Ink Spotter: Ellie
So you got your internal reproductive organs reproduced on the outside of your skin. Big effin deal. Call me when you man up (heh) and get a serious internal organ tattooed externally. Like your skull:
Source: Tattoo Design Group
Makes that uterus look like child’s play, doesn’t it? HA HA, get it? “Child’s play”? I slay me.
UPDATE:
Thanks to those commenters who have pointed us to more info on Zombie Boy. We found this interview particularly enlightening. Zombie Boy is predictably insane and also unintentionally hilarious. For example, this is his explanation of why he does what he does:
“I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie.”
Kind of hard to argue with that, I guess. Here’s a more recent picture of him:
Source: Bizarre Magazine
Zombie Boy also says that he’s a “much happier person” since getting his tattoos and no longer wants “to fucking kill everybody.” So what do you think, ladies? Would you kick him out of bed for eating brains?
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that’s not really a tattoo. that second one. not really. no. not really. not. not. not actually. oh my god. that’s not real. that man must want to get a job SOME time right? right? right? good god.
“Zombie Boy” is a bike messenger in Montréal. His name is Rico.
Oh thank God! I was in Montreal on vacation and saw him on a bike. I thought I was hallucinating.
He has got a job.
In lady gaga’s latest video. And no, he wasn’t “born this way.”
I love the reproductive system.
In middle school sex ed, a video was shown to all the gals about getting your period. The star of the video got hers at a sleepover, and the mom made pancakes in the shape of her reproductive system to tell her what was going on. I only hope that I can scar either my child or one of her friends later in life by recreating that cinematic gold scene.
Freakin hilarious. And very weird.
OH MY GOD! We watched the same (emotionally scarring) video in 5th grade. We were all mortified…
omg…tell me that video is up on YouTube somewhere!
I just spent twenty minutes looking after reading the original comment and I couldn’t find it ;_; I need to see this!
In my puberty-ed class, we actually made the pancakes to accompany the movie…
LMAO!!!! I feel soooo bad for u
Holy shit, I was talking about the pancake movie to one of my friends but they didn’t understand what I was talking about! It’s a comfort to know that I wasn’t the only kid that had pancakes ruined for them.
Puts a whole new spin on banana pancakes…lol
I had the same video in 4th FREAKIN GRADE! I think it was so scarring I blocked my memory of it till I saw this post.
I swear they showed that video to everyone. Best/worst ever.
Oh my… I’m afraid the very same video appeared in my fifth grade class in Plantation Florida >.> Not nearly as scarring as the 7th grade STD slideshow though.
OMG… I saw that video in 5th grade! It was called ‘I Got It!’ referring to the invitation to the sleepover finally arriving in the mail, among other things. I have been telling friends about this video for YEARS. I was starting to think I had made the whole thing up. Thanks for conforming I’m not nuts!
This is great! Unless she gets pregnant… although I suppose the effects on the tattoo might accurately reflect what’s going on internally.
ahhh we watched the pancake movie too… what a terrible movie to be so contagious in school systems.
Lol I watched it too! Does everyone in the U.S see it?
I never saw it.
Are you in the states though? I’m in canada and we had a freaking (detailed) and creepy slideshow =/
I HAVE to see this pancake video!
I also never saw it, and I’m in the US. Though, my backwards school didn’t do any kind of sex ed until 9th grade (~15-16 years old), by which point many of the people who would benefit from knowing the consequences ahead of time had passed the time which one would have preferred to be ahead of.
Anyway, Google tells me that the video is
“I got it!” by Procter & Gamble Company.
Type: VHS video : Elementary and junior high school; English
Publisher: [Cincinnati, Ohio] : Proctor & Gamble Co., ©1988.
The 1988 date explains why I didn’t see it.
But I’m off to Google to find the mythical pancake video now.
@brent
You don’t typically need a job when your in prison, you know
That is one big uterus. I thought they were only the size of your fist until the baby stretched it out.
@L.
that’s what i thought, it’s supposed to about the size and shape of a pear, and the ovaries are really small
@L and @Liz I think it’s a rather petite woman, looks about the right size to me, perhaps a little large; put it down to artistic license.
Yeah, skull-face boy wasn’t happy with just that: http://tinyurl.com/d8dka3
Oh my… How can the girl think thats a clever tattoo to get? Unless she’s in a solid relationship, I can’t imagine any guy wants to see that as he’s doing what he does best… :<
And as for the zombie/whatever, again, not clever.
OMG wait till she has kids…LOLOL I’d love to see the OB/GYN’s face when he sees that tat stretched out with 40 cm of baby inside LOLOLOLOL
That is gonna look like hell!!
“Cuz I’m a woman…” Gah. Still, it’s well done, if pathetically ill-conceived. (pun intended)
wmidds, yup, that’ll be a story told and retold among gyns for generations to come.
Pretty much, if the one I saw at the body worlds exhibit is anything to go by.
@brent
Hahaha Brent, that’s exactly what I said when I saw that. It has to be makeup right?
so where is the uncensored tat?
Okay so how can skull face still have lips, eyebrows, and that nose ring?! I mean if you are going to go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!
I don’t know, if he was applying for a job you’d have no doubt that he has conviction and determination!
But seriously, forget about a job, this guy is going to get kicked out of family restaurants and grocery stores!
I worked with him many times. Tattoos don’t mean you can not work. Its ink on skin.
Yeah, he looks weird, but you ignore it in like 5 minutes. And its really something of dedication when you talk to him.
I can understand how someone might say “I don’t really want to work anywhere that can’t deal with how I look”. It is probably safe to assume he isn’t shooting for a cubicle but here are all kinds of jobs in the world and not all of them require you to look a certain way.
Well, I know in most minimum wage jobs that hire high-school kids, you’re not usually allowed to have showing tattoos. I can’t speak for office jobs, but I can’t imagine it’s any different.
i’m personally covered in vulgar tattoos including full frontal nudity some of which extend beyond what any sleeve might cover. I have never been turned away from a position i qualify for based on my ink. I currently hold a six figure job that requires daily customer interaction. Zero complaints.
No six-figure job requires interaction with customers unless you’re referring to internal business partners (or drug sales) as customers.
When the girl in the first one has her period, does she color her uterus red?
But that’s Zombie Boy! No, seriously. He was only just getting started!
http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/tattoos-body-art/7173/zombie_boy.html
I live in Montreal, like him. And I will find this kid, and buy him a beer.
Zombie boy rules. That is all.
Ewwwww! That’s soooo gross!!! I can’t believe that Zombie Boy SMOKES!!
Wait… Can cigarettes kill you if you’re already undead?
not quite a win, but close. Try harder, young one.
some people are especially special…
Zombie Boy does rule. I always thought the skello-hand would be a cool looking tattoo. I was right.
Try a glowing skeleton hand.
Apparently, if shown beneath a black light, it glows. Pretty neat, huh?
so, does the second guy remind anyone else of Slim Goodbody? No? Just me?
Um, your skull isn’t an organ. It’s bone.
Bones are living organs, sport.
@hannahbanana
I saw the same video when I was in 5th grade! I hope they’ve come up with something new…that was almost 20 years ago!
Has anybody read the interview with Zombie Douchebag? He actually says: “This guy had a flesh-eating disease and he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad.”. Oh. My. God. I am so sad for the world.
i’d let him eat my brains out.
Wow, the artist(s) who made the second tattoo really knew what they were doing. Unlike Zombieboy.
@carrie
HAH!
Here’s the uncensored uterus tattoo pic, since they won’t link to it here: http://bit.ly/kmYIC
Seriously, Ugliest Tattoos, if you’re going to post something censored, then at least link to the uncensored pic, too.
@charlotte painter
Here it is: http://bit.ly/kmYIC
Yeah, the size of a pear or fist is accurate, and the fallopian tubes aren’t nearly that huge and don’t stretch that far either. It’s not anatomically correct. Your uterus and tubes don’t grow as you get fat, as this lady seems to think.
@Jessica
same person
Doesn’t he know smoking is bad for you?
Bone is considered to be an organ in anatomy – makes blood cells and other stuff in the marrow. They also perform other functions, like holding up the rest of the body.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/357339
BTW, Skin is an organ as well – secretes sweat and oils, respirates water, lets the touch nerves work etc., holds all the other junk in…
@charlotte painter
Yeah, where is it? >:-)
@Sonia
I can’t believe nobody’s made the “cutting your nose off to spite your face” joke yet …
So, if zombies live on the flesh of other living beings, do they have to bum other people’s cigarettes too?
He hasn’t had his nose cut off, just colored black.
I know several people with full body “themed” tattoos (animal prints) and for the most part I think they’re awesome, but I’m having a hard time accepting this one. Dude, if you wanted to look like someone who’s been horribly disfigured, you could have just set yourself on fire or dunked yourself in acid and saved a lot of effort. Come to think of it, I’m surprised no one’s actually tried that yet.
The woman with the uterus tat seems very oddly-shaped. I’ve wanted to get the female symbol with a line through it (what they tattoo on shelter animals to show they’re spayed) for a while – I’m not spayed, I just don’t want kids.
That female symbol tattoo would be pretty cool idea if you’ve had your tubes tied or a hysterectomy.
@L.
If you go by the size of her hands (seen at the edges of the picture) it probably IS about the size of her fist.
Seems like the photo was taken at a peculiar angle – looking up and to the side – which makes the shape of her torso seem weird, and there are definitely some weird shadows where the legs should meet up… it makes her stomach look much bigger than it probably really is, judging by the hands/arms.
@anaceofkidneys
I was referring to Sonia’s comment/quote — ‘Has anybody read the interview with Zombie Douchebag? He actually says: “This guy had a flesh-eating disease and he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad.”’
@hannahbanana I saw that too! I am so excited. Cinematic gold, indeed.
@white_rotten_rabbit
See my post above…
I think the best thing about Zombie Boy is the tattoo of Texas on his left arm. Also, I would think that if he is going to walk around shirtless to show off his zombie self, he should at least be fit.
@Cat
Aaaahh, who cares about fitness when you’re undead?
All this fuss about anatomical correctness and nobody’s commented on how BEAUTIFULLY well researched the skeleton-dude is. He’s got the right number of cervical vertebrae and bones of the wrist; his scapula and mandible are well placed, if you look closely (at the link provided) you can see his radius and ulna peeking out. This guy is a work of art!
THANK you. I think tattoo art is great..If I ever saw him, and I had a pie on hand, I would share it with him. My mum’s a biology major, so internals fascinate me.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4140/4743146133_c807bf5491.jpg
…AND the chest-dragon is in exactly the right place too!
@domitype
Well played, sir.
@Anonymous
Actually, bone is a type of tissue. A bone however, like your femur, has marrow and other things besides just bone tissue, and bones are organized into the skeletal *system* (organs are organized into systems). Therefore a bone is technically an organ.
And Zombie Boy is awesome. A nut, but awesome.
@Cat
Yeah, if this dude is from Canada, why the shit does he have Texas tattooed on his arm? I mean, it’s not like that one chick that had Hanover circa 1896 tattooed on her back. But still.
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/07/15/funny-tattoos-is-wandering-the-forest-topless-acceptable-in-hanover/#comments
The uncensored uterus pic is better. That chick has weird skin but she gets points for showing her coochie.
Ok, I thought the tattoos on top of his head were just skull sutures (kind of a cool idea) but no, no they are not. It’s a brain full of maggots.
In black-and-white, at least.
I think that his tattoos are cool! Although I’m into zombies and stuff like that, so that might influence what I think about them. : P
I have to say though that the devil type thing on his chest is a bit much. : /
obviously this guy is committed (to being a social outcast) how does this guy make a living?
thats how
I’m going to take a wild guess and say, “drug-dealer.” It’s the only profession where I can see this as being acceptable.
That chick looks like she might have had a kid pretty recently. Maybe it’s just a bad angle. In any case, perhaps she should have tatted a tubal ligation. The dude? Yeah, his ink is very artistic and cool, but…what kind of retirement package does the carnival sideshow offer? Perhaps he should have some “Hoover’s flags” tattooed to his hips and back pocket…or maybe some maggots eating away at his street performer change. In the words of the Sex Pistols, “NOOOO future for you”.
Can someone give me a uncencored pic of this?
@hannahbanana
I will never be capable of scarring my children in such a way. Pnacakes in this shape? No. I am FAR too lazy.
@WeirdOne With a Sharpie. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
I really really want to know what Zombie Boy does for work.
It’s an old saying and I’m sure wasn’t meant to be taken literally.
For those who followed the link, only to land on a 404 error page, she changed the name of the page: http://tinyurl.com/kw2aal
May I point out that a skull is not an internal organ, let alone a serious one?
@L.
She looks like she’s already had a baby, several in fact. Not much of a feminine figure there…
She looks like she’s already had a baby, several in fact. Not much of a feminine figure there…
I’m pretty sure that you didn’t mean to be hilarious-if-clueless right there.
this is really bad, but he looks like he dont care
[...] It would be much easier to explain to people if I could just unzip the front of my pants. [...]
Is it weird that I find Zombie Boy kind of attractive? O.o
hes damn hot. hes got a fun personality too
No, I thought the same, too
hah wow i just met Zombie Boy last week. He is pretty cool. Hangs out on St.Laurent in Montreal.
If she’s had a baby, then I guess it would be a “feminine” figure–the most feminine there is.
i would fuck zombie boy.
I’m probably not the only one that finds it hilariously ironic that he smokes….. *shrug*
I would do him….
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A tramp stamp of my tailbone! That was MY idea! Man! *snaps*
Oh and yeah he’s pretty f’in sexy…
I already talk to the zombie guy, in montreal ( if you want to see him, go on st-laurent street! haha)
And he his a really nice man!!! A bit weird, but really funny
He said that the place on his body must hurt was on his eyes. Yup!
:P
Actually, most of your eye has no nerves. It’s just the seeing part. It’s the “Don’t put shit here, stupid!” reflex.
Pretty sure she meant around his eyes and on his eyelids. He has no tattoos on his actual eye from what I can tell.
Does Zombie Boy like turtles?
Well, he did say in his interview that he wanted to be a Ninja Turtle and live in the sewer.
does the woman have gray skin?!?
zombie man seriously grosses me out. wayyyyyy too much ink. hep, party of one.
Oh guys, heres the uncencored:
http://inspirationbeyondreason.blogspot.com/2009/08/uterus-tattoo.html
his tattoo artist is pretty damn talented though…
omg seriously the reproductive system every girl knows she got one so why would you want it tatooed on the outside. i no she do not wear a bikini in the summer thats just so nasty and trashy looking. the skeleton is ugly and creepy but everybody is different and thats prolly his style but yeah. it will def. be hard getting a job unless he do things like a tatoo artist or like if he wants to work in the clubbing buisness or something
I bet without all the tattoos on his face the zombie guy would be pretty cute!
He is damn fine with ‘em, I say!
I live in Montreal, I’ve seen this guy in various places, and I’ve always wondered what his story is. Thanks for the article.
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For people talking about Zombie Boy not having a job-ever heard of trust funds? That boy is getting money from somewhere..those tattoos are beautifully done and good work is not cheap. If he does work, he probably does Tattoo Conventions.
i think zombie boy is kinda hot. and the uterus tat is kinda cool.
At first, just looking at the pictures, I thought this guy was an enormous freaking tool. After reading the article, I honestly feel sorry for him. Worse, I feel sorry for his mother. I mean, any decent mother is going to love her child no matter what happens to his face or body, but don’t you think his mother ever looks at him and doesn’t recognize the child she gave birth to? Cripes. If I were going to disfigure myself like this, I’d wait until my parents were dead and buried. Then at least I could get a tat with a heart and “Zombie Mom” written on it and pass it off as a tribute.
I like him. I think he’s really really hot. Gimme.
Want to know what Zombie is doing now?
Watch to around 13 minutes.
The zombie guy sez,
“There are girls who dig it, but the kind of girls who dig it are usually trouble.”
Ya think?
That’s so fucking cool. I mean, I’d never do that, but it’s fucking cool.
I honestly think Zombie Boy is gorgeous, even with the tattoo. Good on him for doing something he wanted without any fear.
I would.
i would do him. zombie boy <3
Zombie Boy has pretty eyes. He’s pretty. I want him.
I can’t believe so many girls are saying Zombie Boy is hot. Bahahaha.
Show some class!
Anyway, I just can’t wait to see how his tat’s look when he’s 70.
Actually, I’ll pay to see that.
you know,
I’m guessing he won’t be ugly without his tattoo’s.
I’m so confused…I’m willing to bet he doesn’t have a great job, but i just read he spent 4075 (canadian) on the tats…where does he get the money to do this!?!?
If he’s Canadian, why does he have Texas tattooed on his left arm? (pics from link posted by blsm) And what does Texas have to do with zombies?
Freak.
Zombie boy interview -
So what other body modifications are you planning?
I still want to get my brain shaded in. I want to get it all nice and grey like hamburger meat.
Where in the fuck is he getting GREY hamburger meat from???
Zombie Boy is featured in a short film more fashion design house Thierry Mugler. Nicola Formiccetti and Lady Gaga got him for not only the film but also the runway show in Berlin:
[...] like the Queen, yeah?) after appearing on the English equivalent of Springer with a sad attempt at Zombie-Boy beauty bunged onto his face. [...]
Zombie-boy went to my high school
As a student, or as a teacher?
at least. Zombieboy gets the women
http://failtattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/thumbs_zonx-zombie-boy-22.jpg
Obviously, the boy is doing alright for himself.
Lady GaGa is copying HIM!
Obviously he’s got a job and lots of money after this haha
Ugly tattoo, not really…
so if she gets pregnant is she going to tattoo a fetus in there?
*NEW UPDATE* Z-boy was featured in the “Born This Way” music video with Lady Gaga painted up like him and dancing around him while he looked grumpy.
Rico! I think hes so hot
I saw a picture of him with all his tattoos ‘Shopped out – dude is FINE. I’d hit it like a house on fire.
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I’ve always thought Zombie Boy was quite the looker. I’d hit that, repeatedly, all night long, and NOT with a sledgehammer.
He got a squeegee up his ass once by other street kids.
actually he probably makes alot more money than you.. i see him all over tv and the interent so.