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Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever

Funny-Tattoos-JudgeNotInk Spotter: Laine D

The honorable Judge Judy is fond of saying that “if something doesn’t make sense, it’s not true.” And yet, I see this tattoo right before my eyes, not making any sense whatsoever.

You know what else doesn’t make sense? That, of all the portraits we’ve seen here — dead wives, rock icons, beloved children’s book characters, and, uh, this — the best-executed is a tattoo of Judge Effing Judy. Of all the things to get right, why this? It’s like finding out that John Goodman has perfected his striptease. It’s great and all, but no one really wants to see it.

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  1. DBice says:

    I love Judge J as much as the next guy… but really? I’m pretty even she would be disgusted!

  2. Czernobog says:

    Years from now this tattoo will still be judging him, silently, whenever he looks at it.

  3. Rillion says:

    I think this is hilarious, but unfortunately things stop being so hilarious after they’ve been etched on your skin for ten or twenty years. If this person is covered with tattoos to the point where he reached that “Eh, yeah go ahead…it’ll be good for a laugh” point, then okay. But if it’s his one and only tattoo, then he probably needs some being hit on the head lessons.

  4. TheSheep says:

    Is it me, or is the guy chained to his chair?

  5. PB says:

    Best Judge Judy has evah looked!

  6. boxart says:

    @TheSheep
    Yup, he’s chained. Looks like the tat might be wishful thinking…

  7. sam says:

    Looks like Judy got chickenpox on her cheek and chin.

  8. Czernobog says:

    sam :
    Looks like Judy got chickenpox on her cheek and chin.

    Better then the werewolf look she’ll soon be sporting.

  9. What the... says:

    What is the flag on the right?

  10. Allie says:

    @TheSheep I think it’s a chain from a wallet or something.

  11. Lindsay says:

    I’m fairly sure the Honorable Judge Sheindlin would disapprove.

  12. mildew says:

    the verdict is in —— nasty

  13. J Dub says:

    I would have preferred Judge Wapner… I’m old school!

  14. southern.girl.with.class says:

    judy’s got an acne problem =)

  15. sam says:

    omg – I hadn’t even thought of that consequence… ew!

  16. Love says:

    I love Judge Judy… read all her books, 50% of my DVR is her show. But, no. I mean, it looks great, really… and its the best large tat I’ve ever seen. But, no!! :)

  17. BytchEPoo says:

    “It’s like finding out that John Goodman has perfected his striptease. It’s great and all, but no one really wants to see it.”

    best. comment. EVER!!! amen!

  18. Liz says:

    While this tat is stupid, kinda frightening, and could probably make Judge Judy cry (with laughter), it is also one of the best tats I’ve ever seen. evar.
    10/10 for quality, 4/10 for smats….

  19. Brandy says:

    Personally i love the taT!!! I also know the man who sports it, If you knew him and his since of humor, you would understand. Go Tom!!!!! and yes he is covered Rillion.

  20. beckye says:

    the acne makes her face look like it is splattered with blood. Please tell me i’m not the only one that sees this.
    judge judy has now turned into robocop. Or the terminator. Take your pick.

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