Ink Spotter: Alfie
Let’s see, what do we have here? Simulating a sexual act, with a beer bottle, inside a car. I don’t think the tattoo was really necessary.
On another note, have you ever had Miller Chill? I’ve got nothing against a bottle of cheap brew on a Monday morning Sunday afternoon, but this shit tastes like it has a lime Otter Pop dissolved in it. I know times are tough, but really, do yourself a favor and shell out the $0.19 for an actual lime. You deserve it.
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Some things you can cover up later on once the regret sets in. But judging by the receding hairline…this is not of those things, lol =)
I hate to say it, but it looks photoshopped. Skin around tattoo is lighter, there’s an unusual amount of jpeg artifacting around the tattoo, and it doesnt quite curve around his forehead like it should.
He’s definitely going to need an aggressive course of hair plug therapy. Or he could add “FIR” and “EA” to say “FirstUpIdea”….but all anyone’s ever going to see is the original intent. Then again anyone who’s seeing his forehead has presumably met him, and therefore already knows.
That’s not any sexual act I’ve ever participated in. It’s supposed to go in, not sideways.
Odd…usually I like truth in advertising…
Looks photoshopped to me…
I have to say normally I hate when people call Photoshop, but that definitely was ‘shopped.
I thought that maybe he was ripping the bottle cap off with his teeth. I’m sure he’ll show the world his true nature clearly enough without the tattoo.
@Fnords
Often looking for such things myself, I zoomed way in on it too. I think what at first looks like artifacting is actually his forehead/brow ridge. If you look super close at the letters, they don’t align perfectly with each other, both horizontally and vertically.
Whichever the case is, he fits the tag.
Stupid is as stupid does
I want to see the tat on his arm.
Don’t they have laws about giving you tattoos when you are drunk/high? Oh? You mean he was SOBER when he had this done??? Oh yeah… he’s gunna have great job opportunities for the rest of his natural life.
Lime otter pop…NOM NOM NOM
I really really hope that the ‘Stupid’ tattoo is photoshopped on. Otherwise, this picture makes me very sad for society in general.
if he goes bald he can add “im with” to stupid, and make an arrow pointing down; you know, so its more clear. I’m all about clarifying. Besides, it could always have been his ex the one who is a tattoo artist.
He could be a circus freak
he’s showing us how his mum started when he was conceived..