel guilty about doing something wrong, but they don’t actually want to change and be better people.
I wonder if his Pez feet require one sandal or two Pez-ific sandals.
No it’s definitely a Dali Jesus….
http://www.markdroberts.com/images/dali-cruc.jpg
You know why Jesus doesn’t eat Pez?
The candy falls through the holes in his hands.
Ah – now everything is clear! And fake anony mouse – next time wash your hands between chopping up chillies and changing tampons.
This Tattoo kicks ass. Not sure why it’s on “ugliest tattoos”. The artwork rocks, the concept is…original, if not chock full of whit. What’s not to like?
Man, that candy looks totally transubstantial.
HA!
He has two fingers on one hand, one on the other, that are extended. Either it is a “2 and 1,” “2:1″, “21″…that’s about all. I’d guess either religious reference or gang-related.
You have not seen the family guy trick na na , na na, na na, na na, nana…. *Jesus smacks hands together transferring one finger to each hand back n fourth?*
the jezus sandals are my favorite part. and i think stressless is on point about the meaning as it seems like the “scripture” is popping out of the dispenser.
Mah boi, this tattoo is what all true warriors strive for.
The hand thing is the sign of Christ Pantocrator!
This is the only time that knowledge has ever been remotely useful to me. It’s like a sad, slow version of Jeopardy.
Your Jeopardy crack made me LOL.
so i just made the realization that this tattoo is a lower front tat. on the like underwear line. to which my roommate commented that it makes the jesus like a penis. and if you look it it you can kinda see how it would be that way. what with the glowing head and the shooting out of the crackers. terrible person for getting this tat lol
Oh, I hate seeing such talent wasted on a dumbass design like this…
I see nothing ulgy about this tattoo. It’s beautiful in fact, and I’d love to go to the guy/woman who did this and get some ink done.
he seems doped
Personally, I think this is a really well done, funny tattoo. Fail? No. Win? Most definitely.
Cool, I had this idea independently of seeing this tat many years ago, i must have been in contact with the collective consciousness. The idea in my mind was of the Jesus communion wafer dispenser for use in one of the most powerful of Christian sacraments. I thought of cobbling together the actual object though. I never visualized it with floating stigmata hands or anything.
My favorite Jesus on this site is still the “Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick”. Regardless, I think this is a well done tat. Yeah, I won’t use the word “executed” either.
Why does Jesus remind me of Frylock?
absolutely hilarious!
this tattoo is great in all ways. i guess the offended christian sheep thought otherwise.
The title should be “Pez be with you”
very nicely done. anyone happens to know the artist who did it?
its on me!! crazy to find it here, and so many people having so much to say about my tatoooooooooooooooooo
ink by dave bozeman, locally famous studios, conroe texas
this man tells the truth, http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=42133531&albumID=2610332&imageID=61785483
I’ve been waiting for you, Pez Christ. You know that I control the galaxy. It’s foolish to come against me. You will die just like your father, son, and holy ghost.
-head drops- you know I’ve never seen a Pez Buddha
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we call jesus jezus here…
but he doesn’t give us any candy
Well then bend over and let my joystick take care of that!! —–>
That Jesus looks an awful lot like Tommy Chong. Blessed are the Pezmakers for they shall inherit our mirth.
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