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Whither Goest Thou, Master? IHOP? Sweet!

Funny Tattoo - who said religioin and savory don't mix?
Ink Spotter: Christopher

On this holy Sabbath, I give you the Cross of Saint Peter, Prince of the Apostles, first Bishop of Rome, and, according to a little-know apocryphal text, founder of Jews for Bacon.

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  1. Bacon! says:

    Actually, Peter’s founding of Jews for Bacon can be found in The Book of Acts, chapter 11, verses 5-12.

  2. Chelle says:

    Okay, I don’t get this AT ALL but we can’t argue the fact that this is an extremely well done rendition of bacon. Srsly.

  3. TheSheep says:

    Jews for Bacon lol!

  4. kate says:

    ummmm did anyone notice the fact he taped his shirt up?!?! lol

  5. Highly Amused says:

    Wow how….ummm odd. An upside down cross made of bacon. Quite the religious statement there. And so very ugly to boot.

  6. Anna Rexia says:

    St Peter’s Cross does not feature latticed bacon.

    This tattoo is full of win!

  7. boognish says:

    Sacre-licious.

  8. lpanne says:

    don’t you love that he taped his shirt up.

  9. RenegadeBlonde says:

    I feel like he is more in the running for an “Ugliest Butt Crack” comeptition. There is NO reason his tramp stamp shot needs to include ass cleavage….

  10. Clara says:

    I really don’t get this.

  11. Cindy says:

    Crikey, just say no to crack, dude!

    I think the cross looks like it was supposed to be made of wood. But considering the girth of the tattoo-ee, it might be bacon after all. Perhaps there is a shroud of lettuce on his right bicep and the Virgin Tomato on his shoulder. The holy BLT.

  12. Cliff says:

    Bet this guy is a fan of Gummo:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummo

  13. S. says:

    Dude, if that is supposed to be wood, not bacon, then this tattoo is worse than we all thought…

  14. RUSerious? says:

    I get his pig reference, and his reversed religious icon… but really….did he have to? And why, oh why, do we have to see it, even if it might make any kind of absurd sense?

    And we all thought it was Children of the Corn!

  15. Finicky Muse says:

    Maybe it’s a not so subtle invitation- Pork me!

  16. Lady Ice says:

    My daughter has a shirt that says “bacon makes everything better”. I used to agree with that until I saw…this.

  17. Erica says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to ‘porking’ someone…

  18. tinky says:

    Why would someone get an upside down bacon cross tattooed on their dirty a$$? I’m confused…

  19. stoopidhooman says:

    I like the rendition, just don’t like it as a tattoo. Don’t really like tattoos at all. Most of the tattoos in the world should be on this site. Love bacon and sacrilegious imagery, though. And it is a nice drawling.

  20. Lolz says:

    @Cindy
    Ha epic win comment, thanks for making my day i lol’ed

  21. Lolz says:

    Bacon is the antichrist, no wonder its full of fat and wants us to have more

  22. Ashley says:

    Back bacon???? No thanks…

  23. happycarnivore says:

    likes bacon AND the house of guitars in my home town? sweet. but no.

  24. Ashley says:

    What worries me is that this guy is wearing a House of Guitars shirt from Rochester. I probably know him.

    • rinnylin says:

      I remember hearing about that place on the radio and the weird clay-mation commercial on TV. Kinda cool to see that again. The tatt is um… different.

  25. Carissa says:

    Is this the new take on “back bacon”? I’m completely confused as to why someone would tattoo a cross made out of bacon permanently onto their body. It’s definitely one of the ugliest tattoos I have ever seen..

  26. Minnerva! says:

    OMG look at his shirt!!! HOUSE OF GUITARS!!! H.O.G.!!! I LIVE TEN MINUTES FROM THERE!!! Theis is a national website, and this random guy just happens to be wearing a T-shirt OF MY HOME TOWN!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN ROCHESTER!!!

  27. Ted says:

    There probably ARE rasher people in the world, butt.

  28. Lissy says:

    Actually, the first question that entered my mind was “Why the fuck is his shirt taped up?”

  29. DaDaDa says:

    Agree. That’s not a cross. It’s bacon.


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