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If you give your teenage son a car for his birthday, and then find out that he’s running red lights, participating in illegal drag racing, smuggling heroin over the Mexican border, or otherwise being irresponsible with it, you take the car away.
I wish we could do the same thing with bellybuttons.
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It could have been worse. It could have been a goat and not a cow…. o_o
When’s he due? Has he picked out a name yet?
Well, that’s it for me. Between this and the girl with handles in the previous post, I’ve completely lost faith in humanity.
Me too. People get such effing disgusting things permanently inked into their skin… often just for the sake of a one-off joke. Sickening.
Well this is strange. I’ve never seen a cow with so many udders.
It looks more like diseased genitalia than an udder. Can’t say I would be surprised.
Those are teats, silly. There’s only one udder, but then again, there’s usually there’s only 4 teats. Why would he put extra melty bits/teats on the udder like that? Why would he want to make his cavernous bellybutton into a cow’s a$$hole anyway? Life sssuuuuuurrre is mysterious.
Why didn’t he pick the Goatse guy? Why????
Goatse is NOT an improvement, a tattoo of a black hole would be an improvement or maybe if his “belly button” was a safe, or maybe a cave. But really, no stretchmarks? Guys have all the luck.
Why on Earth would Goatse be better?
I don’t think “better” is quite the right word here. “More appropriate for a belly button that size” would be more accurate. But not better.
“Better” has nothing to do with it. More like “He was going to make me gouge out my eyes one way or another; why didn’t he do it with maximum power, rather than letting me die slowly like this?”
The slow slow death of cow anus, soooo slow.
Well yeah, but that was not my point xD You know what I mean, right?
Yeah, I think I know what you mean. Goatse would be more of an outrage. But a cow butthole is just normal gross. Goatse butthole is ubergross, plus it would refer to Teh Intarwebz too.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it seems like Goatse would be more efficient. More bang for the buck. Okay, I have to go set myself on fire now to wipe my sins away.
Thanks for that. It made my day to see the phrase “…Goatse would be more efficient.” The whole discussion is brilliant.
I know! Where else in this world could there be a discussion where the conclusion would be that “goatse would be more appropriate / more efficient / better in this context” and still remain relatively pr0n free?
I hate you for bringing up the goatse guy… I had never heard of it before today and I just HAD to look it up… tip for anyone besides me who’s living under a rock and never saw it before: don’t. Kill me, now.
Apparently there’s a whole section of teh intarwebz that’s devoted to reaction shots of people seeing the Goatse guy for the first time.
My only satisfaction after looking up “Goatse” was telling the guy who told me about it, “Don’t people update their decor? Just look at that wallpaper.”
“When you no longer are shocked by anything you see on the Internet.”
…and he’s displaying it so proudly, for the all the world to see.
…because the Sailor Jerry “aloha monkey” was too classy.
I am willing to bet he thinks forks and napkins are too fancy, too.
I’ve seen something similar, but there was a cat instead of a cow. That one was pretty nice and tasteful.
Unlike the tattoo above. Or maybe it’s the bellybutton itself that’s bothering me.
I had to check this site during my lunch hour. That will teach me.
The belly button horrifies me. I can hardly see the tattoo. My eyes narrow in on that black hole of a round belly button ::shudder::
I can almost smell how bad the cow’s “anus” would smell..
When you’re fat like me, the stank in my belly button really gets rancid…. but at the same time, kinda addictive.
Ya cept the troll who put that message up there was NOT me. You are just sad that you lost the last round. Too bad for you!
Who’s the troll??
You’re the one that keeps coming back on to defend your piss ant honour.
Yep, you’re the winner of a thousand internets, you fat cunt.
Johanna, that’s really “RUSerious?” being a troll.
Amusingly, I appear to have grown a troll too. Now all it needs is Anna Rexia and the other merry regulars to grow one and we’ve turned this blog into Failblog!
That would be sad
This makes me glad I’ve got an outie…
Oh ye of little faith. See if you can find the picture of the weight lifter with the prolapsed rectum.
*sriking madly at air* StoppitstoppitstoppitSTOPPIT! YAH YAH YAH YAH! Don’t give me keywords to Google!
I’ve seen it. And by you saying that makes it only a matter of time before we see THAT tattoo. Now, please pass the mind bleach.
*reeling in horror*….
I hope that this person really, really doesn’t want any more sex for the rest of their life. ‘Cause, if there is any fairness in this world, they’re not going to get any.
…if there’s any fairness in this world, he hasn’t got any. Ever.
my god, that’s vile. what’s with his hands? inked or merely diseased?
I wonder if he has a matching cow tattoo on his backside?
best title ever!
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holy cow… … …… WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THAT is a horrifying belly button in and of itself.
Dare I ask what that yellow blob on the cow’s head is?
The udders look like a dripping ice cream cone.
I actually quite like this.
But I, the anony mouse who is the regular poster here, don’t. Well, I do, but only in the context that it has produced several humourous discussions.
I’ve heard that from great adversity comes great art. That seems to be the case here.
I bet he doesnt get many dates.
I was shocked to see he didn’t have a wedding ring on.
This is the most revolting thing I have seen in recent history.
I wonder how many times he’s gotten drunk with his redneck friends and woke up the next morning with a severely bruised navel.
That is just… Gross
I hope that the tattoo is inside the belly button too. if not that is a very deep navel.
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If it makes anything better, and I know it doesn’t, his belly button is not actually that big. You can see where he tatooed the anus around it. Thanks, ugliest tattoos, for posting this picture so that I can look at it long enough to notice that. Uggh.
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