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I’m beginning to think that people are getting tattoos that defy explanation (and sanity) just to mess with me. I have nothing to say about you, Billy Mays Cupcake. Except that you are an insult to Ed McMahon, whose likeness I have yet to see rendered in permanent ink, with a cupcake or otherwise.

If you think the tattoo itself is crazy, wait till you see just who got it slap-chopped into his skin:

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  1. Becca says:

    is this for real?!

  2. MODOG says:

    God that ShamWow guy looks like a snake.

  3. Kbman says:

    @MODOG
    Or the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Sure sounds like him.

  4. ben says:

    thank god no one has tattooed the sham wow guy yet. i think if that happens, it will be a harbinger of the apocalypse.

  5. TheSheep says:

    What is with the cupcake??

  6. Franklin says:

    That looks photoshopped – the freckles on Vince’s arm seem to stop rather suspiciously around the Billy May’s tat. If it’s real I definitely give Vince props for memorializing the man who paved the way for his career Billy Mays (rip).

  7. Roiyu says:

    @MODOG
    Man, don’t be hatin on the Shamwow guy. That guy gets away with looking like he’s on speed, while giving off the impression that he thinks that we are all idiots, and all while being on national television!
    That man is crazy enough to be my hero. I think the tattoo would suit him fine ;)

  8. Starz says:

    Well, OF COURSE, sham wow guy’s “tattoo” was photoshopped. Good lord. And not to forget, what IS with that cupcake?!

  9. Rachel says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Billy Mays create that gigantic cupcake tin you could use to create a cake size cupcake?

  10. Conanabanana02 says:

    Maybe the person with the tattoo was stating that Billy Mays was his/her cupcake. Awww!

  11. Conanabanana02 says:

    @Rachel

    Whoa!? I didn’t know something like that existed!!

  12. Conanabanana02 says:

    https://www.bigtopcupcake.com/?mid=564199&a=55959&s=

    That cupcake? That’s awesome!!

  13. Hepworth says:

    Man, ironic value only lasts so long. Billy Mays won’t even be known in 15 years. Maybe he can make it into a werewolf later.

  14. I have never heard of Shamwow, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen the Shamwow guy. This is only one of the many benefits of not having a television.

  15. DogMa says:

    What’s getting to me is the bizarre spatial relations — Billy’s own disembodied arms are gesturing around a massive cupcake with his face on the wrapper. Looks like he’s been decapitated and used as a decoration on his own deathcake. With purple icing, of course.

  16. Malisyn says:

    Okay, for all the people that are saying the Vince tattoo is Photoshopped, I’m about to go all forum postal. OF COURSE IT’S FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! It’s intentional you fucking retards! It’s meant to be ironical.

    Anyone that’s even gotten one goddamn tattoo knows that if that tattoo had been placed in that spot, and done the way a tattoo artist would have done it, the bending of the arm would have that thing all bent and warped to hell. I’m not sure I’ve ever used so many exclamation points in one post.

  17. Lady Ice says:

    I can only hope the location is above a woman’s crotch.

    “Billy Mays here. Yes, HERE!”

  18. What the... says:

    Lady Ice :
    I can only hope the location is above a woman’s crotch.
    “Billy Mays here. Yes, HERE!”

    Shouldnt that be, “Bill lays here”?
    I also hate the shamwow guy!

  19. DaPunkin says:

    @Malisyn
    Careful you don’t pop a blood vessel, I only saw one comment about the Vince tat being shopped.

  20. stugatz says:

    Vinny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Looking quiet says:

    I think I know this girl and the story behind the tat is interesting enough. Billy on a cupcake or anything else she puts on her body, she’ll make it look good

  22. LOLTATZ says:

    At least put a link in if you’re going to steal content from LOLTATZ.

  23. Sammi says:

    Omg! this was totally shopped onto the shamwow guy. total fake!!!!

  24. hhw says:

    *sigh*
    the second picture is so obviously fake.

  25. GG says:

    Given the fists, the watch, and the placement, it looks suspiciously like a Goatse ref…

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