Ink Spotter: Barry
Now hold on there little lady. Are you sure you can handle having a tattoo so suggestive? You may be a cycling enthusiast, but a gentleman could espy those handlebars peaking out over the waistband of your shorts and have his mind steered in the wrong direction. Just be careful if someone offers you a ride—he might have more than transportation on his mind.
Especially if it’s this guy:
Ink Spotter: Cary O
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Another horrible, superficial tattoo. Handlebars.
*raises hand timidly* I really like the top handlebars. And her butt too.
But wait a second. I just took a better look at the guy’s handlebars. His shoulders look straight, so is it the tattoo itself that’s crooked?
Or is the tattoo accurate, and that means his pelvis is offset four inches to the right of his torso?
Dangnabbit, the warm glow from Ms. Handlebars up there has now entirely dissipated.
I think he is trying to say he likes turning to the right, maybe he is a bicycle racer! VROOM VROOM
That looks more like a steering wheel immobiliser from the 1980s than bike handlebars.
Insert your “bicycle of the town” joke below.
lawl
She’s obviously the town Horley
ROTFLMAO
sorry, i just can’t resist:
everyone gets a ride on the village bicycle….
Bet her name is Harley.
Looks like the top chick is married too. Someone decided to spend the rest of his life with someone who has clearly been ridden enough in life to commemorate it with a lower back tattoo.
In other news, thank God this place hasn’t decayed into the comment cesspool that exists over at Failblog.
I’m not one of those people who thinks that the lower back tattoo equals a woman of loose virtue, but it’s hard NOT to think that when a girl commits to the handlebar tramp stamp. I can almost hear her in my head saying, “It’s funny ’cause I’m not a tramp!” then letting lose a cackle that can bend steel.
Indeed. We go for quality, not quantity over here.
LOL don’t get me started on Failblog. They rarely manage to stay on topic passed the 3rd post
3rd post? That’s being nice. Usually they start off on a tangent and it gets worse from there. Sometimes I brave the comments, hoping for more information on something, and it’s always an uninformative, off-topic trainwreck.
Ugh! I always regret clicking on the comments link at Failblog. I fall for it every time! I see an interesting picture, and click to see if someone posted what I was thinking about it, and it’s just mindless drivel: “firsts”, “eleventys”, rhyming words, and other garbage. What a waste!
the tattoo itself is crooked, i did it
That is not a set of Harley handlebars. She is just a cheap ride.
Where are the handles on the man’s handlebars?
Id ride that for sure! But then again, Id ride anything.
Should I be flattered that you want to be me so badly?
No one positively comments to posts by “RUSerious?”, so (s)he is resorting to trying to use other names. The IP address doesn’t lie.
Is this person my impersonator too? How droll a troll.
The one of the girl…maybe it’ll mean more if she has “love handles” around that area to grab onto in like 20 years.
Who knows, maybe the girl is a lesbian? In that case, I say “Strap on and ride!”
“Yes, that’s it…green handlebars on my chest. And make sure they’re crooked. It’d look really strange if they were straight. Gotta be crooked handlebars.”
WTF?
The ring she is wearing conflicts with her tattoo. I hope her husband doesn’t mind lending her out to the rest of the town.
Well, the woman’s tattoo looks fairly worn and old. Got it when she was a trampy slut of a teenager and now she’s a trampy married woman? *shrug*
For the guy, I am sure the point of the tattoo was a comment on how often he has a burly mans’ hands on that his shoulders. The handle bars aren’t straight because he isn’t.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars…
Thank you for another amazing post. Where else would anyone get this kind of information in such a great way of writing.
handlebars “peaking” out over the waistband of your shorts……you’re usually so good with grammer, what’s up with this???
I can ride this chick with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars