Submitted By: Anne S
You know, there are times in our lives when we’re not in control of our own destinies. Sometimes it’s the government. Sometimes it’s genetics. Maybe it’s a higher power. And sometimes destiny is shaped by Rohypnol.
When you’ve been roofied as many times as this person, well, you learn that you need a warning label on your ass. Roofie me once, shame on you. Roofie me six times, shame on me.
Source: GeekStir.com
“I have this idea for a children’s book. This cowboy rides a dinosaur.”
“I like it! So how did the cowboy get the dinosaur to let him ride it?”
“I . . . don’t know.”
“Well, okay. Then why is the dinosaur in the Old West, millions of years out of time? Or is the cowboy back in the Jurassic?”
“Didn’t really think about that.”
“Okay, so what sort of conflict will they have? What obstacle will cowboy and dinosaur have to overcome together?”
“Gosh, I . . . look, it’s going to be a cowboy. Riding a dinosaur.”
“That’s all you’ve got?”
“Yeah. Pretty awesome, huh?”
“Maybe there’s something else you could do with the idea.”
Ink Spotter: Casey C
Kid, the difference between the ironic beard and the ironic tattoo is that the beard can be shaved off at any time. Like, literally at the exact moment you grow up and realize how stupid you look.
Not so with the tattoo. That thing isn’t going anywhere. I guess you could grow the beard really long to cover it up. Then you’d look only about half as stupid as you actually are.
But let’s not ignore the small matter of your wearing a towel fastened with a miniblind string USB iPod cable as a cape. Weed and cameras: they just don’t mix well. Well, not for you at least. Worked out fine for the rest of us.
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